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the stumbling jokes, captions and headlines begin
someone somewhere right now is compiling pictures of every misstep, trip, fall of a POTUS they can find.
and maybe throw in geo h w throwing up at a japanese banquet
in the meantime
“Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including a surge in vaccine distribution and signs of a return to pre-Covid life”
for example, this from getty images:
President Reagan Falling Down Stairs
(Original Caption) Seattle, Washington: President Reagan slips and falls to the deck of the stairway ramp to Air Force One as he was ascending the steps at King County Airport in Seattle. The president fell on the second stair from the top, picked himself up and waved to the crowd after earlier addressing an audience in Seattle.
Replay the video of stupid going down the ramp at Army graduation.
POTUS Joe walks the walk by what he does in office. I am so very happy with the job he is doing.
He just had a foot injury. I know he wants to appear spry, or maybe he just actually likes jogging for some reason, but he should just take it easy. We need him in one piece.
(Also, the fiends at Faux should be reminded that their traitorous, fat-ass, wanna-be tyrant needed assistance going down a ramp, if they want to make an issue of this.)
It really doesn’t take much for us to lose focus on more important things or for some to use those things as propaganda.
Humans (sigh). Alas, I am human, too, and chuckle when I recall the barf heard ‘round the world.
The social media parody account of the Mossad made light of US President Joe Biden’s minor fall while boarding Air Force One on Friday.
Implying that Israeli’s intelligence agency had a hand in making the presidential aircraft, it made a meme of Homer Simpson standing in front of a lever that reads “super fun happy slide.”
“We knew we shouldn’t have installed one of these on Air Force One,” the account said, alluding to the slide.
The vaccine rollout in TX is terrible. My doctor’s office (part of a large, multi-city practice) was denied their request for vaccine.
Unless I can get the vaccine at my doctor’s office or the neighborhood pharmacy, I won’t be able to be vaccinated.
W choking on a pretzel was pretty good. But, yeah, the big barf will be pretty hard to ever top.
I’m 12 yrs younger that Biden… I used to bounce up and down steps too. Now I always hold onto the railing. Hey we all age (unless we die young)… nothing to be ashamed of that one isn’t as spry as one used to be, IMO.
BiD…. how frustrating that must be. Don’t give up…. keep trying for that vaccine.
My jogging up and skipping down stairs days are over. Walking up and down is just safer.
geez, another Cuomo accuser, we’re closing in on double digits — New York Times
how many does that make for the repubs – double digits yet or double dozen?
in the spirit of equal time
two years ago, this tally from the webinfoguy on ranker:
This Republican scandals list is full of stories and incidents that will make you shake your head. Sex scandals have made their way into both the Democratic Party and Republican Party. Regardless of whether or not it’s election time, the public is always enthralled by a good political sex scandal. Republican sex scandals are arguably the most entertaining type because of the party’s commitment to pro-family and conservative values. This is not to say that there are not plenty of scandals from both political parties, however. From Political John conservative to liberal adulterers, the two parties have been pretty even in terms of sex scandals.
Due to the 2017 Weinstein effect, many Republicans accused of sexual harassment and sexual assault have been added to the list, including former President George H. W. Bush, former Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Alabama Roy Moore, and Florida state Senator Jack Latvala.
The Republican party led the way in the ’80s and ’90s with a multitude of sex scandals. More recently, GOP leaders like John Boehner and Newt Gingrich have been embroiled in their own GOP scandals. Republicans are often conservative and publicly preach abstinence, so this makes it even more entertaining when they are involved in extramarital affairs. This politician list is full of dirty sex scandals. See the Democratic list for the other side of the aisle. After you read this Republican sex scandal list, leave a comment or share it with a friend.
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…glad there weren’t cameras on me when i rolled my ankle, last week
i only went down one step, too, not up 20
If i was POTUS, the headline would say: “President Rolls Ankle, Yells Obscenity, Limps Away, Mumbles More Obscenities- Republicans Demand Investigation”
Nice catch, Pat, on the Reagan tumble. Bet that won’t get on FOX. Across Tucker and Hannity last night I counted 26 replays of the Biden video, not counting multiple freeze frames.
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney for Donald Trump, author of “Disloyal” and host of the Mea Culpa podcast, discusses his eighth visit with the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office and what the millions of pages of Trump Organization financial documents are showing them. Aired on 03/20/2021.
Cuomo saying he won’t run for reelection his last ditch option to stem the tide. A third term a bit much anyway.
Craig
The latest accuser is still working for him and her charge is that the way he looked at her made her uncomfortable. She also says he never touched her in any way. This leaping on the bandwagon nonsense is getting totally out of hand.
Call me when one says he tossed hotel room keys at her or she walked in to find him laying on a couch with an exposed member or any other experiences I could name that I got out of with relative ease. I’m all for “ME TOO” but there should be something more than a request for a kiss before we burn the guy at the stake.
That Reagan spill should be sent to every Fox twitter account.
Burn at the stake? Losing chance for a third term hardly the death penalty.
FoxNews isn’t journalism, and a tool of Russia, should no longer be given White House press credentials.
Fox News has been talking about Putin challenging Biden to a debate for a day — and they're rooting for Putin pic.twitter.com/EtKVNekMuw
Yes Sturg, I watch a lot of FOX and for the first time think they really are imploding.
Not relevant to anything in particular, but watching Windsors doc on Amazon Prime and got a kick out of this old quote from Queen mum: “When things are bad, eat chocolate and keep smiling”.
Her husband Bertie was dying of lung cancer when she said that.
Guessing Queen Elizabeth these days might be remembering those words.
FoxNews literally owned and run by foreigners- not surprising they root for them
bink, oh contrary as we so worldly say in the boonies, paterfamilias murdoch is not a foreigner
According to the L.A. Times, Murdoch became a U.S. citizen on September 4, 1985. He had lived in the U.S. since 1973. Murdoch had to give up his Australian citizenship. Changing his citizenship allowed Murdoch to complete some lucrative business deals.
The L.A. Times stated that not having U.S. citizenship got in the way of Murdoch acquiring independent American media outlets. Laws prevented him from owning more than 20 percent of a broadcast license or permission to use a radio frequency in a specific area.
the stumbling jokes, captions and headlines begin
someone somewhere right now is compiling pictures of every misstep, trip, fall of a POTUS they can find.
and maybe throw in geo h w throwing up at a japanese banquet
in the meantime
“Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including a surge in vaccine distribution and signs of a return to pre-Covid life”
for example, this from getty images:
President Reagan Falling Down Stairs
(Original Caption) Seattle, Washington: President Reagan slips and falls to the deck of the stairway ramp to Air Force One as he was ascending the steps at King County Airport in Seattle. The president fell on the second stair from the top, picked himself up and waved to the crowd after earlier addressing an audience in Seattle.
Replay the video of stupid going down the ramp at Army graduation.
POTUS Joe walks the walk by what he does in office. I am so very happy with the job he is doing.
He just had a foot injury. I know he wants to appear spry, or maybe he just actually likes jogging for some reason, but he should just take it easy. We need him in one piece.
(Also, the fiends at Faux should be reminded that their traitorous, fat-ass, wanna-be tyrant needed assistance going down a ramp, if they want to make an issue of this.)
It really doesn’t take much for us to lose focus on more important things or for some to use those things as propaganda.
Humans (sigh). Alas, I am human, too, and chuckle when I recall the barf heard ‘round the world.
https://abcnews.go.com/Archives/video/jan-11-1992-president-bush-sick-japan-9357727
from jerusalem post:
The social media parody account of the Mossad made light of US President Joe Biden’s minor fall while boarding Air Force One on Friday.
Implying that Israeli’s intelligence agency had a hand in making the presidential aircraft, it made a meme of Homer Simpson standing in front of a lever that reads “super fun happy slide.”
“We knew we shouldn’t have installed one of these on Air Force One,” the account said, alluding to the slide.
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lest we forget last year
https://twitter.com/i/status/1275500260618575872
by the way, happy spring!
You just can’t top Bush throwing up on the Japanese prime minister
https://www.texastribune.org/2021/03/20/texas-coronavirus-vaccine-difficult/
The vaccine rollout in TX is terrible. My doctor’s office (part of a large, multi-city practice) was denied their request for vaccine.
Unless I can get the vaccine at my doctor’s office or the neighborhood pharmacy, I won’t be able to be vaccinated.
W choking on a pretzel was pretty good. But, yeah, the big barf will be pretty hard to ever top.
I’m 12 yrs younger that Biden… I used to bounce up and down steps too. Now I always hold onto the railing. Hey we all age (unless we die young)… nothing to be ashamed of that one isn’t as spry as one used to be, IMO.
BiD…. how frustrating that must be. Don’t give up…. keep trying for that vaccine.
My jogging up and skipping down stairs days are over. Walking up and down is just safer.
geez, another Cuomo accuser, we’re closing in on double digits — New York Times
yeah, but we’re gaining more goper gropers too
Republican U.S. Rep. Tom Reed accused of sexual misconduct – ABC News (go.com)
how many does that make for the repubs – double digits yet or double dozen?
in the spirit of equal time
two years ago, this tally from the webinfoguy on ranker:
…glad there weren’t cameras on me when i rolled my ankle, last week
i only went down one step, too, not up 20
If i was POTUS, the headline would say: “President Rolls Ankle, Yells Obscenity, Limps Away, Mumbles More Obscenities- Republicans Demand Investigation”
Nice catch, Pat, on the Reagan tumble. Bet that won’t get on FOX. Across Tucker and Hannity last night I counted 26 replays of the Biden video, not counting multiple freeze frames.
FBI investigating Cuomo Nursing-Home scandal – – https://t.co/ojnBpFnhoA
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney for Donald Trump, author of “Disloyal” and host of the Mea Culpa podcast, discusses his eighth visit with the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office and what the millions of pages of Trump Organization financial documents are showing them. Aired on 03/20/2021.
Cuomo saying he won’t run for reelection his last ditch option to stem the tide. A third term a bit much anyway.
Craig
The latest accuser is still working for him and her charge is that the way he looked at her made her uncomfortable. She also says he never touched her in any way. This leaping on the bandwagon nonsense is getting totally out of hand.
Call me when one says he tossed hotel room keys at her or she walked in to find him laying on a couch with an exposed member or any other experiences I could name that I got out of with relative ease. I’m all for “ME TOO” but there should be something more than a request for a kiss before we burn the guy at the stake.
That Reagan spill should be sent to every Fox twitter account.
Burn at the stake? Losing chance for a third term hardly the death penalty.
FoxNews isn’t journalism, and a tool of Russia, should no longer be given White House press credentials.
Fox has actually jumped the shark.
Yes Sturg, I watch a lot of FOX and for the first time think they really are imploding.
Not relevant to anything in particular, but watching Windsors doc on Amazon Prime and got a kick out of this old quote from Queen mum: “When things are bad, eat chocolate and keep smiling”.
Her husband Bertie was dying of lung cancer when she said that.
Guessing Queen Elizabeth these days might be remembering those words.
FoxNews literally owned and run by foreigners- not surprising they root for them
bink, oh contrary as we so worldly say in the boonies, paterfamilias murdoch is not a foreigner
according to this from 11/20 marketrealist
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