Trump gopher, copy-cat assassin: Darcy cartoon – cleveland.com
Piling up mounds of dirty lies, Vance has undermined Springfield like a gopher. It’s ‘Caddyshack’ turned Caddysham. Caddyslur, and Caddyslander.
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Trump gopher, copy-cat assassin: Darcy cartoon – cleveland.com
Piling up mounds of dirty lies, Vance has undermined Springfield like a gopher. It’s ‘Caddyshack’ turned Caddysham. Caddyslur, and Caddyslander.
Attribution: Trump And Vance Destroy Springfield by Bob Englehart, PoliticalCartoons.com
for over a half hour now I’ve been trying to post Darcy’s op ed which accompanies today’s thread ‘toon but connection keeps screwing up. hope you have better luck. it’s worth reading to get an idea of what’s being said about him in the state that he was elected to represent and serve.
A deranged man is in custody for attempting to shoot Donald Trump, the former president went after presidential debate moderator David Muir, and Sen. J.D. Vance admits he made up the story about immigrants eating pets in order to get media attention.
This cat thing has me thinking about the irony if you compare Vance’s Hillbilly relatives going to Ohio. There are actually similarities to the Haitians. Growing up I heard stories of Kentucky relatives long ago immigrating there and having a really rough time being accepted and having to live off the land until they got on their feet. Their thick accents even had some locals saying they didn’t speak their language.
Trump’s town hall in Michigan yesterday was a train wreck in many ways, but this is one of the less-discussed moments that struck me.
Asked how he’ll bring down grocery prices Trump answered saying he’ll block imported food from entering the country “We allow a lot of farm product into our country. We’re going have to be a little like other countries. We’re not going to allow so much.”
Once again we see his “low information” understanding of trade, tariffs etc. How does he think restricting imports lowers consumer prices???
And in other news – Maryland Senate race polls show (D) Angela Alsobrooks leading (R) Larry Hogan buy 7. If this holds it avoids a pickup by the R’s that was expected to be a very real potential loss for Ds.
All the way back to when I was a mere schoolchild, it was said newspapers were written in language no higher than 5th grade-level so dummies could read them. Trump keeps his ideas and rhetoric to a dummy-level for the simpletons who vote for him. Notwithstanding, hisself gets dumber by the day. Keep it stupid, Simple.
https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4791069-project-2025-farming-food-aid/ “Steep increases in logging. An end to federal environmental enforcement for farms. Work requirements for food aid. Fewer school meals for children. And the demolition of the network of farm subsidies that have backstopped Big Ag since the New Deal.” “These are some of the sweeping changes that would be made to American agriculture under Project 2025…” “The project proposes ending “safety nets” such as the Agriculture Risk Coverage (ARC) and Price Loss Coverage (PLC) programs, which pay farmers of selected commodities when the prices of those commodities fall below a predetermined level.” “It also pushes to cut government subsidies for crop insurance — for which taxpayers currently pick up about two-thirds of the cost — and to end the sugar program, which manages U.S. sugar production to keep prices high.” “The project’s agriculture section proposes moving SNAP from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) to Health and Human Services. Bakst also argues that a future administration should make recipients work or apply for jobs for more than 20 hours a week.” “Additionally, it proposes reversing the Biden administration’s 2021 reforms that sought to increase SNAP disbursements to reflect the real-world costs of healthy food — and rejiggering the federal math that determines whether all students in a district have access to free meals. The next administration, Bakst argues in the project, should “reject efforts to create universal free school meals.” “…the plan seeks to ban the use of prescribed burns to reduce the amount of fire-prone vegetation in forests — something Republican lawmakers have also pushed for. Instead, Project 2025 would fight wildfires with increased logging — a strategy that many ecologists argue makes fires worse.” “The project also seeks to constrict or eliminate the Conservation Reserve Program, which was established in 1985 to pay farmers to fallow sensitive land to give it time to recover. Its creation was part of a broader attempt to slow the loss of American topsoil, which is both the basis of the food system and is vanishing 25 times faster than it is generated.” ps – They also plan to deport a lot of your farm labor, so any… Read more »
Dumbass’ Russian campaign arm up to dirty tricks. WaPo
Waiting for condemnation from the Dumbass campaign. Anyone, anyone, Beuhler?
JD Vance says at Sparta rally that the Haitian immigrants come from a country called Haitia That’s right….Hay-sha.
I swear.
I heard him say it.
If JD is not off the ticket at this point it can only be because someone very powerful wants him to be there.
And it ain’t Stump.
So I need to correct a misunderstanding of mine about JDouche and Project 2025. My understanding was that he wrote the Foreword for 2025. He did not. that was written by Kevin Roberts, president of Heritage and architect of Project 2025. JDouche wrote the Foreword for Roberts’ new book, Dawn’s Early Light, touting Roberts; ideas, which are embodied in Project 2025. Sorry for any inconvenience. An excerpt from The New Republic’s article on the issue. Vance does not explicitly mention Project 2025 in his foreword. He does, however, make clear that he is extremely close with Roberts and that he sees him as a strong ally in a shared political project. The foreword opens with the parallels in their biographies: Both are from poor families and had difficult childhoods, both are Catholic, and both are now working in Washington, D.C., to remake the country. Over the three-page foreword, Vance singles out Roberts in the areas where the two most strongly align politically. First, he praises Roberts for his willingness to criticize corporations and break with the GOP’s free-market orthodoxy; then, for his strong emphasis on the family. “Roberts is articulating a fundamentally Christian view of culture and economics,” Vance writes, by “recognizing that virtue and material progress go hand in hand.” Vance’s foreword is also, notably, a call for revolution. “The old conservative movement argued if you just got government out of the way, natural forces would resolve problems,” he writes. “We are no longer in this situation and must take a different approach.” That is where the muskets come in: As Kevin Roberts writes, “It’s fine to take a laissez-faire approach when you are in the safety of the sunshine. But when the twilight descends and you hear the wolves, you’ve got to circle the wagons and load the muskets.” We are now all realizing that it’s time to circle the wagons and load the muskets. In the fights that lay ahead, these ideas are an essential weapon. On Tuesday, the Trump campaign’s public attacks on Project 2025 bore fruit: The project is shuttering its policy operations, and its director, Paul Dans, is stepping… Read more »
‘only be because someone very powerful wants him to be there”
Sturg, one word: Putin.
Roger dat.
And in other news (non-political) Newsweek … “Officials have issued swimming bans at several beaches in Maryland, Delaware, and Virginia after medical waste, including hypodermic needles, washed ashore…”
Pogo, remember that time he “fired” Roger Stone? It’s like that.
Is Melania sabotaging campaign? Bragging here about her nude modeling.
https://x.com/jdawsey1/status/1836411523813540005?t=QeUAwLIDJh3DmLg4Kam0wA&s=01
Surely swing voter parents don’t want four more years of explaining this stuff to their kids
This is just weird…
Q: What is the biggest threat to Michigan manufacturing?
Trump: Nuclear weapons.
https://x.com/PoliticusSarah/status/1836186959594582356?t=jO193slkaML9Q5YrpnB8uQ&s=19
OK, so just out of curiosity, when was she doing this fashion photo shoot nude modeling? And maybe I’m not savvy enough on the terms she’s using, but where’s the fashion part of nude modeling? Isn’t that by definition the absence of fashion? Best I can tell the only fashion in that photo is on the horse. I’m not judging, BTW – but I’m also not an evangelical Christian being asked to vote for a Christian nationalist whose wife does a bit of nude modeling on the side for President.
Poobah, and here I thought cheaper foreign imports are the biggest threat to Michigan manufacturing. I guess I need to study economics a little more closely.
Craig – tRUMPsky has brought up nukes a few times, associating them with different things, but it always seems like a threat of Russian (or N Korean) nukes if he isn’t re-elected.
Just don’ t see a lot of moms wanting a nude model as a role model for their girls.
Wasn’t there some sort of flap in Florida about wanting to ban some certain art piece, or firing some teacher over some piece of art not too long ago?
Aha.
https://www.npr.org/2023/05/01/1173017248/florida-principal-david-michelangelo-visit-italy
More explosions in Lebanon. WaPo.
Today the count is 9 dead, 300 injured according to the Lebanese Health Ministry.
Ain’t no guardrails apparently.
Well, there’s Art and then there’s “art”. Mike’s David is Art. Melanoma’s photos are closer to “art” I’d say. Might not be banned in FL, but prolly won’t play well in the ‘burbs.
Kamala live now at Hispanic Congressional Caucus..
Checkmate!
New Quinnipiac Poll:
PENNSYLVANIA:
Harris 51%
Trump 45%
Get the VP some zinc lozenges & elderberry extract & oregano oil, please.
The nude modeling thing is actually her attempt to help Putin’s puppet. It’s just another distraction, so folks aren’t paying attention to policy. Probably self-serving, too, if she’d putting out a book.
His followers have no issue with him being an adjudicated rapist. If someone is actually ~undecided~ after his abysmal presidency and his disgusting and illegal behavior, nude pics won’t sway them.
If the media isn’t talking about their policy, that’s a win for the orange fascist.
As gruesome as the exploding pagers/communication radios are this is one of the top operations of this type. Being able to manufacture that quantity of units, get them distributed and finally function at the same time is very hard to imagine. But, they did it.
I am very tired of the “media” continuing the myth of the “bullet through the ear” and not take the ear or even leave a scar. So far two attempts on the orange blob. This should be bouncing around in his head. You get a touch of paranoia knowing you are being observed and tailed. Having someone trying to aerate your head is the next step. Does he understand? No. He obviously “thinks” he is not being measured for a box. Good. Keeps the criminal from doing smart things.
BB, I gotta admit that the pager operation is impressive. Love to see the flow chart on it.
today’s meme…
https://www.cnn.com/business/live-news/federal-reserve-interest-rate-09-18-24/index.html
“In a significant shift for the US economy, the Federal Reserve is expected Wednesday to announce its first interest rate cut since Covid.”
Folks will make even less interest on savings, unless they gamble with it in the market. In the olden days, my great-aunt lived off of laddered CDs that made about 12%. They already dropped from between 5 and 6% to between 3 and 4%. Game over.
The Fed screwing with interest rates helps those seeking loans, but hurts the other side of the equation; the bank is a middleman on whom the aforementioned screwing has no impact. Making out like bandits.
“Dow jumps 300 points after Fed cuts rates by a half point”
And, we know gains can be wiped out in no time at all.
“The most apparent effect: An interest rate cut could help ease the upward pressure on mortgage rates, making one piece of the home buying equation more affordable.”
The other side would be limited supply of affordable housing, because vultures have bought houses to make money, not to live in.
“Sales at US retailers, which are adjusted for seasonal swings but not inflation, rose 0.1% in August from the prior month, the Commerce Department reported Tuesday. That was some unexpected good news about the economy’s health because economists projected retail sales to decline 0.2%.”
Consumers are paying more for less. As noted, those numbers aren’t adjusted for inflation.
So the Fed goes big and cuts interest rates by 1/2%. Really going out there on that limb…
The Fed’s long-awaited rate cut is colliding with presidential politics | CNN Politics
I’d like to hear speaker of the house’s take on Maloomia’s celebration of the human body.
Paul Krugman
@paulkrugman
So Trump has gone from claiming that tariffs don’t raise prices to claiming that tariffs on imported food will make groceries cheaper. Coming next: tariffs will make you lose weight without dieting or exercising.
12:51 PM · Sep 18, 2024
Media coverage is portraying Teamsters non-endorsement as a blow to Harris. Huh? It’s a blow to Trump, who had the Teamsters Pres speak at his convention and, given that Harris has every other union with deep field operations, Trump needed this far more.
Couldn’t some enterprising young go-getter of a regular Jimmy Olsen cub reporter *PLEASE* ask Speaker Johnson his views on the nude celebration by the uh wife of the ex-president? (She’s a regular Huetta Hefner, that one )
Be sure it’s recorded——-play it back on tv ad infinitum for the next few weeks while showing photographs of various works of art, from Mick’s “David” to the more recent one of the two ladies intertwined.
Billy Graham’s kid—ask him too.
Do political ads get awards of some sort.
She may have put those pics on the front page. Above the fold.
Ok, Sulzberger, your move.
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/when-france-takes-its-clothes-offWhen France Takes Its Clothes OffThe country has long been a haven for those who believe nudity is a virtue. A new exhibit explores the movement—and lets guests strip down themselves.
By Lauren Collins
September 14, 2024
Rudy speaking now at Trump rally..
— Rudy Giuliani
BREAKING: Teamsters from Nevada and Michigan have just announced they are endorsing Kamala Harris.
Rudy – I bet that’s got “them” quaking in their boots. 🙄
Update on today’s Lebanon blasts. WaPo. “New explosions linked to electronic devices killed at least 20 people and injured more than 450 across Lebanon on Wednesday.” Beginning to smell like a regional war could ensue.
Hardly any coverage of Rouf being a Trump supporter in 2016 and then switched to Haley and Ramaswamy this year. Hardly a wild eyed liberal particularly considering all the gun offences. I may take up conspiracy theories.
Rudy is but a shell of his format husk.
The rate drop will help credit cards with variable rates. A lot of people ran up balances during Covid and have been getting royally screwed with exorbitant monthly charges that prevent paying balances.
Pumpkin won’t like this. Even FOX cant put him ahead anymore…
Fox General election poll
🔵 Harris 50% (+2)
🔴 Trump 48%
Last poll – 🔴 Trump +1
Jamie – Good point.
Too bad the NV & MI Teamsters didn’t announce soon enough to make an addendum to the evening news. Sure glad they broke ranks, though.
Weeks ago many Locals of The Teamsters went rogue, I guess… and vouched for Harris. Of course you cannot count on backing by a union that backed Richard Milhous Nixon.
Shucknjiveabee.
Huckabee-Sanders is an ass. Step-kids count. Ask me about that.
Donald Trump has been roasted after he bizarrely mixed up an Alaskan wildlife refuge and an Afghanistan airbase during a town hall in Michigan.
The former president appeared on stage in Flint on Tuesday for the event which was moderated by his former White House press secretary and current Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Along with declaring that “only consequential presidents get shot at”, and pledging to revive Michigan’s waning automotive industry, the former president boasted about his administration getting drilling approval in Alaska’s oil-rich Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR).
Israel is like “hm, how can we squander away any remaining international support we have? How about a cockamamie sabotage plot?”
How does escalating hostilities in Lebanon get the remaining hostages out of Gaza?
i’m starting to think that’s less of a priority and more of an excuse, y’all
All of that brainpower and planning COULD HAVE gone into some rescue operation or diplomacy, but they’re playing spy games instead
Read the room, Israel, everyone is tired of your shit
Meanwhile, King of the Idiots can’t wrap his head around others being decent human beings:
Trump quips he wishes Biden hadn’t called him: ‘He was so nice to me’
“ ‘He was so nice to me yesterday. In one way I sort of wish the call wasn’t made, because I do feel a little — he’s so nice. ‘I’m so sorry about what happened,’ and all that,’ Trump said at a campaign town hall in Michigan, recounting his call with Biden on Monday.
‘Same with Kamala today. She could not have been nicer,’ Trump added. ‘But the fact is, we have to have people that are respected by the opponent.’”
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4885432-donald-trump-joe-biden-call/amp/
Well, no epiphany will be following that call from Joe.
Hostages? Pretty apparent that they are not a priority.
Trump at 90 minutes and counting in this NY rally…
Trump: “Nobody can draw crowds like me. Nobody, not even close. I’m the greatest of all time. Maybe greater even than Elvis, because Elvis had a guitar…I don’t have the privilege of a guitar.”
Outside Trump rally
No, you don’t have the skill because it takes effort and you’re lazy AF
…and devoid of any type of talent.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/18/media/elon-musk-trump-rally-bomb-election-misinformation/index.html
“Elon Musk boosts fake Trump rally bomb threat and false claims about the election”
“Elon Musk is using his social media platform to promote misinformation about the presidential candidates in the lead up to the November election, amplifying false claims Wednesday about a Trump rally bomb threat and immigrants eating pets in Ohio.”
“…Musk wrote in a now-deleted X post that “no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala.”
“…Musk also joined a chorus of conspiracy-minded X users circulating a hoax “affidavit” from a purported “whistleblower” that claimed last week’s ABC News debate was rigged to help Kamala Harris. ABC has since confirmed the typo-ridden document was fake.”
“Then on Wednesday, Musk reshared a bogus claim that a bomb had been discovered near the site of a planned Trump rally in Long Island. Police said in a statement that “reports of explosives being found at the site are unfounded.”
“While Musk’s pithy reaction to the fake threat is still live on X, the initial post has since been deleted. Musk’s own post has been earmarked with a crowd-sourced “community notes” fact-check that makes clear the claim was false. Still, in the post’s first two and a half hours, it garnered 4.3 million views and was reshared 9,800 times.”
“Also on Wednesday, Musk reshared a video falsely claiming the city manager of Springfield, Ohio, admitted in March that there had been reports of Haitian immigrants eating pets, captioning the post “Always Be Cheating News,” a clear knock on ABC’s moderators, who had fact-checked Trump’s false claims on the matter at the debate.”
“Musk’s post, which boosted false claims about Haitian immigrants that have been promoted by Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, leading to dozens of bomb threats at schools and municipal buildings in the Ohio city, garnered more than 7.9 million views and 36,000 reshares.”
“Hours later, Musk shared a map purporting to be from Nate Silver, the renowned statistician and FiveThirtyEight founder, projecting a 312-226 electoral college victory for Trump in November, saying the election was “trending well.” The map, however, was a fake.”
Elon really wants that tax break from the orange felon. Please revoke his US citizenship and deport him.
His hands are too tiny to play guitar. Actually, there’s a little, Taylor Swift-branded guitar for beginners.
Sounds like Biden and Harris didn’t melt his cold heart like Winter Warlock’s when he was gifted a toy choo-choo. Adolf is such a broken person.
Also, you need a soul
Doug Emhoff had a good line tonight: “Gov. Sanders said my wife need kids to be humble. As if keeping women humble is something we should strive for”
Why isn’t the chyron Teamsters Rescinds Trump Endorsement ❓
Craig – Kamala Harris is a smart, accomplished woman of color. That threatens some folks, which is where the “humility” thing is coming from. They would not need to paint her as prideful if she were a he and/or white.
Trump…guitar? Bwahahahahahah. The guitar didn’t play Elvis. And JDouche is no Scotty Moore (RIP).
And who can draw crowds bigger than him? Taylor Swift – without breaking a sweat.
Where do Haitians come from?
https://x.com/TheDailyShow/status/1836207200462622983
Remember when before Putin selected him for VP and he was relatively unknown people would talk about how “smart” he was? 😬
good observation
Hey, cut JDouché a break – Haitia is a long way from Appalachia.
Born in Appalachia
Acts like he’s from Haitia
King Butt
NEW THREAD
Al and a republican. Republicans loses
https://x.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1836546715039526959