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By Blue Bronc, a Trail Mix Contributor
If this was a football game it would be truly called the Toilet Bowl. UNC concession stands could sell empty orange juice bottles for use by the unfortunates unable to pass the potty patrol birth certificate and crotch inspections. North Carolina is suing the United States in an effort to force transgender people and those whose appearance and plumbing do not match what the doctor wrote when they were born to use the wrong restroom. The United States of America is suing North Carolina to say they will let people use the correct restroom.
“Ah the good old days”, thinks the governor and his legislators. Just like back when a certain group of states decided to take on the United States of America to keep slavery that “peculiar institution”. How belligerence has changed. North Carolina has been extremely active attempting to return Black American to those good old days by preventing them from voting. But has now found itself controlling the commode to transgender people too. How far they have fallen.
Neither laws are what a modern, say post 1776, state should be doing or proud of. But, as the governor and legislators know, they cannot return Americans to slavery, they decided to take on a minority which they thought could not make them look ridiculous (bordering on stupid) instead. What came as a way to discriminate has now turned in to an economic dump. (see Paypal)
I am not trying to create an equivalence of the Black civil rights movement to transgender discrimination, although U.S. AG Lynch does (in a way). I am pointing out how the mindset of ignorance and hate tries to discriminate and harass those who are not like themselves, in this case white males in political power.
I do have to admit I have some skin in the game. I am a card carrying ACLU member, ACLU is suing N.C. I also support the Lavender Law Project. They are suing N.C. My boss, the U.S., is suing N.C. And, allegedly, I may have broken, allegedly, the N.C. law by repeatedly, allegedly, using the, allegedly, restroom over a, allegedly, couple of days, allegedly, this month. My boss says the law is unconstitutional anyway so it does not matter. But, I want to be sure before I return to the land where the governor wants to check out everyone who uses the latrine. And that means everyone because you cannot tell from exterior views or even the plumbing, who is lying about their privates.
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