Nothing Sacred Sauce on a See-only-me Bum

Mayo or mayhem?

Attribution: You Are What You Vote For by Christopher Weyant, CagleCartoons.com

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craigcrawford
1 year ago

Lincoln Project’s answer to Trump’s God Made Trump ad…

Pogo
1 year ago

CNN:

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis warned in a CNN town hall Tuesday night that Republicans are “going to lose” the 2024 election if they nominate former President Donald Trump. DeSantis sought to make the case that Trump’s legal issues would follow him throughout the campaign and alienate key GOP voters.

I hope for once that RonDuh is right because Republicans are going to nominate Dumbass. 

Pogo
1 year ago

While I’m not in the camp of the believers, if there is a God and that God has any human qualities, and there is any iteration of that God reflected in the stories in the Bible that reflects the qualities of that God, I cannot imagine what iteration of that God Trump would represent perhaps other than the cruel God that inflicted vengeance on those who did not worship and follow him. Springing to mind initially are Adam and Eve, Lot, (or Moore properly Lot’s wife), Jonah, everyone on earth except Noah and his family, and Jesus. All of them show a God who inflicts unimaginable cruelty on those he created and those he supposedly loves. Now I can buy into Dumbass being a creation of that God. 

craigcrawford
1 year ago

Paraphrasing Jimmy Carter: ‘If Jesus knocked on the door of many so-called evangelicals they would turn him away’

Sturgeone
1 year ago

Oh god, if there is a god, 
Save my soul, if I have a soul.  
—Ernest Renan 

RebelliousRenee
1 year ago

you know who she’s talking about…

Katherine Graham Cracker
1 year ago

I think he should resign.  He’s too old.

IvyGreen
1 year ago

He should let go and let God. 

Sturgeone
1 year ago

Republicans go to great lengths to find out what they “should” do. Then they’ll do anything but that.   

A republican would rather climb up a tree and lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.

IvyGreen
1 year ago

They shall take up serpents.

 

 

IvyGreen
1 year ago

blueINdallas
1 year ago

Love the new LP ad.   Will they air it (or something) during the Super Bowl?  I don’t know if that’s an AI-generated voice or an actor, but dang, it sounds like Mike Huckabee.  

Sturgeone
1 year ago

Evangelical speak with forked tongue.  

blueINdallas
1 year ago

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/11/florida-schools-ron-desantis-ban-books-sexual-content
 
“The Escambia county school district, located in Pensacola, Florida, removed several dictionaries and encyclopedias from school libraries after school officials determined that the books violated Florida law HB 1069.”
 
“The law, signed by the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, last year, restricts access to materials containing “sexual conduct” in Florida classrooms.”

Jamie
1 year ago

Image

IvyGreen
1 year ago

E. Jean is courageous to face the viper in his pit. Nothing is sacred or sacrosanct to him. He’ll spit anywhere. 

The jury is brave too. It is risky to be in any way involved in holding this snake to account.


 
 

Pogo
1 year ago

Those Pentecostals are crazy. Nutz I tell ya. 

Sturgeone
1 year ago

HOW ITS GOING:

Habba: You were a regular at Elaine’s, right?
Carroll: Yes.
Habba: It’s hard to get into, isn’t it?
Judge Kaplan: It doesn’t exist anymore. That’s why it’s hard to get into

Sturgeone
1 year ago

Chump speak with forked face.  

Blue Bronc
1 year ago

Just learned of another tradition/festival/event that has been going on so long no one really knows how it came to be.  Until someone about twenty years younger says something like “oh my friends and I started that when we were in grade school, because we read about (name festival) and decided we wanted one too”.  There are so many of these that I have read about, even been asked about, and I look confused or answer “I have no idea what you are talking about”.  The interviewer than says something about how the festival obviously is very old, it sounds old.  Or rather to me it sounds made up.  Let the festivities start~
 
This is one that is in a small town in the middle of no where, where I have many cousins.  I am sure they were the ones who made it up fifty years ago.

craigcrawford
1 year ago

Mitt Romney: “I think a lot of people in this country are out of touch with reality and will accept anything Donald Trump tells them. You had a jury that said that Donald Trump raped a woman. And that doesn’t seem to be moving the needle. There’s a lot of things about today’s electorate that I have a hard time understanding.” (CNN)

Bink
1 year ago

There’s a lot of things about today’s electorate that I have a hard time understanding.” (CNN)

 
figure it out, Mitt

Sturgeone
1 year ago

Harry Litman
It matters a lot that we’re not in the courtroom to see jury reaction & the overall vibe, but seems as if Habba is unskilled, uncharming, and unrestrained. This is her most important task; and she may be pleasing her cloddish client but not likely to be scoring points w/ jury.

blueINdallas
1 year ago

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/17/economy/milei-argentina-speech-world-economic-forum/index.html

“Barely six weeks into his term, Argentina’s new libertarian, chainsaw-wielding president has laid out his vision on a global stage…”

“Let no one tell you that your ambition is immoral. If you make money, it’s because you offer a better product at a better price.”

~Yeah, that’s why. Not lack of competition or situational price gouging or owning politicians.~

“…Milei argued that what he called “socialism” had done nothing but plunge Argentina into poverty, and that free-market capitalism was the only system that could generate true prosperity — both for his country and others.”

“The case of Argentina is an empirical demonstration that — no matter how rich you may be, or how much you may have in terms of natural resources… or how many bars of gold you may have in the central bank — if measures are adopted that hinder the free function of markets, free competition, free price systems, if you hinder trade, if you attack private property, the only possible fate is poverty.”

“On Tuesday, Reuters reported that Milei had openly criticized what he labeled the “socialist agenda” of the World Economic Forum to reporters traveling with him on a commercial flight to Switzerland.”

“Among his most radical plans, Milei has pledged to ditch the peso as Argentina’s official currency and replace it with the US dollar.”

“Such a move would prevent Argentina’s central bank from printing more pesos to help the government continue paying interest on its debt and avoid default — something it has done for years — and effectively hand the reins of monetary policy over to the US Federal Reserve.”

blueINdallas
1 year ago

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/17/world/ecuador-prosecutor-cesar-suarez-assassinated-intl/index.html
 
 
“An Ecuadorean prosecutor, who was reportedly leading an investigation into an attack on a local TV network, was assassinated on Wednesday…”
“Suarez was leading the investigation into the storming of local network TC Television by armed men while it was broadcasting live on January 9.”
”The storming of the TV network came as the country was rocked by explosions, police kidnappings, and prison disturbances after Ecuador President Daniel Noboa declared a state of emergency last Monday after notorious gang leader Adolfo “Fito” Macias allegedly escaped from a prison in Guayaquil.”
“Fito is the leader of Los Choneros, one of Ecuador’s most feared gangs – linked to maritime drug trafficking to Mexico and the United States – that also works with Mexico’s Sinaloa cartel and the Oliver Sinisterra Front in Colombia.”
“Ecuador is nestled between two of the world’s largest cocaine producers, Peru and Colombia, and its deep ports have made it a key transit point for cocaine making its way to consumers in the United States and Europe.”
 
“Its dollarized economy has also made it a strategic location for traffickers seeking to launder money.”

blueINdallas
1 year ago

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/01/17/texas-defend-liberty-ken-paxton-republicans/

“Defend Texas Liberty promised big primary spending. Then its leader met with an Adolf Hitler fan.”
 
“Stickland hosted notorious white supremacist and Adolf Hitler admirer Nick Fuentes for nearly 7 hours.”

 
“…the Tribune produced subsequent reporting showing numerous other white supremacists were embedded in the Defend Texas Liberty orbit, including Chris Russo, a longtime Fuentes associate who is currently the leader of the anti-immigration campaign donor group, Texans For Strong Borders PAC.
In December, a watered-down ban on associating with Holocaust deniers, antisemites and Nazi sympathizers was narrowly defeated by the executive committee of the Republican Party of Texas. Defend Texas Liberty was by far the biggest donor to the Republican Party of Texas last year.”
 
 
 
“…the political action committee received no new donations from Tim Dunn and Farris Wilks, the two West Texas oil billionaires who have given more than $100 million to Defend Texas Liberty and other groups as part of an ongoing attempt to push Texas to the far right and purge the state party of more moderate voices by funding primary challengers against them.”
 
 
 
 
 
 
“…as other donors and political action committees were doling out millionsof dollars ahead of this year’s March primaries — Defend Texas Liberty gave just $10,000 to one candidate, state Rep. Steve Toth, R-Woodlands. Defend Texas Liberty spent about $200,000 over the filing period, with $140,000 going to a polling company and $15,000 going to television advertisements.”
 

Maybe we should start a polling company.

 

Sturgeone
1 year ago

There’s a tv channel which shows Johnny Carson re-runs.    This one is during Geo H W Bush’s term and one of the guests tonight is Helen Thomas.  

Bink
1 year ago

just looked on the tubi app, which is free- every Carson since 1974 is up, watching 2/2/1974 now

…weird to see it in such clarity and not on an old fritzing Zenith