If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Another*

*Roseanne Roseannadanna: “It just goes to show ya, it’s always something.”

Attribution: One More Thing to Worry About by Jeff Koterba

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Sturgeone
8 months ago

Ah, Roseanne….. How did the original Not Ready For Prime Time Players come up with so much more funny stuff than any crew since then?   Every week with the killer material.   Mind boggler

craigcrawford
8 months ago

Axios Scoop: Trump campaign considering Nikki Haley for VP

I love it when these folks who used to publicly hate Trump get considered. We get to see their attack quotes all over again.

One of Nikki’s best: “When we’re talking about rape we’re not talking about inflation”

blueINdallas
8 months ago

If she were to accept, her supporters and the protest vote would sit on their hands.  

Orange Adolf is toxic and she knows she has a chance after a second Biden administration.  There won’t be an opportunity for anyone if tRUMPsky were to get elected.   

ps – I hope they wouldn’t be foolish enough to think he would still have legal trouble while prez and Nikki would have to step in. That’s not going to happen. If everyone isn’t completely aware that tRUMPsky will turn on them, too, then they’ve succumbed to KoolAid poisoning. It’s. A. Cult.

Sturgeone
8 months ago

Way I see it, she CAN’T accept. Plus, he still might drop out…….or something. 

If she accepted, he’d be rubbing her nose in sewage every step of the way, and still lose.

blueINdallas
8 months ago

https://www.salon.com/2024/05/10/katie-britt-is-back-at-it-pushing-a-bill-to-launch-a-pregnancy-tracking-database/
“Katie Britt is back at it, pushing a bill to launch a pregnancy tracking federal database”
 
Wait, I thought they wanted everything pushed back to the states, but now they want a federal database? 

“Alabama Senator Katie Britt, who gained national attention after her controversial response to President Joe Biden’s state of the union, proposed a sweeping set of legislation, which would enable child support payments to begin during pregnancy and establish a national clearinghouse of pregnancy care providers, except those which provide abortion-related services.”
“The “More Opportunities for Moms to Succeed,” or MOMS Act, which garnered co-sponsors including Sens. Marco Rubio (R-FL) and Kevin Cramer (R-N.D.), creates specific carve-outs barring an entity that “performs, induces, refers for, or counsels in favor of abortions” from receiving funding or placement on a new Pregnancy.gov website, including swaths of OB-GYN services and sexual health clinics across the country.”
 
This should drive men to the polls; child support starting in pregnancy!

Sturgeone
8 months ago

Svengoolie Monster Movie of the Week
”The House of Frankenstein”
After escaping from prison, the evil Dr. Niemann (Boris Karloff) and his hunchbacked assistant, Daniel (J. Carrol Naish), plot their revenge against those who imprisoned them. For this, they recruit the powerful Wolf Man (Lon Chaney), Frankenstein’s monster (Glenn Strange) and even Dracula himself (John Carradine). Niemann pursues those who wrong him, sending each monster out to do his dirty work. But his control on the monsters is weak at best and may prove to be his downfall.

craigcrawford
8 months ago

Perfect for the Biden ad campaign now telling Haley supporters Trump doesn’t want their votes.

blueINdallas
8 months ago

New SNL tonight.
Host: Maya Rudolf
Music: Vampire Weekend

blueINdallas
8 months ago

If Noem hadn’t shot herself in the foot by talking about her penchant for shooting dogs, and goats, and horses, she’d have been a lock for VP on the crazy/evil/fascist ticket.

craigcrawford
8 months ago

GROUND GAME MATTERS IN TIGHT RACES

Biden’s campaign has opened more than 200 offices with 500 staffers in battleground states, and more on the way. 

Trump campaign won’t say what they’ve got, but we do know the RNC has closed all of its Hispanic outreach offices and fired 60 veteran staffers in charge of field work for suspicions they aren’t sufficiently loyal to Trump (they have to say Trump won in 2020 to be rehired).

https://www.axios.com/2024/05/11/bidens-red-counties-trump

craigcrawford
8 months ago

Trump pressed oil executives to give $1 billion for his campaign, people in industry say

If I am an oil company’s lawyer my advice might be don’t give him money because he was so explicit here about the quid pro quo it could be actionable bribery. He even put a number on it: $1 billion to shut down Biden’s climate agenda 

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/09/trump-asks-oil-executives-campaign-finance-00157131

whskyjack
8 months ago

Pat,
of course there are tornados and severe thunderstorms, It’s May. 
Given the mindless panic going on around here, (People keeping their kids out of school because the weather forecast of a tornado watch.) Those parasitic brain worms are much more common than we realize.
Jack

whskyjack
8 months ago

Craig,
do you give and risk jail time or not give and risk retaliation?
Being a mega corporation these days ain’t easy.
Jack

blueINdallas
8 months ago

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/11/us/northern-lights-how-to-watch/index.html
 
“A second chance to view the magnificent auroras from a series of solar flares and coronal mass ejections from the sun will arrive Saturday evening in case you missed the show the previous night.”
 
 

Blue Bronc
8 months ago

I think the risk of fines and incarceration for being a CEO is not high if you follow the law, support Dems, and don’t try to be on the side of dictators and madmen.

Bink
8 months ago

appropriately titled

IvyGreen
8 months ago

Good discussion. Not much to contribute of value today, except to say Donald Trump is a lying sack of shit; I don’t believe a single shit-stirring word of his in any direction.  

Blue Bronc
8 months ago

Over in the dark world of twit, one idiot, we are sure it is not a bot or russian, showed a picture from Korean War of a Jeep full of combat troops with the meme statement about why there are no Millennials or Gen X doing this.  What a tunnel into the deep cesspool that one is. First Gen X is now out of enlisting age. Millennials are almost the same now.  Gen Z and Gen Alpha are now the men and women facing danger.  They enlist, offering everything, up to their lives, for the U.S., and the world. I absolutely hate the far right anti-American magats.

blueINdallas
8 months ago

If ever there was a time for a tsunami on the Jersey shore, it was today.

Sturgeone
8 months ago

Oh why not…..

Pogo
8 months ago

If she accepted, he’d be rubbing her nose in sewage every step of the way, and still lose.

Soooo, where’s the down side?

Pogo
8 months ago

Spring in East Bumfuck –  LP and I had to move a washer/dryer over-under to our place in Oakland MD and bring a fridge back. (BTW I’m too old for this shit). Anyway, woke up to cloudy but dry, drove toward Oakland and the skies cleared. While putting the W/D in the house and putting the fridge in the truck it got overcast  10 minutes into the hour and a half drive back it started raining a bit, then went through light and VERY heavy downpours  Got onto route 50, 10 minutes from home. Rain stopped, we unloaded the fridge. Literally, today in EB (just like everywhere else I’ve lived – from Alabama to Maine), if you don’t like the weather, wait a minute.
 
 

Bink
8 months ago

why not, indeed

Bink
8 months ago

“I’ve written a 3min song”
 
”well Sam Hell boy that’s 30sec too long”

Bink
8 months ago

👻 

Bink
8 months ago

why not indeed

Bink
8 months ago

going out on a limb that George Harrison is on this

Bink
8 months ago

2:07 in the ay-em 

Bink
8 months ago

too much work, leeplay never disappoints ✌️ 

2 hours of jams 👍