A Bark-out to the Bark-in

Washington Post — It’s unclear whether the initial incursion happened stealthily at night or brazenly during the day — though authorities are almost certain the invasion occurred by sea.

And federal employees who returned from the month-long partial government shutdown decided that it was probably not worth the effort to relocate the roughly 90 individuals involved. That’s because some of them were pregnant or newborns, and all of them were opportunistic elephant seals that have taken over what used to be the tourist area of Drakes Beach, Calif.
Across the nation this week, returning federal workers slogged through backlogs of voicemails, sifted through bursting email inboxes and tried to remember the name of the childhood pet at the beginning of their log-in passwords.
At Drakes Beach, part of the Point Reyes National Seashore, employees had a much bigger problem. Literally. Some of the elephant seal squatters weigh as much as a car.
A colony of nearly 1,500 seals inhabits nearby Chimney Beach, which is protected from binocular-wearing tourists by 100-foot-tall cliffs. But Drakes Beach, with its wide swath of sand and spectacular views of the Pacific, has been claimed by humans. Park officials have used a decidedly low-tech method to enforce an armistice between the mammal species: They waved blue tarps to annoy the seals away from the areas most popular with Homo sapiens.
“It doesn’t scare them, and it’s a standard technique used with elephant seals,” John Dell’Osso, chief of interpretation and resource education for the seashore, told the San Francisco Chronicle. “This would have kept them farther away from tourists.”
The annoying tarps were an effective plan, usually chasing all but a seal or two away from the beach, which is a 90-minute drive from San Francisco.
But the federal government apparently does not regard the tarp-wavers as essential federal employees, so the workers who did it were among the 800,000 furloughed.
During that time, according to the Chronicle, high tides and storms battered the seals’ normal habitat.
So the seals showed up at the suddenly deserted Drakes Beach, and they brought friends and apparently family, too. Seals give birth during winter, and the unoccupied Drakes Beach appears to be an excellent place to raise pups.

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Pogo
6 years ago

LOL – what a hoot – blue tarps – maybe SFB should try that at the border.

 

Speaking of SFB, time stands still.  He musta forgot that he tweeted the same thing about the DOW rising to 25000 a year ago.

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If he didn’t have stupid what would he have?

craigcrawford
6 years ago

It’s Dad’s moving day. See you when I come up for air.

Blue Bronc
6 years ago

Putin wins another one as SFB pulls the US out of a nuclear arms treaty.  Treason is a serious crime and the greedy old perverts are complicit.

RebelliousRenee
6 years ago

Craig… I’ll be thinking of you and your dad all day…. wishing you both the very best.

 

BlueB…  I saw that news somewhere this morning.  My first thought was “Jesus Christ, can it be anymore obvious that trumpty is working for the Russians”.  It looks like Putin is getting him to do as much as he can before it all crashes.

Jamie44
6 years ago

Craig,

Wishing your dad an easy relocation.

Katherine Graham Cracker
6 years ago

I think everyone is going to be very happy in their new homes.

Bink
6 years ago

A full article from another source above the fold?  Hm.

Bink
6 years ago

Well, if one reads beyond the headline they will see NATO supports the U.S. ultimatum concerning that nuke treaty, but either way, the odds just increased that humanity will exterminate itself with nuclear arms.

I told you ppl are dumb.

Pogo
6 years ago

Bink, yep, that’s what the WaPo article on the INF Treaty suspension announcement reports.

And along the lines of your ppl are dumb comment, from a WaPo article about the Trump Tower meeting phone calls of SFBJr.:

But Senate investigators have concluded that the blocked calls were conversations between Trump Jr. and two longtime business associates: Howard Lorber, a real estate investor who has done business in Russia, and Brian France, the chief executive of NASCAR, according to two people familiar with the determination.

The findings were first reported by CNN and ABC News.

France did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

A spokesman for Lorber said Friday that the real estate magnate “does not recall conversations with Donald Trump Jr. in the summer of 2016,” adding that Lorber never discussed “any Russian matters” with the president’s son.

So SFBJr. couldn’t remember, Lorber’s spokesman says Lorber doesn’t remember any such calls and France ain’t talking?  WTH did they base their conclusion on?  Stupid Senate investigators.

Bink
6 years ago

resemblance is uncanny

Blue Bronc
6 years ago

patd – if a gag order is placed on Roger the rat an office pool needs to be created for how long it will take for him to break it.  I tend to think he might make it to the court room door and then maybe thirteen more minutes.

xrepublican
6 years ago

roger stone’s indictment & hollerpalooza indicates that he’s protecting trump, while offering himself up for serious jail time. he is expecting a short bit of discomfort waiting for trump to pardon him.

He’s raising $$ through crowd-source funding, so it’s just possible, though barely) that he might get through the legal battle without spending a penny of his own. How can he crowd-source effectively if there’s a gag order ? This is a question that he might take to brett kavanaugh for a 5/4 ruling.

Blue Bronc
6 years ago

Looks like a picture is undoing an elected Dem governor.  The coverup is always worse than the crime.  Perhaps if Gov. Ralph Northam had disclosed the stinker earlier and ran over it with a truck a few times he might not be facing an early goodbye from office.  I am sure the repubs are thinking about Democratic purity and laughing.  This would be a plus for many of them, just like the pic of the senate majority leader of the soviet party standing in front of a Confederate battle flag accepting an award is.

Bink
6 years ago

If you were in a burka then no one can prove it’s you.

Bink
6 years ago

Here’s a good rule of thumb: if you’re over age 12, don’t wear a Halloween costume.

Bink
6 years ago

The Liberal thought-police will find some issue with it, patd.

Northam would be smart not to yield to the twitterverse and serve out the term to which his constiuents elected him.  Say, “I’ll resign when the criminal in our nations’s highest office does; you know: the one that promotes and aims to codify actual racist policies”.

 

Why do Democrats eat their own?

Pogo
6 years ago

I haven’t put a costume on in maybe 25 years other than a monkey suit for the odd party. Last time I recall ever dressing for a costume party I put on a plastic hockey mask and coveralls and went as Michael Myers of Halloween fame.

Northam is a quandary. Bad optics. 6 years after his idiot photo Doug Wilder was elected as the first black governor of Virginia. Ironically Northam has described himself as “conservative on fiscal issues and liberal on social issues”. He’s a Dem, but not a base Dem. he voted for Shrub twice before running for office in 2007 as a dem. Repugs tried to recruit him to change parties when he was In the state senate but he declined.  The current Lt Gov is a black Dem, so if Northam steps down it won’t be a catastrophe for VA. 

Bink
6 years ago

I remember Bill Maher licking chocolate off of the naked body of a model in Playboy magazine- get him off the air!

Blue Bronc
6 years ago

Smelling like dead career in the Virginia governor’s chair.  Northam has miss handled this from the start, the start being stupid enough to put on black face.  It also raises the question about what is yet to be discovered.  I stepped back and wanted to think about this for a few hours.  I value the African-American thought, especially Virginians, first.  I also expect the Virginia political parties to have more information and opposition information.  It all points to a man who brought a racist and white supremacist life to a Virginia which is actively changing to a modern and diverse state.  The good people of Virginia are telling the man to go away. I look forward to the new governor getting rid of honoring Lee.

RebelliousRenee
6 years ago

Hey Bink…  what are you… the liberal tv police.  If you don’t like Maher, then don’t watch him.  I’ve been watching Maher for years.  I don’t always agree with him.  And yes…  I feel the same way about fox news and rush limpball.  I don’t watch or listen…   but others can make up their own minds.

Bink
6 years ago

Do i get to carry a taser?  What about dental insurance?  If so, yes.

RebelliousRenee
6 years ago

NO…  no taser….  no dental insurance for you.  And you will be made to watch the Super Bowl over and over again.

Blue Bronc
6 years ago

If I am home tomorrow, it will be a day of Puppy Bowl videos.

xrepublican
6 years ago

Happy Ground Hogs Day !

I wore a costume in Viet Nam : a pretend soldier with red crosshairs. That offended few actual soldiers.

However, some of my other ‘qualities’ were offensive.

xrepublican
6 years ago

So, what WERE the qualities that helped Northam to rise in the party and state politics ? The pretty face, pleasant voice, and military industrial complex tattoo ?

xrepublican
6 years ago

He believes it was a mistake. Are we hearing swiftboats coming this way ?

jace
6 years ago

If Northam would bother to look up he would see the vultures gathering. He is the equivalent of political road kill. The only question is, how long will it take them to pick the carcass clean?

Blue Bronc
6 years ago

Yup, black face standing next to the KKK is offensive.  Black face imitating Michael Jackson is okay?  If he is as smart as he is supposed to be he should be arranging a golden parachute or something better than walking out the door poor.  An example of a tone deaf white man.

Katherine Graham Cracker
6 years ago

Maybe he and Tom Brokaw can do something together

xrepublican
6 years ago

Mistaken identity ? Who does northam think he is, a Supreme Court nominee ?

xrepublican
6 years ago

GROUND HOG DAY REPORT

Chuck Wood, the official ground hog of partisan politics, saw his shadow this morning, and predicts six more seasons of political mayhem.

The good news is, Wood predicts that trump won’t start a nuclear war, ‘cuz doing so would dash all hopes for a hotel in Moscow.

Blue Bronc
6 years ago

Good thing is nobody thinks roasted wood chuck is worth eating.

xrepublican
6 years ago

I’ve heard mixed reports about woodchuck and marmot meat. I suppose it depends on what they’ve been eating. The wood chucks I inadvertently raised loved the broccoli that I was never able to harvest. One must presume that those guys tasted like broccoli.

The deer, the neighbor’s cow, and bugs also liked my broccoli. All the neighborhood critters must have tasted like my broccoli, except for me.

xrepublican
6 years ago

Ms Jamie,

I have a special request. As you appear to be the expert in matters owlish, would you please post a picture of a Superb Owl for the game tomorrow ?

Thanks for your consideration in this matter.

Yours,

X

Katherine Graham Cracker
6 years ago

Our super bowl party is very small – but we are still having a lot of snacks