Famous Last Words

In history from the once well-known their memorable last statements:

Oscar Wilde – “This wallpaper is dreadful. One of us will have to go.”

Leonardo da Vinci – “I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.”

Nostradamus – “Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here.”

Karl Marx – “Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough!”

Groucho Marx – “This is no way to live.”

GOP – “How dumb can we be?”


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Pogo
1 year ago

Ivy, I’m relieved. Glad the Marty that died is yours. (There was an internet hoax about MJF dying recently).
 

Sturgeone
1 year ago

There are a number of last words I’m looking forward to hearing about. 

craigcrawford
1 year ago

I dunno, was Bannon steering Karl away from Hitler/Mussolini influence with the confederacy comparison?

The “I am your retribution” line eerily similar to Mussolini’s slogan “I am your avenger”. And first wife Ivana did once tell Vanity Fair he often read from a book of Hitler’s collected works on his bedside table.

IvyGreen
1 year ago

Pogo & Pat, Marty had a decent send off, some of his friends came by for a flyover. 

IvyGreen
1 year ago

Trumpf himself is a multigenerational fascist. His followers believe they are avenging the confederacy.

Jamie
1 year ago

Tribute to Marty

Little Fly Upon the Wall,
Ain’t you got no clothes at all?
Ain’t you got a shimmy shirt?
Ain’t you got a petty skirt?

Little fly, d’you want to die?
Squishy squashy – bye bye!

 

 

whskyjack
1 year ago

How about the most common last words.
“Hey, look at this.”
“Here, hold my beer”
“Here is how it is done”
 
Jack

whskyjack
1 year ago

Those OSHA rules are for pussies.
 

Pogo
1 year ago

Hey Joey, watch this. 

Jamie
1 year ago

My son’s T-shirt featuring a tombstone

Well That Didn’t Work

 

craigcrawford
1 year ago

Andrew Weissman on MSNBC summed up Eric’s gibberish testimony today:

— I didn’t even know we had financial statements

— Okay maybe I do know we had financials

— Of course we had financials but I don’t know anything about them

— The financial statements are perfect

—  The financials actually undervalued properties

Sturgeone
1 year ago

woman killed by an alligator at a South Carolina pond told a friend she wanted to get close to the animal and didn’t scream as it attacked her and dragged her into the water, according to a police report. Cynthia Covert, 58, died in the attack Friday afternoon on Kiawah Island, Charleston County deputies said.
A deputy had to shoot and kill the alligator to get Covert away from the animal, according to the police report released Monday. According to the report, Covert’s friend yelled at her not to get closer, but she continued off the back steps towards where the alligator was located, CBS affiliate WCSC reported.

This true news has some last words. The lady’s documented last words, spoken while thrashing around in the pond in the alligator’s jaws were, “I guess I’ll never do that again.”.
Gator had her by the leg.

IvyGreen
1 year ago

Jamie, that’s a very nice tribute to Marty and a new rhyme for my collection. Thank you. 

Sturgeone
1 year ago

There was wine involved.  
The lady was from inland a bit and not used to alligators and was visiting a lady on Kiawah who wanted her hair done during the Covid. Afterward they had some wine out on the deck. Then the lady, seeing the alligator sunning on the bank, got up to go down to the pond to get a selfie. With the alligator.

IvyGreen
1 year ago

It’s possible that Vladimir Nabokov’s last thoughts if not last words were about blue butterflies.

Nabokov’s love of and appreciation for entomology would continue until his last days. Shortly before he passed, in 1977, his son Dimitri recorded the following anecdote in his diary:

A few days before he died there was a moment I remember with special clarity. During the penultimate farewell, after I had kissed his still-warm forehead—as I had for years when saying goodbye—tears suddenly welled in Father’s eyes. I asked him why. He replied that certain butterfly was already on the wing; and his eyes told me he no longer hoped that he would live to pursue it again.

https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/nabokovs-blue-butterflies#

Pogo
1 year ago

People continue to confirm my belief that there is literally no limit to humans’ capacity for stupidity.  At least her last words were right.

IvyGreen
1 year ago

Did anyone hear Judge Luttig on Nicolle? I’m trying to get my head around it, it was like sitting in on a a law class. I think I heard him saying the 14th Amendment cases against Trump need to focus on his actual Constitutional violations which bar him from office as opposed to his actions of whipping up the crowds at the Capitol. It was worth another listen. 
 
 
I’m thinking furthermore if we take the easy way out and leave this to “voters” that even if he loses again, there’s nothing stopping him from running again and again until he drops dead. No guarantee how soon we get to hear his last words or epitaph and in the meantime he keeps the country in turmoil.

Bink
1 year ago

indicted guy isn’t stronger, the GOP has just been hijacked by extremists that are less representative of the electorate than they were in 2016, not more
 
if i were a betting person, and i’m not, i’d want the GOP running the same guy that lost the Presidency, the Senate, and the House (effectively) for them, again

Bink
1 year ago

Biden walked the picket line and American auto workers now have the best-negotiated compensation agreement in history
 
indicted-guy literally told those same workers “i don’t care what you get”

IvyGreen
1 year ago

Thanks, Pat. The devil’s in the details, as always. 

blueINdallas
1 year ago

Now, SFB says MAL is worth a billion.  BS or fork over commensurate taxes.
 
Irk and Junior were agents of the company, so they are on the hook for signing those docs. 
 

Jack -Hope you’re feeling better. My doc told me wait two weeks between shots. Messaging doesn’t seem to be consistent.

RIP Marty