I’m of the opinion that, following the SoE Asia Fiasco, the Afghanistan Fiasco, and the 2 Gulf Fiascos, we need a new metric for measuring military power. Clearly, we are not the greatest power on earth, although we could atomize all comers in a WWII or Korea style war. It may be decades or centuries, if ever, before we have another WWII or Korea style war.
Four years ago trump promised to repeal Obamacare and start trumpCare
What happened ? Did it interfere with golf ? Or, was it just another pile of trumpshit ?
And, speaking of republican health care costs :
It’ll be even more fun if pence gets the chance to cast the vote that removes trump, and he takes it. Imagine the brouhaha that would follow ! Those obese baseturds, manafort, kysliak, derapaska, bannon, barr, pompey, trump, corsi, limbaug and hannity would all have heart attacks. The impeachment and trial would go into syndication, outselling M*A*S*H, and the country would run out of popcorn !
pundits think that any rippers who vote against trump are doomed. But would they actually deny pence, their own newly sworn-in sitting president, the 2020 nomination ? Hell, pence could tell the convention delegates that if they don’t give him the nomination, he won’t pardon their disgusting godking savior. Hoo boy, would that raise a howling and a gnashing of dentures ! Then we’d go through Mexico’s and Brazil’s popcorn, too ! Oh, what an interesting, educational, and spectacularly inventive year we could have after three years of trump’s tedious monotone self-praise, ranting & bullying. Wouldn’t it be heavenly ?
So tonight before bed, tell your higher spiritual being that you really really really want this impeachment, and for pence to have his really really really big chance. If not for me, please do it for Iowa’s corn farmers.
Bumper Stickers for Today Dems (please rank your favorite, second favorite, and third favorite)
1. Lies, Spies & Shifty Guys
2. Russkies, Rapes, & Relatives
3. Confusion, Collusion, Delusion
4. Crooks, Spooks & Kooks
5. Saudis, Scams & Screwballs
6. Pollution, Perjury & Putin
7. Crooks, Cranks & Cruelty
8. Putin/Pence in 2020
9. Make America Glad Again (in Blue, natch)
10. Trouble, Treason & Trump
I’ll share a few suggestions :
1. Kremlin Krooks & Krazies [the Ks must be bold & red]
2. Buy Trump; Get Vlad Free !
3. Donald Loves [Heart Emoji] Kim; Kim Loves [Heart Emoji] Murder
Please, get sassy, and send in all you can spare. The more the merrier.