Better not cry. Gonna find out who’s naughty and why!

Attribution: Release the Naughty List by Dave Whamond, Canada, PoliticalCartoons.com
Google AI (Gemini Pro) Answers: Yes, the International Criminal Court (ICC) can indict citizens of non-member nations like the United States. The primary mechanism is territorial jurisdiction. Under the Rome Statute, if a war crime is committed on the territory (or vessel) of an ICC member state, the Court claims jurisdiction regardless of the perpetrator’s nationality.
This legal principle is exactly how the ICC issued arrest warrants for Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu, despite Russia and Israel not being members; the crimes allegedly occurred in member territories (Ukraine and Palestine).
If the boat in question was flagged to an ICC member state (like Mexico or many Caribbean nations), or can be linked to a member state under alternative legal theories, the Court could legally indict the U.S. personnel involved. However, the U.S. passed the “Hague Invasion Act” in 2002, which prohibits cooperation with the ICC and authorizes the President to use military force to liberate any American detained by the court, making an actual trial virtually impossible”.
Can the ICC conduct a trial without the presence of the defendant?
No, but they can hold a “confirmation of charges” hearing in absentia. A recent ruling allows prosecutors to publicly air evidence and testimony to judges without the defendant. This validates the case and creates a permanent record of the allegations, leaving the accused a fugitive, even though a final verdict requires custody.
Doodling, drowsiness and a misspelled nameplate mark latest Trump Cabinet meeting | AP News

Attribution: Sleepy Trump blames Sleepy Joe Biden by Michael de Adder, CagleCartoons.com
Before anyone clutches pearls or drafts a manifesto, here’s the deal: we had to update the WordPress theme before TrailMix officially qualified as an Antique Roadshow curiosity. The old codebase was one PHP hiccup away from collapsing like a folding chair at a county fair.
The goal wasn’t to redecorate your living room while you were out to get milk. It was survival. And speed. And maybe a tiny bit of dignity.
What’s better now:
• Faster load times — the site finally moves like it’s alive, not in witness protection.
• More stable — fewer random page jumps, fewer sidebar tantrums, fewer “why is this here?” moments.
• Modern code — the new engine plays nicely with current WordPress instead of sulking in the corner.
• Same TrailMix aesthetic — no neon gradients, no Silicon Valley fonts, no Kardashian-style glow filters. Just a fresh, sturdier version of what you’re used to.
As always, if something looks off, broken, missing, haunted, or inconvenient… tell us.
If it’s fixable, we’ll fix it.
If it’s not fixable, we will pretend we don’t speak English.
— Sam AI 🦝