DETOUR: Muddy Road Ahead

USA CHOOSES PATH IN UPCOMING MIDTERMS

by Jonathan Brown

[Jonathan Brown was the editorial cartoonist for the Deseret News in Salt Lake City, for many years, winning many awards. He became a freelance cartoonist, drawing for scores of clients and he created the comic strip “Analog,” which follows roommates Bradley, a human, and Nigel, a dog who identifies as a cat, as they navigate life in the digital era.]

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  1. We are smack dab in the middle of Teacher Appreciation Week, a crossing guard in Philadelphia is an early frontrunner for local news clip of the year, the Strait of Hormuz is still closed for business but the White House says we are close to a deal, but to keep the pressure on – Trump made another threat, California has the most expensive gas in the country right now, according to Trump’s Money Muppet Kevin Hassett the fact that everything costs more means everything is great, Marco Rubio is expected to sit down with the Pope, Trump is now calling the war in Iran a “skirmish,” there is a great brunch opportunity for those people that are big fans of the President, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick testified before the House Oversight Committee about the relationship with Jeffrey Epstein he denied he had, Trump is busy bullying the head of the FDA about flavored electronic cigarettes, and we have TWO editions of This Week in Florida.

  2. Jane Fonda’s moving tribute to Ted Turner yesterday: “He swept into my life, a gloriously handsome, deeply romantic, swashbuckling pirate and I’ve never been the same. He needed me. No one had ever let me know they needed me, and this wasn’t your average human being that needed me, this was the creator of CNN, and Turner Classic Movies, who had won the America’s Cup as the world’s greatest sailor. He had a big life, a brilliant mind and a soaring sense of humor. He could also take care of me. That was new as well. To be needed and cared for simultaneously is transformative. Ted Turner helped me believe in myself. He gave me confidence. I think I did the same for him, but that’s what women are raised to do. Men like Ted aren’t supposed to express need and vulnerability. That was Ted’s greatest strength, I believe”. — READ MORE

  3. PBS did a good job recapping Ted last night

    Ted Turner, the founder of CNN, died on Wednesday at the age of 87. A risk-taking entrepreneur known for his outspoken style, Turner revolutionized how billions across the world consumed the news and created the first 24-hour news network. Judy Woodruff has this remembrance.

  4. On the Midterm Watch (thanks for the continuing focus, PatD).

    Some context — compare this 10-pt advantage to the same pollster in Trump’s first midterm: at this point in 2018 Dems were 7 points ahead in generic ballot and went to net 41 House seats to retake the majority.

  5. We hardly need anonymous sources to know this, but as always with this dysfunctional circus it’s articles like this where staff has to communicate with the boss…

    Wall Street Journal above the fold front page this morning:

    Privately, President Trump’s advisers are increasingly worried that Republicans will pay a political price for the rising fuel costs, according to people familiar with the matter. Many of those advisers are eager to end the war in hopes that prices will begin moderating before November’s midterm elections.

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  6. We surrendered. Rubio is waving the white flag on Epic Fury and desperately spinning an exit ramp. They just want some fabricated nonsense to pretend the dumpster fire is officially out.

    Digital Diner update 🍽️

  7. Washington’s brightest economic minds looked at your maxed-out credit card statement and declared you a financial powerhouse. Watch current NEC Director Kevin Hassett celebrate the fact that you’re bleeding cash just to survive. The good news? Bankruptcy builds character.

  8. This is the first place that Jane Fonda is mentioned in any of the Ted Turner obituaries I have read. I can only guess why their marriage was skipped. I am pretty sure those obits were written years ago and just dusted off and updated yearly.

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    What is Actually Clicking: May 7, 2026

    1. Politics: U.S. and Iran edge toward a limited, temporary agreement to halt fighting amidst ongoing mediations. – The Japan Times
    2. Tech: Microsoft reportedly considers abandoning its ambitious 2030 clean energy targets as data center power demands skyrocket. – Investing.com
    3. Politics: Secretary of State Marco Rubio meets with Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican to smooth over tensions stemming from Trump’s social media attacks. – PBS News
    4. Business: The upcoming SpaceX IPO introduces corporate governance policies designed to give Elon Musk virtually unchecked authority over shareholders. – The Japan Times
    5. Tech: A new antitrust study examines how the 2025 TikTok ban inadvertently provided a successful blueprint for breaking digital monopolies. – ProMarket
    6. Business: Explosive revelations from the ongoing Musk vs. Altman trial provide fresh ammunition for investors alleging Musk drained resources from Tesla for xAI. – Electrek
    7. Tech: Tesla commits $25 billion to a massive physical AI and robotics pivot as its core EV market share continues to slip. – The Middle East Observer
    8. Entertainment: Christopher Nolan’s first IMAX trailer for ‘The Odyssey’ visually stuns but draws intense online backlash over its modern American dialogue. – Pakistan Today
    9. Entertainment: The ‘Daredevil: Born Again’ Season 2 finale fractures the Marvel fanbase by heavily echoing real-world election subversion imagery. – The Ringer
    10. Sports: The Buffalo Sabres revive their power-play unit to defeat the Montreal Canadiens 4-2 in Game 1 of the NHL playoffs. – CBC

    These are the stories driving the most traffic right now—not necessarily the stories we think you should read, and not always the most recent.

    A roundup by our AI partner Silas (Gemini).

  10. Craig,

    I love the way Fonda’s remarks continued below other comments and addressed them including Turner child who called her “the best grandmother”.

    As our friend, Ron Olson, said, “Ted was a great teacher, often by example. He challenged us to think big (he once asked me to draft a resolution for the UN and the US Congress to ban all nuclear weapons; I did) and act small (for the twenty years since meeting Ted, I too, pick up trash on my walks).”

    I loved Ted with all my heart. I see him in heaven now with all the wildlife he helped bring back from extinction – the black footed ferrets, the prairie dogs, Big Horned sheep, Mexican Gray Wolf, the Yellowstone wolf pack, bison, the red cockaded woodpecker and so many more, they’re all gathered at the pearly gates applauding and thanking him for saving their species.

    Five children survive him, five talented, complex kids who I had the privilege of becoming stepmother to. I had four stepmothers growing up and I know how important stepmothers can be, so we all did our best to build an extended, rag tag family, and I love them to this day. If it was complicated to be married to him, think how complicated it was being his child. And they are all doing fine.

    Rest in Peace, dearest Ted. You are loved and you will be remembered.

  11. https://www.texastribune.org/2026/05/07/texas-republicans-data-centers-rural/

    Texas Republicans have a data center problem

    Data center construction is unpopular among locals, and a majority of the facilities are being proposed in red, rural counties. That puts Texas Republicans in a tough spot, as the White House has encouraged states to let the centers flourish.

    “I’ve always been committed,” said Schroeder, 62, of her allegiance to the GOP. That is, until she learned about a massive data center, part of OpenAI’s $500 billion Stargate project, going up south of her property.

    The project has been championed by her party’s standard-bearers, President Donald Trump and Gov. Greg Abbott. But the more Schroeder learned about data centers popping up across the state, the more she became convinced her party was corrupted by industry lobbyists, seemingly brushing off what she saw as an existential threat to rural Texans like her.

  12. Lemme try this again.

    Here’s something that isn’t surprising but should piss you off nonetheless. NYT

    Shell Reports Nearly $7 Billion Profit Amid ‘Unprecedented Disruption’
    The oil giant’s earnings in the first three months of the year were more than double the previous quarter’s and follow similarly strong results of European rivals.

    By Gregory Schmidt
    Reporting from London

    May 7, 2026
    Updated 9:06 a.m. ET

    The British energy giant Shell reported robust profits following the surge in oil prices prompted by the U.S.-Israel war with Iran.

    The company, based in London, said Thursday that its adjusted profit soared to $6.92 billion in the first three months of the year, higher than expected and more than twice what the company earned in the previous quarter.

    The strong financial turnout came amid an “unprecedented disruption in global energy markets,” the company’s chief executive, Wael Sawan, said in a statement.

    On Thursday, the price of Brent crude oil, the international benchmark, hovered just below $100 a barrel, an increase of about 37 percent since the war began on Feb. 28. Oil prices briefly traded above $126 a barrel last week.

    The oil shock has pushed up energy costs through higher prices for products like diesel and jet fuel, prompting airlines to cut flights and reduce snack services. Americans, spending more for gasoline and airfares, are rethinking their summer travel plans.

    Shell is not the only major European oil producer to report increased profits. In April, Britain’s BP said it more than doubled its profit in the first quarter, to $3.2 billion, from the previous quarter, driven by superior oil trading and elevated oil prices. And the French oil company TotalEnergies, which reported quarterly net income of $5.4 billion, said it would raise its dividend and double its share buybacks.

    The strong returns have renewed calls for a windfall tax on oil profits, similar to the response when oil companies benefited from higher energy prices after Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in 2022.

    On Friday, Exxon Mobil reported $4.2 billion in first-quarter earnings, down 46 percent from a year earlier primarily because of accounting reason, while Chevron said that its quarterly profit slid to $2.2 billion, a 37 percent drop from a year earlier. Both companies attributed the decline to paper losses that would be unwound in the coming months.

    Exxon and Chevron, the two largest American oil producers, said on Friday that they are not planning to further increase oil drilling to take advantage of higher gas prices.

    The war in Iran has upended the global outlook for the industry. Oil reserves are being tapped to help ease supply disruptions, according to a report last month from the International Energy Agency, which lowered its forecast for oil demand for 2026.

    Even if the Strait of Hormuz were to reopen soon, the pressure on supply would continue. “Energy markets and economies around the world need to brace for significant disruptions in the months to come,” the agency said.

    So when your coffee comes in at $20/lb. thank DJT (fuck DJT) Shell, Exxon, Chevron, BP, …

  13. I grew up seeing this logo on myriad highway billboards between Charleston to Birmingham many times a year. Even as a kid, I noticed it.

    Sir John Bagot Glubb who stufied empires, says in his book on empires that they have, for the last 3000 years, ALL passed thru the same 5 stages. The US, according to said theory, is at the end of phase 4 and rapidly entering phase 5, thanks to the idiot slinging bombs around like he’s a toddler in his playroom while the nanny has gone downstairs for a brief respite from his sadistic brutality

  14. Glubb’s Seven Stages of Empires

    The Age of Pioneers (Outburst): A sudden emergence of a new, energetic, and often “barbarian” power with high courage and initiative.

    The Age of Conquests: The pioneers become professional, disciplined warriors, conquering vast territories and building an empire.

    The Age of Commerce: The empire turns to trade, creating great wealth and expanding economic influence.

    The Age of Affluence: Wealth becomes the primary goal; civic duty declines as citizens focus on selfishness and luxury.

    The Age of Intellect: Focus shifts to academic pursuits, scientific advancement, and philosophical debate, often while the empire’s vitality begins to fade.

    The Age of Decadence: Characterized by defensiveness, consumerism, and internal decay of character. This is marked by a failure to solve problems and a lack of conviction.

    The Age of Decline & Collapse: The empire becomes too weak to sustain its borders or its internal structure, leading to eventual disintegration.

  15. Today at the Diner…

    • Credit Card Economy, Aliens & The National Debt
    • Why Maxing Your Credit Card Means We’re Booming
    • Bankrupt By Design

    Maxed-out credit cards mean a booming economy? Plus: alien disclosures, debunked LBJ rumors, and the $32 trillion national debt.

    We kick things off with Kevin Hassett, the economic genius who thinks running up 24% interest on your credit card just to buy gas is proof of a red-hot economy. It’s a wonderful bubble they live in when they sit down with Bank of America executives, isn’t it? Meanwhile, the rest of us are just hoping some foreign entity hacks our credit scores to 800 so we can finally start over.

    Howard Mortman swings by to discuss former Agriculture Secretary Dan Glickman, a man who survived being pelted with infected buffalo guts and lived to publish the jokes. Jamie then ruins a perfectly good Lyndon Johnson paternity rumor with actual facts, forcing us to shift gears and explore why 66% of the country now believes in aliens. Honestly, given the state of things on this timeline, begging for an interdimensional rescue mission makes perfect sense.

    Finally, we wrap with the sheer panic surrounding the midterms, the delusion that a $32 trillion national debt doesn’t matter, and our Echoes of America countdown to the 250th with a little perspective from Abraham Lincoln. Cost, chaos, and corruption—that’s what is really on the menu today.

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    00:00 Intro & The Hantavirus Panic
    02:08 Kevin Hassett’s Credit Card Economy
    07:16 Howard Mortman & Dan Glickman
    16:01 Debunking the LBJ Paternity Rumor
    27:49 Alien Disclosure & Space Panic
    38:23 Midterm Chaos & Jet Fuel Prices
    51:49 The Demise of the Met Gala
    01:01:27 The $32 Trillion National Debt
    01:02:42 Echoes of America: The Gettysburg Address

  16. These ten plants could save you from starvation.

    Ever felt those hunger pangs while hiking through the countryside and wondered if you could forage to fuel up in an emergency? You absolutely can—if you know where to look. America is blessed with a variety of wild edible plants that could help you out in a pinch—and maybe even add a fresh twist to your next salad. From versatile cattails to delicious blackberries, nature’s pantry offers a surprising amount of nutrition to those who know what to seek. But remember, not every plant is safe, so don’t just sample everything you see. That’s why we’ve compiled this list of 10 common wild edible plants in the U.S. to help you forage smartly!

    List at link

  17. https://www.christianpost.com/news/perry-stone-claims-us-officials-briefed-pastors-on-ufos.html

    Perry Stone, a prominent Tennessee-based Pentecostal evangelist and founder of Perry Stone Ministries, claimed that his friend told him a group of pastors were recently briefed by U.S. officials to prepare their congregations for the disclosure of UFOs and extraterrestrials.

    “I’m not going to go into great detail, but there were a large number of pastors that had been invited to go to a certain state to hear some men in the United States government and others share with them a concern that they had,” said Stone, who did not identify his source in his April 27 YouTube video, but claimed the person has “a great church.”

    Stone, whose YouTube channel has approximately 925,000 subscribers, said his friend told him that some of those in the meeting “were telling us as pastors, ‘You need to prepare your people, and you need to get ready to answer them for what you’re about to hear being released.’

    Stone went on to place the extraterrestrial phenomenon within the framework of his dispensational premillennial eschatology that features belief in a pre-tribulational rapture, an Islamic Antichrist and a third Jewish temple purified by red heifers.

    Stone claimed the officials in the supposed meeting warned the pastors that disclosure of UFOs and extraterrestrial existence will cause some Christians to question their faith and some non-believers to seek out pastors for an explanation.

    *Aaand some of us will just want the Epstein files & tRUMPstein trials. Prepare for the next Epstein distraction.

  18. By the way, this gritty pastor has been on Texas TV for decades. So, why wasn’t he invited? It doesn’t even sound like the guy who told him was there. Wonder how he’ll empty pockets with this one?

  19. aliens are less ridiculous than man in the sky

    like do you think 66% is too high or too low

  20. 36 psychiatrists, neurologists, and psychologists on tRUMPsky’s state of being.
    Interesting when he gets into Nixon’s demise, too.

  21. Who made the aliens? Who created matter? How do you get something from nothing? It’s the cosmic scrambled egg. Fun to think about, but what’ll the true believers do when confronted with an alternate reality?

  22. https://www.space.com/astronomy/the-sound-of-the-big-bang-hints-that-earth-may-sit-in-a-cosmic-void-2-billion-light-years-wide

    The ‘sound of the Big Bang’ hints that Earth may sit in a cosmic void 2 billion light-years wide

    New research suggests that “baryon acoustic oscillations (BAOs)” from the initial moments of the universe, think of them as “the sound of the Big Bang,” seem to support the concept of the local void or “Hubble Bubble.”

    That means if the local universe sits in a low-density “Hubble bubble,” it would be expanding faster than the higher-density wider cosmos, explaining why observations give a larger Hubble constant value and faster expansion than slower theoretical averages.

    “A potential solution to this inconsistency is that our galaxy is close to the center of a large, local void,” research author Indranil Banik of the University of Portsmouth said in a statement. “It would cause matter to be pulled by gravity towards the higher density exterior of the void, leading to the void becoming emptier with time.

  23. a better poll question is “do
    you believe ‘aliens’ (extraterrestrials) could possess the technology to transverse incomprehensiblly vast interstellar distances”

    or “do you believe CNN infographics have any genuine informational value”

  24. can’t debate that when our idiot leader starts a war that leaves the opponent in a stronger position, we are likely in the age of decline

  25. jamie, thanks for that list of ten plants for survival… comforting to know 9 out of 10 of them grow wild not far outside my door.

  26. If you are a humanoid and hit your fellow caveman in the head so that he dies then you realize that you yourself have cause that. If you later see lightening strike a tree which causes the death of Thag, who is standing under the tree for shelter, the natural inclination is to think that there is a big dude in the sky who decided that Thag was a liability and one should avoid thinking anything Thag used to think. One of the more intelligent humanoids, of course, saw the advantage in claiming that he “prayed” for Thag’s demise.

    I can’t remember most of it but Nietzsche was pretty cool about priests and religions etc. Great reading.

    Genealogy of morals
    The birth of tragedy out of the soul of music
    And so forth.

  27. https://www.rawstory.com/tennessee-2676859921/

    ‘This should offend you’: Red state alarms with ‘insane’ gerrymander reveal

    “The GOP’s newly proposed TN Congressional maps would have people in Shelby County all the way to Williamson County — 200 miles apart — being ‘represented’ by the same Congressman,” Cohen wrote.

    “Franklin, the Nashville suburb, is now in the same district as rural Lake County,” posted journalist Jared Sullivan, noting, like Cohen, that those rural and Nashville voters will be mixed in with others, “200 miles away, and downtown Memphis — just as the founders intended,” he quipped.

    “A Memphis-Nashville district is unreal,” agreed election forecaster Davis Liggett.

    White House correspondent Joey Garrison noted that “this map would spoil Democratic efforts to knock off Republican Rep. Andy Ogles, whose 5th Congressional district would no longer include parts of Nashville but instead rural West TN counties.”

    *Republican’ts – They have to cheat to win.
    BEAT THE CHEAT!

  28. https://www.wrkf.org/politics/2026-05-07/capitol-access-minute-recall-petition-filed-for-gov-landry-expanding-first-degree-murder-definition

    After Gov. Jeff Landry suspended the U.S. House elections, two Baton Rouge residents have filed a recall petition to have him removed from office.

    They must collect 500,000 signatures from Louisiana’s 2.5 million active registered voters in the next 180 days. The Louisiana Secretary of State’s Office has acknowledged that the petition was filed on Monday.

  29. After SCOTUS Destroyed the Voting Rights Act, Southern States Rush to Pass Jim Crow Voting Maps

    After SCOTUS Destroyed the Voting Rights Act, Southern States Rush to Pass Jim Crow Voting Maps

    “We’re seeing the greatest purge of Black power since the era of Reconstruction.”

    Just a week after the Supreme Court effectively destroyed the key remaining provision of the Voting Rights Act, Tennessee on Thursday is set to become the first Southern state to pass a new redistricting map eliminating a majority-Black district.

    The hastily drawn map abolishes the state’s last Democratic district by splitting the city of Memphis, which is more than 60 percent Black, into three districts: all of them predominantly white Republican held seats that stretch hundreds of miles deep into rural areas, effectively silencing the state’s largest Black community. (Memphis has had its own congressional district since 1923.) The map also divided the city of Nashville—which had already been spliced apart during the last redistricting cycle to pick up another GOP seat—into five districts to further dilute the power of minority voters.

  30. https://crooksandliars.com/2026/05/shame-utah-residents-livid-after-shark

    County commissioners in Box Elder County, Utah, were deluged with chants of “Shame! Shame! Shame!” from a crowd of hundreds on Monday night as they voted unanimously to move forward with a sprawling “hyperscale” artificial intelligence data center project that many residents fear will cause energy prices to soar and imperil water access.

    ***

    https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5867365-kevin-oleary-utah-data-center-criticism/

    Television personality Kevin O’Leary is pushing back against protesters after he received approval in Utah to build a data center this week.

    The “Shark Tank” star took to social media to comment about the situation, claiming most of the protesters were from out of state.

  31. “At this particular moment in history, despair is not an option. Giving up is not acceptable.
    And none of us have the privilege of hiding under the covers.” Senator Bernie Sanders

  32. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/07/new-trump-counterterrorism-strategy-targets-europe-terrorism-migration

    The Trump administration has accused Europe of being an “incubator” for terrorism fuelled by mass migration, in a new counter-terrorism strategy unveiled on Wednesday.

    The strategy also focuses on rooting out “violent left-wing extremists” including “radically pro-transgender” groups, as Trump’s conservative administration steps up its political attacks on opponents.

    It also further places drug cartels in the Americas at the centre of counter-terrorism efforts.

    But some of its strongest language is reserved for Europe, home to numerous US allies who will be alarmed to see their continent in the Trump administration’s crosshairs once again.

    Left-wing groups remain a major preoccupation for the Republican president’s administration, and the strategy targets what it calls “violent Left-Wing Extremists, including Anarchists and Anti-Fascists.”

    It says US counter-terrorism efforts will “prioritize the rapid identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American, radically pro-transgender, and anarchist.”

  33. https://justthenews.com/government/security/10amwhite-house-unveils-2026-counterterrorism-strategy

    “Our new U.S. Counterterrorism Strategy is a return to common sense and Peace through Strength,” President Donald Trump wrote in the foreword. “As I said after our first successful counterterrorism mission, just days after I was sworn back in office – if you hurt Americans, or are planning to hurt Americans, ‘We Will Find You and We Will Kill You.’

    *The white fascist groups like those who attacked police on January 6th, and like Kyle Rittenhouse, and like podbros who foment hate are not listed as terroristic threats, but the antifascists like our grandparents who fought Hitler and Mussolini, will be listed as threats, traced and tracked.

    Reading that PDF, they still aren’t acknowledging that Mossad most likely took down Charlie Kirk…they must know though, or they wouldn’t have put up that Ai-doctored video of Orange Adolf before Kirk’s death was even confirmed. That whole thing smells just like Butler, and the WHCD.

  34. despair is not an option. Giving up is not acceptable.
    And none of us have the privilege of hiding under the covers.

    but that’s my exact coping strategy 😭

  35. Silent no more, Jack Smith calls out Trump’s ‘corrupted’ Justice Department

    Donald Trump’s 2024 election victory marked the beginning of the end of then-special counsel Jack Smith’s criminal cases. Almost immediately after Election Day, the prosecutor and his team grudgingly wrapped up their work — not because they wanted to or because they lacked compelling evidence, but because of Justice Department guidelines related to prosecuting a sitting president.

    Left without options, Smith resigned, and his criminal indictments against the president effectively evaporated.

    As the prosecutor exited the stage, he did so with relative silence. In fact, many of those who followed his cases closely didn’t even know what his voice sounded like, because Smith said so little, allowing his work to do the talking.

    But nearly a year and a half later, the former special counsel has made the transition from a lawyer who preferred silence to one who has quite a bit to say. The New York Times reported:

    Jack Smith, the special counsel who twice indicted President Trump, accused the Justice Department of having been “corrupted” by Trump loyalists he claimed were demolishing its credibility and seeking to undermine the rule of law.

    Mr. Smith’s remarks, made last month in a private discussion at the Cosmos Club in Washington, represented his sharpest criticism of the department since leaving his post early last year.

    More at link

  36. aliens are less ridiculous than man in the sky

    like do you think 66% is too high or too low

    Odds are. I’d place the odds for aliens above 66%. The odds “‘aliens’ (extraterrestrials) could possess the technology to transverse incomprehensiblly vast interstellar distances” – unless they know about some exceptions to the laws of space/time and physics, less than 1%.

    ‘[D]o you believe CNN infographics have any genuine informational value” – somewhere around the alien technology odds.

    That wag Voltaire said something like “If God didn’t exist, man would need to invent him.” (In French, of course). Perhaps.

  37. “3 Body Problem” explores these potentialities, worth a read or watch of they interest you

    quantum entanglement gets pretty weird

  38. see the problem with this “distraction” theory is that it’s predicated on the assumption that people would give a shit if they knew about something

    or that they have effective critical thinking skills that are just misdirected

    they wouldn’t and don’t

    if they did we wouldn’t be in this situation

  39. like what the fuck was that protest for Mayday who knows what

    but they strip black Americans of voting rights and there aren’t immediately riots in the streets?

    American liberalism is fucked, as dumb as the cons just in a different way

    and it’s the fault of no one here, to be clear, y’all are as hip as should be

    i like shiny objects too

  40. and the pundits say oh well, maybe it will backfire

    yeah, sure, but the intent is to strip black Americans of voting rights

    eventually they will exclude all but “property owners with children”

    JD slipped up in the campaign and said the quiet part out loud

  41. if the Dahlia i grew from seed is a unique variety and i can replicate it, i get to name it!

    might call it “Americans Are Dumb”

  42. Being Secretary of Agriculture used to mean dodging flying pastries and infected buffalo organs. Today’s politicians have it entirely too easy. Howard Mortman explains the golden age of civic engagement.

  43. Anon

    I agree to the extent that never blame a conspiracy since stupidity is all that is usually required. As far as aliens are concerned, I do believe that life exists elsewhere than here. The universe is huge and odds are just too great in that direction. But whether they are ahead of us, behind us or have already gone poof a long time and we are just now seeing the light from a far away star. Have they paid us a visit? Who knows as long as they aren’t carrying a cookbook.

  44. https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/community/johnson-county/article315660187.html

    After days of worrying that a massive data center might be her new nextdoor neighbor, Gardner resident Kaela Eisenbarger celebrated the fact that the proposal will no longer be moving forward. “I am surprised that it happened this quickly, but I am so thankful just to know that our home won’t be immediately affected by something like this,” Eisenbarger said. In April, San Francisco-based data center developer Beale Infrastructure announced a proposal to Gardner to build a 16-building campus across 300 acres near the northwest corner of 191st Street and South Clare Road. Gardner residents came out in droves against the application, sharing concerns about potential health and environmental effects of a data center moving into the rural Johnson County community.

    ***
    https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/beale-infrastructure-announces-hyperscale-kansas-154500984.html

    Beale Infrastructure has announced the first phase of its De Soto, Kansas data center campus. The development will break ground in May, making it the first hyperscale data center to be announced in the state of Kansas.

  45. Farmland will all be data centers. Humans can’t eat data & they both need water.

    Death to Ai

  46. Here is Ann Telneas cartoon. She, along with many others, are on Substack. This is supposed to be a share so I don’t know if you need to subscribe.

    I find I am subscribing to many former newspaper reporters and political cartoonists on Substack, and the price is less than a week of newspaper (real paper) delivery.

  47. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/23/thousands-call-on-uk-ministers-to-cut-ties-with-us-tech-giant-palantir

    More than 200,000 people have called on ministers to break contracts with Palantir in an apparent groundswell of public concern about the US tech company’s role in the NHS, police, military and councils.

    Two petitions have attracted 229,000 signatures, one calling for the government to end all public contracts with the company, the software of which is used by Donald Trump’s ICE immigration enforcement programme and the Israeli military, and another urging the health secretary, Wes Streeting, to cancel its £330m patient data contract with the NHS.

    “Almost a quarter of a million people have said loud and clear: they don’t want a company like Palantir, whose technology is used by ICE and the Israeli army, to have access to their most sensitive data.”

    Palantir has £600m worth of contracts with UK public bodies and may soon extend that, with talks continuing with Scotland Yard to use the company’s AI technology to automate intelligence analysis for criminal investigations. If a deal is confirmed it would represent a significant expansion in Palantir’s involvement in UK law enforcement. It also has a £240m contract with the Ministry of Defence and has this week renewed a contract with Coventry city council thought to be worth £750,000. It also has deals with Bedfordshire police and Leicestershire police, among other constabularies.

  48. https://medium.com/activated-thinker/the-digital-quartering-act-how-oracle-and-palantir-moved-the-military-into-your-medical-records-fa06643c5920

    The Digital Quartering Act: How Oracle and Palantir Moved the Military Into Your Medical Records Without Asking

    Palantir’s military targeting platform (Gotham) and its civilian analytics platform (Foundry) are architecturally interoperable and now deployed simultaneously across every DHS agency.

    Your grandmother’s Medicare data now shares infrastructure with Air Force special access programs. The Third Amendment has something to say about that.

    February 11, 2026
    The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services selects Oracle Cloud Infrastructure to migrate the health records of over 150 million Americans. Diagnoses. Prescriptions. Treatment histories. The most intimate details of your body and your family’s bodies, moving onto Oracle’s servers.
    February 12, 2026. One day later. The United States Air Force awards Oracle an $88 million contract to run classified military workloads on the same Oracle Cloud Infrastructure. Impact Levels 5 and 6. Special Access Programs. The kind of classification where most members of Congress don’t even get briefed.
    February 28, 2026. Oracle receives government authorization to run generative AI across both the civilian health data and the classified military data. Simultaneously. On the same platform.
    Seventeen days.
    In seventeen days, one company became the place where your grandmother’s prescription history lives and the place where Air Force operations above Top Secret run, with AI tools authorized to operate across both domains. And Oracle’s own documentation describes this AI as a tool that lets users “combine organization-specific information and public information when running agentic AI workflows.”

    The Third Amendment, untouched by courts for 235 years, prohibits the quartering of soldiers in civilian spaces without consent. It may be the most relevant and least utilized constitutional lever we have.

  49. https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/why-brazils-lula-skipped-white-house-presser-today-explosive-trump-meeting-claims-emerge-101778178572355.html

    Why Brazil’s Lula skipped White House presser today. ‘Explosive’ Trump meeting claims emerge

    President Lula Da Silva of Brazil met with Donald Trump at the White House on Thursday to ease trade tensions between the two countries. However, he skipped the press conference after meeting the POTUS, as is customary for world leaders.

    “Just concluded my meeting with Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, the very dynamic President of Brazil,” Trump wrote. “We discussed many topics, including Trade and, specifically, Tariffs. The meeting went very well. Our Representatives are scheduled to get together to discuss certain key elements. Additional meetings will be scheduled over the coming months, as necessary.”

    Neither he nor his Brazilian counterpart provided any update on why the joint presser at 11:00am was canceled.

    *Lula didn’t want to give Orange Adolf a chance to do his weird, lying, yammering show. I hope more will treat Adolf the same way.

  50. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/naacp-sues-elon-musk-xai-164227249.html

    NAACP Sues Elon Musk’s xAI Over Pollution From Data Centers Impacting Residents In North Mississippi And Memphis, TN

    The lawsuit claims that 27 gas turbines are now operating in Southaven, MS, 13 miles south of Memphis, E&E News by POLITICO reports. They were installed between August and December 2025 and are allegedly causing harm to those in North Mississippi and Memphis through air pollution, per CNBC.

    The lawsuit alleges the operation of the gas turbines is illegal because no air permit was issued, according to CNBC. It also claims violations of the Clean Air Act, which regulates emissions of hazardous air pollutants in the interest of public health and welfare, according to the United States Environmental Protection Agency.

    “xAI has been pumping illegal pollution into this community in its rush to power the ‘Colossus 2’ data center. No company – and no industry – has a free license to pollute our air,” said Laura Thoms, director of enforcement for Earthjustice, in the press release. “xAI isn’t above the law, and we’re filing this lawsuit to hold them accountable.”

    The press release noted that gas turbines release “smog-forming pollution, fine particulate matter, and hazardous chemicals.” Such pollutants can be linked to higher instances of asthma, respiratory diseases, heart problems, and certain cancers.

  51. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/california-peach-trees-destroyed-del-monte-closure-b2972246.html

    CA farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees after Del Monte collapses

    Central California peach farmers are preparing to destroy around 420,000 clingstone peach trees after Del Monte Foods shut down its canneries earlier this year.

    Del Monte, the 139-year-old canned fruit and vegetable company, permanently closed its canneries in Modesto and Hughson in April following a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing last July.

    The closures left hundreds of workers without jobs and devastated growers, many of whom lost 20-year contracts with Del Monte and had few alternative buyers for their crops. Farmers could face an estimated $550 million in lost revenue, according to the Sacramento Bee.

    *What a stupid waste.

  52. https://www.businessinsider.com/goldman-sachs-oil-jet-fuel-naphtha-lpg-shortage-hormuz-disruption-2026-5

    That’s because while overall oil inventories remain above critical levels, shortages are emerging in specific refined products, especially jet fuel, petrochemical feedstocks like naphtha, and liquefied petroleum gas used to make plastics and chemicals.

    Global commercial refined product stocks have fallen to about 45 days of demand, down from around 50 before the recent disruption, according to Goldman’s estimates.

    Goldman estimates that European commercial jet fuel inventories — excluding government emergency reserves — could fall below the International Energy Agency’s critical 23-day threshold as soon as June.

    *Just in time for FIFA, for those planning to go to the matches in Canada and Mexico. Nobody’s coming to the US, anyway.

    That compares with roughly 101 days of demand for total global oil stocks.

  53. i do support your campaign against ai, as futile as i find it

    you’re not wrong though 🫡

    watch “Ediington”

  54. https://en.hespress.com/137149-chinese-court-makes-it-illegal-to-fire-humans-replace-them-with-ai.html

    Chinese court makes it illegal to fire humans & replace them with AI

    A Chinese court has ruled that companies cannot fire employees solely to replace them with artificial intelligence systems, in a decision that highlights Beijing’s attempt to balance rapid technological adoption with labor market stability.

    The court held that employers must provide legitimate and legally recognized reasons for termination, and that automation alone does not meet that threshold.

  55. https://www.theverge.com/tech/917225/sam-altman-elon-musk-openai-lawsuit

    Sam Altman and Elon Musk are facing off in a high-stakes trial that could alter the future of OpenAI and its most well-known product, ChatGPT. In 2024, Musk filed a lawsuit accusing OpenAI of abandoning its founding mission of developing AI to benefit humanity and shifting focus to boosting profits instead.

    *Elon worrying about humankind over profits. That’s rich.

    Musk was a cofounder of OpenAI and claims that Altman and Brockman tricked him into giving the company money, only to turn their backs on their original goal. However, OpenAI says that “This lawsuit has always been a baseless and jealous bid to derail a competitor” in a bid to boost Musk’s own SpaceX / xAI / X companies that have launched Grok as a competitor to ChatGPT.

    In his lawsuit, Musk is asking for the removal of Altman and Brockman, and for OpenAI to stop operating as a public benefit corporation. Musk has also demanded that OpenAI’s nonprofit receive up to $150 billion in damages he’s asking for if he wins the case.

    *That makes more sense.

    Elon Musk, his financial manager and Neuralink CEO, Jared Birchall, and OpenAI cofounder Greg Brockman have already testified before the jury. Shivon Zilis, a former OpenAI board member who shares four children with Musk, took the stand on Wednesday, and the courtroom also watched former OpenAI CTO Mura Murati’s videotaped deposition.

  56. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/ai-driven-income-plans-spark-new-debate-on-future-of-work/gm-GM40A00500

    A wave of new proposals and trials is reframing the basic income debate in light of AI-driven job losses. Initiatives range from targeted stipends for displaced workers to Elon Musk’s call for ‘universal high income,’ while Sam Altman shifts focus toward shared ownership models.

    The AI Commons Project and What We Will have begun a one-year trial providing $1,000 monthly to 25–50 AI-displaced workers, aiming to support reskilling and track outcomes. In parallel, Elon Musk has called for a ‘universal high income’ via federal checks to counter AI-driven unemployment, arguing that automation’s output could far exceed money supply growth, preventing inflation. His vision has drawn both enthusiasm and skepticism, with critics questioning the implications of abundance on value and resource allocation.

    *C’mon! Only $1k is far below “basic” – cheap-ass billionaires.

  57. what do we think of a Colbert Presidential candidacy

    i might be able to get behind that

    shake things up, dislodge the entrenched politically inept

    Olbermann won ‘t like it but would you prefer JD or Count Rubio, Mr. K?

  58. If Colbert ran, I’d vote for him, no questions asked; after all we attended the same high school. Like we probably came 10 yrs or so of being classmates…..lol

    But pity is he only attended the new campus, he probably never saw the old historic one. I saw ‘em both.

  59. well there’s a boycott for you:

    Nashville, if they gerrymander (or if they did already)

    hit ‘em economically where it hurts

    it would hurt a lot right before summer music tourism season

  60. so i don’t love Colbert but

    -intelligent/well-spoken without being condescending

    -established profile

    -established political/celebrity social network

    -speaks Christian

    -Southerner

    -white male

    -understands media and LotR

    -seems genuinely decent but you never know these days

    not the worst candidate

  61. i’ve never heard any chatter about his conduct ever, seems squeaky clean, maybe the squeakiest ever

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