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From: Trump Task Force

Re:       COVID19

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Blue Bronc
5 years ago

Somehow I missed another “debate”.  Yesterday was a very nice early spring afternoon to enjoy at London Town.  Walking through the gardens, isolated from the handful of others doing the same, distancing ourselves by hundreds of feet of fresh open air.  The gardenias were beautiful.  That exercise was followed by a walk on the docks of Liberty Marina, also on the South River.  Again, almost alone.
Staying cooped up in a house when there is open fresh air to breathe makes good sense healthwise.  It was fun to walk where my ancestors walked back in the 1600’s.  I felt refreshed and spirits revived, ready to take on another week in a world scared of the trump plague. 

tiptoe21
5 years ago

patd, thanks.  I’m forwarding your info on to him.
 
LOVE the cartoons!  LOLOL…..

Pogeaux
5 years ago

Pong, 4 more years?  From CNN:

Among his tweets on coronavirus Sunday, Trump suggested that his entire focus was not on the national emergency: He tweeted that he was thinking about a full pardon for his former national security adviser Michael Flynn, who admitted lying to the FBI.

You think 50% 1 will think this is responsible leadership over the weekend that COVID19 cases in the US doubled?  I bet not. 

tiptoe21
5 years ago

Anything Michael Flynn is another DISTRACTION!!  

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Paris is closing its parks & gardens.  Michigan is closing its bars.   It’s like a bad M. Night Shsmylan movie.
WS is dying.   There goes retirement.   Will my company survive?  If it does, will I still have a job?       The year of the rat sucks. 

Pogeaux
5 years ago

Well, as of this morning when trading was stopped by a circuit breaker 4 minutes into trading all stock market gains under SFB have been wiped out. The market is now at the level it was in February, 2017. ~~~Wonderful ~~~Wait for SFB to say he doesn’t pay attention to the stock market…again. 

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Yates as Biden’s VP would be a nice F U to Trump.  I think he picks Klobuchar.      If ever we needed universal healthcare and a basic income, it’s now.    The health insurance companies don’t necessarily mean folks will receive care; some policies are full of hoops to jump through and obstacles to trip up folks.    Trump’s plague is already destroying lives.  

Pogeaux
5 years ago

Patd,  Thank you very much for asking. Yes I’m doing well. I start physical therapy today. The knee is stiff and sore, but hey go figure. Aside from that I don’t have any ambient pain or anything like that and all I’m taking for pain medication is Celebrex. So I’ve got absolutely no complaints.

tiptoe21
5 years ago

BiD, Very interesting thought. I like it.  “Yates as Biden’s VP would be a nice F U to Trump.”

RebelliousRenee
5 years ago

J. Shaheen and M. Hassan can’t be VP.  NH has a republican governor.. although, I predict not for much longer.

whskyjack
5 years ago

I talked with my sister, the nurse,  She is a  cardiac care nurse in a hospital at Columbia MO.  Her hospital is requiring all employees who travel out of state to call in before they come to work for screening. Depending on the area they traveled to they may find themselves doing anything from staying home 2 weeks to wearing a face mask. But yeah, if you happened to visit Washington, California, New York City and certain other counties in different states they are requiring you to stay home for 2 weeks.
She expects it to get crazy as they have staff shortages. But she said she is really glad that she doesn’t have to sit in ER and make decisions on whether people live or die.
Jack

whskyjack
5 years ago

I’m not certain how good our local numbers are. Last week about this time there was a Covid-19 death in a nursing home and so far wyndotte county and  the state of Kansas haven’t reported any other cases from contact with the patient. I don’t believe that is possible……
Jack

blueINdallas
5 years ago

My niece and her mom will be flying back to the KC airport from NYC later this week, because…stubborn, spoiled and clueless.  The mom, not my niece. 

tiptoe21
5 years ago

Interesting.  I live in an old complex which is fine since I’m old. They’ve closed the puny exercise room & now will not accept packages in the office.  They say until this is over. But I bet it’ll become permanent. 

whskyjack
5 years ago

My sister had called her son , who lives in NYC to see how they were. A friend of my nephew lives in a small town in Italy, about 800 people. So far they have had 25 deaths from Covid-19. That is a big impact for a small rural community.
Jack

tiptoe21
5 years ago

I am calling it the Trump Plague!  Impeached and the plague and the stock market crashed, couldn’t happen to a nicer…….LOLOLOL

whskyjack
5 years ago

Only problem tt, he ain’t the one sufferin’. We are.
Jack

Pogeaux
5 years ago

It’s things like this that Show exactly how inapt shit for brains is. Not sure whether he’s using Flynn to try to distract from the coronavirus problem or the freefall of the stock market. Hint shit for brains, it ain’t working.

xrepublican
5 years ago

Yup. This HORRIBLE flynn problem is a YUUUUUJ national priority. Even if I never knew him, which I don’t, believe me. – donald jesus trump, March 15, 2020

Blue Bronc
5 years ago

Pogo – stock market? Dow? Don’t know them must be coffee boys.
 
The U.S. is not testing like other countries.  They do ten thousand a day, U.S. does ten. The administration does not want numbers.

xrepublican
5 years ago

Yes, demographics trump geography, but 1. the chief demographic is female; 2. swinging a big purple state out of trump’s reach is worth the effort. If Lujan Grisham can do that with TX or FL, she’s obviously the one. However, can she ? 
Also, she’s a relatively untested governor of a small blue state, which rippers will fault, as we faulted the escaped Alaskan governor. Of course, Lujan Grisham is not a ditsy flibbertigibbet like palin was/is; she’s merely green & from a state smaller than Miami.

craigcrawford
5 years ago

I like “Tump Plague” tip, a lot. Let’s pass it on

xrepublican
5 years ago

SNOW ?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Sturgeone
5 years ago

They refused the WHO test kits so they themselves could get into the money from providing tests.
its like getting the blankets to the Indians contract, or beef to the union soldiers.  There’s money to be had, thar’s gold in them thar hills.

Pogeaux
5 years ago

Reviewing the polls in advance of little Super Tuesday or whatever it’s called, Biden is up 20-40 points in each state and up by almost 30 in the. Latest national polls.  My what a difference a couple of weeks makes.  Bernie may feel he has the broadest most diverse coalition to defeat SFB as he proclaimed last night, but one thing is becoming clear – he does not have the most numerous one.  That belongs to Joe.  I think Bernie blew his chance to significantly influence the platform by staying in once the tide turned.  His bros aren’t likely to vote for either Joe or SFB, so I don’t see where there’s a huge incentive to woo him now.  Poobah, your thoughts on this?

xrepublican
5 years ago

Mr Sturgeone, trump’s need for corona virus money is more important than American lives.
 
After all, he already has a reputation as being pro-life. No sense in wasting any money on actually being pro-life. 

blueINdallas
5 years ago

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/16/health/coronavirus-ibuprofen-french-health-minister-scn-intl-scli/index.html
Well, of course.   Your body raises your temperature to try to kill the virus.  If you take an anti-inflammatory/fever reducer, you’re enabling the virus.  

Jamie
5 years ago

When there was a major flu epidemic in the mid sixties, my pediatrician told me not to take my daughter to the hospital because “there are babies dying in the halls”.  We spent the night keeping cold compresses on pulse points to keep her temp low enough to prevent convulsions but still high enough to deal with the virus.  I got her through that and then naturally came down with the last flu I’ve had since.  It was a miserable bug.

 

Sturgeone
5 years ago

the meat was rancid and the blankets carried small pox….got em cheap.

Katherine Graham Cracker
5 years ago

Can’t wait to hear fat ass talk about the stock market now 

blueINdallas
5 years ago

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/16/politics/coronavirus-romney-proposal/index.html
Mittens?  Are you sure you’re not a Dem?
jamie- That must’ve been a frightening time with your baby so sick.    Hopefully, folks know the purpose of a fever and don’t try to knock it down  the second it hits 99.   

Pogeaux
5 years ago

XR, you can bet the farm SFB Jr. Is working overtime trying to profiteer off this crisis – and getting info from his Bro-in-law the reptile to enable him to do that.  

Bink
5 years ago

Thanks for answering my Q, last night, Mr. C.
 
Never in my life had i coughed into my elbow, but i’ve gotten into the habit, this week, so there is hope for humanity.

Bink
5 years ago

…so fascinating how self-deputized Trumpistani internet foot-soldiers (like Ping Pong) are still fully committed to spreading lies and misinformation to protect their fuhrer.  

Remember in November those who lied to you in March.

Bink
5 years ago

Why are a certain set of Americans more concerned with killing each other rather than helping each other?

Sturgeone
5 years ago

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of toilet paper. 
Some kids like to build treehouses and other kids like to tear them down. 

craigcrawford
5 years ago

Trump advises avoiding groups of “more than 10 people” as he stands on stage with 7 people in front of a room of at least 50 people.

Sturgeone
5 years ago

Think I’ll have a beer. Good night, Nurse.

craigcrawford
5 years ago

I don’t feel secure

Sturgeone
5 years ago

I have a feeling that Joe Biden will be a pretty good president.

Bink
5 years ago

F***head is definitely going to try to suspend elections

craigcrawford
5 years ago

The more Trump talks the farther Dow falls.

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Klobuchar is working on something to g’tee elections go through in 2020.
Daycare is different than school?  There’s no curriculum, but it’s rooms full of young humans.    The Y in NYC cancelled after school programs since the schools shut down.
No more than 10 in one place?  So, I shouldn’t go to work? 
My chiropractor’s office has not shut down operations for adjustments or massages.  Folks are canceling and they are closing the office for one day, on Wednesday.   Office staff is gone and it’s now the owner, the chiro and one or two massage therapists.    The landscape is going to look very different in a few months, with small businesses gone. 

craigcrawford
5 years ago

Trump must resign. 

Bink
5 years ago

…seconded.

craigcrawford
5 years ago

Just got an email from VA in Orlando saying they are shifting all non emergency appointments to telecare or video conferencing. Also closing their cafeteria. 

tiptoe21
5 years ago

The dictator WILL get IT!  It’s just a matter of time, IMO.
Craig, the dictator will nevah resign.  He’the stable, genius narcissist. 
Again, he was useless today after I watched Govs. Cuomo & Murray talk at different times.  They clearly are leading unlike the dictator who just blathers on. If the word “things” was not in the vocabulary, he’d have nothing to say.
Yes, it will ALWAYS be The Trump Plague – when he crashed the stock market, Craig. And we must do like the repubes do, repeat it over and over. Just imagine if this happened under Obama’s watch. 
The local Fox affiliate had a stock market counter in the corner. As the press conference or update or whatever it was went on, the number and percent went down. It ended at a little over -13%.

Corey
5 years ago

The Tulip Time Festival has been canceled for this year here in Holland.

Corey
5 years ago

Avoid places with groups of more than 10 people? Ha! Like I’m ever gonna go to a Trump rally!

Jamie
5 years ago

Notified by my Insurance company that a nurse is available 24 hours by telephone as well as contact numbers for other medical services in the area.  State of WA is doing well, but one thing came as a surprise.  The Indian businesses still seem to all be open.  They are under control of Reservations not State government.  Not sure how long this may last.

 

xrepublican
5 years ago

Mass murder at a Springfield, Mo gas station called Kum & Go. Sounds like a drive through brothel.

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Talking to my retired friend in Boston.  We may do a Golden Girls thing and pool resources to move to small town somewhere in between here and there, when my job goes south.    It’s doubtful that Trump was tested.  Pence admits he has not been tested.   The best thing that could happen is if both were incapacitated and Pelosi was sworn in, so she had executive privilege.       The brains behind the lying mouth are SIL Jarred and blonde-spawn Ivanker.  They all need to be run out of town in a rail.       The nest eggs are gone, the economy is in a shambles, we are in a recession even if Mnuchin denied it;  the people are coming with torches and pitchforks.   

craigcrawford
5 years ago

Concerned Trump is eventually going to get away with blaming economic recession on “China Virus” 

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Corey – There may be no festival, but the tulips will bloom anyway.   💐 🌷 

craigcrawford
5 years ago

Know I’m outside the box on this but have always thought when Trump realizes he cannot be reelected he’ll resign and claim he would have won. 

blueINdallas
5 years ago

It’s Trump’s plague on these shores, because he and his team refused to acknowledge it.  They refused to get out ahead of it.  Denying and lying caused it to spread.   They caused panic in the markets (WS and grocery stores).    The damage could have been mitigated if there had been an intelligent, truthful administration in place.       

blueINdallas
5 years ago

The entire mess, however, wouldn’t exist without humans thinking animals are meant as human food.   Placing blame, however, is only useful as to how it modifies future behavior.    Don’t eat animals.  Do wash your hands.   Don’t  touch your face.  Don’t vote  for Republicans. 

Bink
5 years ago

…did my final grocery shopping before i do my bit to “flatten the curve”.  Wore a mask and gloves to drive home the reality to my Rethuglican community members- they all snickered and sneered at me, taking no notice of all the other people coughing.  This is going to hit science-denying populations so hard, they think it can’t happen to them.

I even wiped down every single item i bought before putting it away. Also, i’m trying to stock-up without hoarding- i never buy all that’s left of a single product and make sure to leave some for the next person.

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Bink – Did you hear Trump mention how things aren’t bad in Oklahoma?  That’s where the Repug Gov took his family out to a packed restaurant and flaunted it; things are good there.   Trump was watching.   Dumb-asses.   Excuse me.  Governor Dumb-Ass.   President Dumb-Ass.

xrepublican
5 years ago

My friend Mr Acerbic says that Kum & Go sounds like an apt epitaph for the human race.

craigcrawford
5 years ago

Anyone got a post for tomorrow? Happy to do one myself but always enjoy what you come up with. 

Flatus
5 years ago

One more time, I offer a woman as candidate for Democrat Veep. The lady is the person that I totally opposed when she ran for governor of my state, South Carolina. She ran and was elected as a republican. Her name is Nikki Haley. By the time she departed office, she was a civil rights hero. Her efforts within my state were largely responsible for the Confederate Battle Flag being removed from display throughout the Old South.
Later, as ambassador to the U.N., I believe she earned the respect of both allies and people that traditionally oppose us. She was removed from that post because some folks in DC believed she was supplanting the role of our Sec’y of State. Is she a staunch Republican?
Or is she someone who is a staunch American who can do good under either party’s umbrella? I believe she is a staunch American born of immigrant parents who is determined to do her best for their adopted country.

xrepublican
5 years ago

“. . . he’ll resign and claim he would have won.” – Mr CC
 
jesse (james janos) ventura didn’t run for a second term, but claimed that he would have won. After four loooooong years even the Major Burns would have been more popular.

Bink
5 years ago

…missed the Oklahoma story, BiD, thank you.  Too many news-articles on which to comment so i’m trying to avoid doing so, at all.  i like your “Golden Girls”, sounds much more fun than living alone in luxury.

xrepublican
5 years ago

There is no shortage of qualified, capable, tested, loyal and moral women in the Democratic Party.

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Luxury?  Ha!  

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Dallas closing bars, gyms, and, theatres.  

Bink
5 years ago

…relatively🤷‍♂️

The first time i saw the signage for that particular gas-station , in person, xrep, i thought to myself “where the **** did i move to???”

RebelliousRenee
5 years ago

There is no way that Joe Biden…  a lifelong Democrat…   will ask any republican to be his VP.  Why should they get to have the presidency back in 4 yrs?  If they can’t earn it back by themselves…   fuck ’em!

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Every commercial I see makes me shake my head.  Ain’t nobody buying non-essentials right now.   Can you imagine if it’s had happened last October or November?  No Christmas sales.   Will we be back to anywhere near that before the next Black Friday?   
 

blueINdallas
5 years ago

If Nikki Haley is smart, she would decline an offer to be VP lest she be covered in the Trump stench for eternity.  

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Dallas schools are closed indefinitely.   

Corey
5 years ago

All restaurants and bars in Michigan had to close at 3:00 today. Will be closed for 2 weeks. Only carryout allowed. Drive-thru and curbside pickup allowed as well.
“I do not choose to run.” – Calvin Coolidge

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Folks here can close down the bar at midnight.  Anti -Irish conspiracy!  shutting it down the very second St.Pat’s Day begins.

blueINdallas
5 years ago

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/16/entertainment/mel-brooks-max-brooks-social-distancing/index.html
Explaining it so maybe even Trump can understand.   (Does anyone believe that Trump talked to his youngest, as he said when questioned at the presser, about this…or at all…about anything?)

xrepublican
5 years ago

More Ridiculous Company Names
Warning : Do Not Have Food or Liquid in Your Mouth While Reading
 
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-25-most-ridiculous-business-names-ever_b_5924663ae4b0b28a33f62fd9
 
 
 

Nash
5 years ago

Patd:  Thanks for the John Oliver clip.  It was excellent (and funny.)
Oregon today: 39 cases, 1 death. 
Not too many people buying guns here as everyone already has plenty of them, even the Democrats.
I am “sheltering in place,” but today I went to a small local park near my apartment.  It was nice.  I plan to go there regularly to avoid “cabin fever.”  Only a few people were in the park but everyone was keeping a good social distance, except two teenage boys playing basketball.  Teenage boys fear nothing (except teenage girls) and are also rather stupid.
 News from the UK.  Experts fear that the sewers in London will get clogged by people using paper towels and wet wipes in place of toilet paper.
In ancient Rome, in the public lavatories, they used a piece of sponge on a stick, and soaked it in vinegar to clean it.  (That’s was a job for the slaves.)  In the near future, they may be telling us how to do this, on CNN.
 
 
 

xrepublican
5 years ago

17 new cases here. MN is closing all bars and restaurants. Take out/delivery only. Of course, that means the Indian casinos should do well.

Nearly inaccessible places like Grygla and The Angle probably won’t be affected until melting snows reveal all the trump plague cadavers around June 1st. 

tiptoe21
5 years ago

The dictator would resign claiming that he wants to spend more time with his family.  :^)

tiptoe21
5 years ago

x-repub….Thanks!  I needed this!!!  LOLOLololol
 
More Ridiculous Company NamesWarning : Do Not Have Food or Liquid in Your Mouth While Reading https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-25-most-ridiculous-business-names-ever_b_5924663ae4b0b28a33f62fd9

Bink
5 years ago

Strike that. Employing social distancing.

Katherine Graham Cracker
5 years ago

Nicky Haley is not pro choice

Katherine Graham Cracker
5 years ago

CBob. This is old home week
Attaboy

Bink
5 years ago

i respect Flatus infinitely more than Nikki Haley- the former has never apologized for a fascist.

Katherine Graham Cracker
5 years ago

We went to Kaiser again today. Now you have to wash your hands before you go into any building.  They have a pop up in a blocked off parking lot.  Soon to be drive up testing.   Also most appointments have been converted to phone appointments.  Mr C had to go in because of a deep cut on his arm.  Healing nicely.  Supposed to go next week but Mr C is reluctant and he may decide he is healed 

Pogeaux
5 years ago

CB, (or do you prefer OM – which aside from Bink and the women here isn’t much of a distinction) rumors of … never mind. Good to see you in the neighborhood. Your take on the idiocy we are enduring has gone missing here and is warmly welcomed back. And a gift from Frank Beard to boot. 

blueINdallas
5 years ago

C’Bob , Is this the part where we’re suppose to fasten our chin straps?  If not now, when?

blueINdallas
5 years ago

I hear street racing close by, again.   Social distancing in their cars and still being menaces to society.  

Corey
5 years ago

The Tulip Time director said that canceling the festival this year would be a loss of $48 million to the Holland community.

blueINdallas
5 years ago

The testing sites they are getting ready for Dallas county are so far away and I don’t drive on highways.  

blueINdallas
5 years ago

We have had a lot of rain. 

Bink
5 years ago

i wonder if seniors will be too afraid of voting, tomorrow, and fearless bar-hopping sub-Millenials might have an opportunity to swing things Bernie’s way?  Or is that a ridiculous thought?

blueINdallas
5 years ago

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B90SikrniRW/?igshid=1d82xzmw5hzog
Elizabeth Warren  $750 billion to start & it needs to feed the roots, not the 1%.   Let’s get a move on Repugz.   

blueINdallas
5 years ago

Not ridiculous.  Frightening, but not ridiculous.  

blueINdallas
5 years ago

No STAAR test, no SAT prep, no proms, no graduation ceremonies.   Maybe this will get everyone tech-ed up.  Scandinavian countries seem far ahead of us. 

Bink
5 years ago

i hope so

Bink
5 years ago

That’s kinda up to her🤷‍♂️

Would i support my Mom in filing a police report if she was sexually assaulted? Yes.

Would i physically accost the assailant if i was present for said hypothetical assault? Yes.

Would i vote for the sexual-assaulter for President? Certainly not.

As Pogo said recently, trump’s sexual deviancy has already been factored into the electorate’s decision-making, and didn’t move the needle appreciably, last time, so i’ll be focusing on other criticisms of him and his regime, going forward.

craigcrawford
5 years ago

Welcome back Cbob we’re all old now

craigcrawford
5 years ago

The first confirmed Cornavirus case in the U.S. was on January 20th. Yesterday, nearly two months later, Trump said, “We have an invisible enemy. We have a problem a month ago nobody ever thought about.”

craigcrawford
5 years ago

Cbob old man, how will you spend your $1,000 from Romney

Bink
5 years ago

”Ohio primary vote halted at last minute amid coronavirus court battle“

Daniel Strauss in Washington DC
@danielstrauss4
Mon 16 Mar 2020 23.27 EDT

“Georgia already postponed next week’s primary, and Louisiana has postponed its scheduled 4 April primary. Kentucky announced on Monday it would postpone its primary from 19 May to 23 June.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/16/judge-declines-ohio-request-delay-primary-vote-amid-coronavirus

xrepublican
5 years ago

red states are hoping to delay primaries so they can fix things up. William Weld and that neo-nazi twerp might start to look better than trump to the soon-to-be-Never-trumpers in LA, GA, KY, and OH. It sure would be fun to see sudden rebellion in the ripper ranks.

xrepublican
5 years ago

Hi, Mr Man !
Welcome home. There’s been a hole in the Trail since we last read you. Could you fill that sucker up for us ?