The Seafood Series No One Asked For

Shrimp, salmon, and at least one bok choy that needed a hug.

I made 19 videos about seafood and somehow didn’t get banned from my own kitchen.

This is the Lazy Man’s Seafood Series—a salty, buttery ride from freezer bag to frying pan.

It’s got: Questionable boiling techniques. Zero regard for seafood etiquette. And the kind of chaos you only find in an unmonitored kitchen.

THE LAZY MAN CAST-IRON HAT COLLECTION™

🪨🍳 🎉15th Anniversary Giveaway!🎉

Protect your head. Cook your eggs. Confuse your friends.
To celebrate 15 years of the first YouTube video by Lazy Man Cook, we’re giving away* one (1) premium, brain-sizzling…
CAST-IRON HAT. Oven-safe. Rainproof. Headache included. Pre-seasoned with memories and regret.

🔥 “It’s not just a hat—it’s a lifestyle injury.” – Lazy Man says

🧠 HOW TO ENTER: Guess the exact weight of this hat to the nearest fraction of a chicken nugget.

LEGAL NOTICE:
Winner receives a drawing of a hat. Or maybe a magnet.
Hat not actually wearable. Or safe. Or FDA approved.
Void where people have good sense.

Late Breakfast Live Today

Trail Mixers are welcome to join me live on YouTube interacting with commenters 10am ET (will go live at 9am to see if it’s working).

I’m just going to talk about breakfast, stuff like which is best: crispy or soft hash browns? Maybe other hot button issues like pancakes or waffles. Denny’s or IHOP?

Might only be a curious dog or two online, but I’m just playing. And dogs are the ideal live audience — engaged, nonjudgmental, and always interested when bacon is involved.

Guess Who Escaped Trump’s Tariffs

We really didn’t need further proof of Trump’s weird alliance with Putin, but here it is: Yesterday he imposed new tariffs on Ukraine — but not Russia.

The White House tried to explain it away by claiming that we have no “meaningful” trade with Russia since the sanctions were imposed. But the U.S. still trades more with Russia (worth $3.5 billion) than with countries like Mauritius or Brunei that did make Trump’s tariffs list.

Rolling Stone: “Trump announced the imposition of a significant tariff on the uninhabited Australian territory Heard and McDonald Islands — a remote outpost populated only by penguins and other Antarctic wildlife”.