It’s Spring!

Attribution: RIck McKee
[Rick worked for decades as the cartoonist for the Augusta Chronicle in Georgia. Rick also draws the syndicated, daily comic panel “Pluggers.” Rick was named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year, along with everybody else.]
From Lost in the Woods: The Movie, available on DVD at http://www.sisbro.com In the Spring is Here Song, a squirrel, a turtle, baby birds and other forest animals sing about the coming of spring. Music written and performed by Laura and Robert Sams of Sisbro Studios.
Stephen getting ready for a bigly break
https://latenighter.com/news/
Friend of the show Chef José Andrés stops by to help Stephen launch the brand new “The Last Show” t-shirt, which is available now at http://colbertlateshow.com/ebay with all profits going to World Central Kitchen.
Trump bombs a Pearl Harbor joke at a meeting with Japan’s prime minister after a reporter asked him about the Iran war, and Jordan Klepper finds the optimism in Afroman winning a defamation suit against the police who raided his home, preserving free speech through relentless mockery, brutal infidelity jokes, and lemon pound cakes.
specially for our gardeners on the Trail, Bid, Anon & Jack
Jesse Welles
plant a seed in your mind that’ll grow a big smile
start a club for the bugs in the compost pile
it’s the habit of a rabbit to be nibbling with a grin
you can chase the bunny off, he’ll be coming back again
for them vegetable secrets
however, not all is fun and frivolity.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/
BTW all those bombs, burning tankers and oil refineries ain’t helping either.
Not only Happy 1st day of Spring but also HAPPY NOWRUZ!!!
https://www.newsweek.com/
For time line cleansing I present the elephant I am supporting in Africa. Her life is one of difficulty and success. Serenget is now in the orphans herd to grow up with other young elephants. At some point in the future she will leave the compound to live out her life as a wild elephant. Until then she is pampered and taught how to be an elephant.
BB, a special “atta girl” to you. thought you might enjoy watching Chaichana sway and flap his ears in time to an outdoor concert of Beethoven and Elgar performed by Paul Barton..
Spring has sprung
The grass has riz
I wonder where
The flowers iz
Pam, It seems we have a shared idea that the elephant must be protected. Mine are coming to the end of their lives wandering in peace after decades of captivity in circuses, shows etc. You can’t visit them but only watch on the cameras. Even the caretakers only provide health care and stimulation as needed. The Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee
Hank.
Here’s what Dumbass really cared about. WaPo
Putz.
ugliest coin ever
all trumpers are evil, stupid, or both
That ugly ass coin is a commemorative.
we handed our American legacy to a hustler rapist, nice job
And it even feels like Spring today.
Today’s starter topic…
Jamie – did not know there was one in Tennessee, wonderful.
Patd – it is so fascinating how the elephants interact with humans. Save an elephant and you have a friend for life.
I have been supporting the The Sheldrick Wildlife Trust – sheldrickwildlifetrust.org, for a couple decades. They have been instrumental in increasing elephant herds in Africa, along with other wild animals.
Ha! In 2020, I bought Colbert Covid/Stay Home sweats. They are like hip-waders. If you take out the inseam, you have a sleeping bag.
Jack – I’m allowed to garden, but was told to wait until it was tilled instead of digging it up myself, which is what I was doing to plant my onion sets. They are sitting there on a counter, ready to be planted; one has thrown out a green sprout already.
OK, I bought concert tickets for this summer and concerts are not as fun in Nazi America but we gotta keep living as long as we can, right?
Gen Alpha is a bunch of squares and sheep
I want pictures of your gardens!!! I’m jealous of people with dogs and gardens. City life sucks sometimes.
when’s this guy gonna till? June?
lazy people ugh
I’ve seen your yard Craig you have plenty of room to garden
Londoners live like you and you should see the gardens they put on tiny patios
You start with one plant in one pot and go from there
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What America is Actually Clicking: March 20, 2026
These are the stories driving the most traffic across U.S. outlets right now—not necessarily the stories we think you should read, and not always the most recent.
A roundup by our AI partner Silas (Gemini).
Of course Hegseth lied
Father of service member killed in Iran war said he never told Pete Hegseth to ‘finish’ the job
Maybe one container on your kitchen deck, Craig? Easiest thing to grow, and they even last the winter and came back with green tops, is garlic.
EleCam
The Sanctuary uses a system of solar-powered cameras to locate and monitor the elephants; to provide distance learning opportunities to schools and groups around the globe; and to offer you, our friends and supporters, frequent glimpses of the elephants we are so fortunate to have in our care. Click on link to view the different habitats live.
“Evil, stupid or both”
After a lifetime spent conniving and skating past consequences even a stupid evil person would get good at it.
there are container varieties of sunflowers, buy seeds at a home or garden center, not at target or Walmart
seedvilleUSA’s seeds are trash
lol ai has Joe Biden representing Israel in today’s infographic
fix your shit, google
Dow’s down 10% since trump started his war
it defied gravity until then, nice job trumpers, you’re all so stupid
never vote again, thanks in advance
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TSA Shutdown Chaos & Trump’s Pearl Harbor Joke
TSA lines hit record highs during the shutdown while Trump drops a wildly inappropriate Pearl Harbor joke to Japan’s PM. Plus, singing elephants.
We’re dealing with the longest government shutdown in history, and it’s showing up right at your TSA checkpoint. Republicans are refusing to fund paychecks to protect ICE from reform, leaving travelers stranded in massive lines just in time for spring break. It’s a masterclass in manufactured misery, but hey, at least our elected officials are getting paid.
Meanwhile, Trump decided a meeting with the Japanese Prime Minister was the perfect time to drop a “surprise” Pearl Harbor joke. The sheer gold-plated absurdity of the room was only eclipsed by the look of pure horror on the PM’s face. We also dive into the tragic deportations of asylum seekers, Pete Hegseth allegedly drowning in classified briefings, and my ongoing battle with Streamyard links and visceral fat.
To cleanse the palate, we celebrate the first day of spring with some much-needed absurdist optimism: elephants playing the piano, ChatGPT analyzing my MRI, and the late Senator Robert Byrd reciting Wordsworth from memory. It’s the digital dumpster fire you know and love, complete with technical glitches.
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00:00 Intro
01:35 TSA Shutdown Chaos & Airport Lines
02:20 Trump’s Pearl Harbor Joke to Japan
07:00 Streamyard Glitches & AI Gemini
15:00 Adopting Elephants & Sanctuary Cams
19:00 Tom Emmer & The Twin Cities Courage Award
23:00 ICE Deportations & Cruelty
38:00 Elephants Playing Piano
44:00 Gym Struggles & ChatGPT Reading MRIs
49:00 Pete Hegseth Fails Classified Briefings
57:00 The No Kings Act Explained
01:05:00 Robert Byrd Welcomes Spring
Watch Silas Gemini fix our technical issue in real time today.
AI to the rescue! 👇
Catch the MIRACLE MOMENT Here
I’m learning how to record Merlin. This may or may not work
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_IsHQ4q37j-slHJoCZEJ3KhVSP8eeY46/view?usp=sharing
You have to hit play after you click on the link. Need to find an easier way, but at least you all can now hear his voice.
meme #2…
that google drive link made me request access, Jamie. don’t know what that’s about. maybe you can play him for us in chat tomorrow, if you can use a separate device from what you use to get in chat
Republicans refuse to pay airport security just to protect ICE from oversight. You stand in record TSA lines because they manufactured this misery. Enjoy your spring break.
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Craig,
My bad. I’ve changed the access now to anyone who clicks on the link above.
yup…
They’re Not Even Hiding It Anymore — And That’s the Point
By Tom Hicks – The Unredacted Bastard | Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
More at link
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/04/quit-chatgpt-subscription-boycott-silicon-valley
Quit ChatGPT: right now! Your subscription is bankrolling authoritarianism
OpenAI, the company behind ChatGPT, is on track to lose $14bn this year. Its market share is collapsing, and its own CEO, Sam Altman, has admitted it “screwed up” an element of the product. All it takes to accelerate that decline is 10 seconds of your time.
A grassroots boycott called QuitGPT has been spreading across the US and beyond, asking people to cancel their ChatGPT subscriptions.
Here’s what triggered it. Early this year, the news broke that OpenAI’s president, Greg Brockman, donated $25m to Maga Inc, Donald Trump’s biggest Super Pac. This made him Trump’s largest donor of the last cycle. When Wired asked him to explain, Brockman said his donations were in service of OpenAI’s mission to benefit “humanity.”
Let me tell you what that mission looks like in practice. Employees of ICE – the agency that was involved in the killing of two people in Minneapolis in January – have used a screening tool powered by ChatGPT.
The same company behind your friendly chatbot is helping the government decide who to hire for deportation raids.
Brockman also helped launch a $125m lobbying initiative, a Super Pac, to make sure no state can regulate AI. It’s attacking any politician who tries to pass safety laws. It wants Trump, and only Trump, to write the rules for the most powerful technology on earth.
Every month, subscription money from users around the world flows to a company that is embedding itself in the repressive infrastructure of the Trump administration. That is not a conspiracy theory. It is a business strategy.
When the Trump administration demanded that AI companies give the Pentagon unrestricted access to their technology – including for mass surveillance and autonomous weapons – Anthropic, the company behind ChatGPT’s main competitor, Claude, refused.
The retaliation was swift and extraordinary. Trump ordered every federal agency to stop using Anthropic’s technology. Secretary of war Pete Hegseth declared the company a “supply-chain risk to national security”, a designation normally reserved for Chinese firms such as Huawei. He announced that anyone who does business with the US military is barred from working with Anthropic. This is essentially a corporate death sentence, for the crime of refusing to help build killer robots.
And what did OpenAI do? That same Friday night, while his competitor was taking a principled stance, Sam Altman quietly signed a deal with the Pentagon to take Anthropic’s place.
The most effective consumer boycotts in history share two qualities: they are narrow and they are easy. QuitGPT fits this pattern perfectly.
In 1955, Black residents of Montgomery, Alabama did not try to dismantle the entire apparatus of segregation in one stroke. They picked one target – the city bus system – and for 381 days, they walked and drove to work. This broke the bus company financially and it broke the back of segregated transit across the American south.
OpenAI is our bus company.
The small act, repeated at scale, becomes a political earthquake.
Go to quitgpt.org. Cancel your subscription. Using the free version? Delete the app, because your conversations still feed the machine. Then try an alternative, and tell at least one person why.
I am using both, BiD — ChatG and Gemini. But I’m only paying Gemini. Does that help?
Check it out. My third trip to the gym in a week. First-week phenomenon, or could it be a trend? Got to get my massive “visceral fat” under control! Mounjaro can’t do all the work. needs help.
Katie – Congrats to you & yours for being a profile in courage. (I’d bet that’ll be Time’s person(s) of the year…and possibly a Nobel Peace Prize.)
Craig – You’re gonna be ready for that protest! Did you see that the ACLU is going a safety training for No Kings?
As for the free version of ChatGPT, it says that version still feeds it information to train it. The AI monster eats data, but Dr. Chatenstein eats money…and both are being starved. So far, upwards of four million have left; not sure if that’s paid or free subscriptions, or a combination of both.
https://quitgpt.org/
lol
gas up 33% in a week
thanks trumpers
😭
good job getting healthy Mr. C
Pray, do not tell Dodo the circumstances of Chuck Norris’ death. The family wants to keep it private and Dodo is such a blabbermouth.
Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, his family revealed on Instagram on March 20
“To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family,” the statement read
Norris, a legendary action star, famously starred in hits including An Eye for an Eye and the TV series Walker, Texas Ranger
https://people.com/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-8691783?
So I did the obvious, I asked Merlin if Chat GPT had a response to the call for a boycott. I haven’t decided what I will do, but the reading of the response is interesting.
Chuck Norris was the spokesman for the Total Gym, my favorite piece of equipment. I’ve kept it going for over 15 years.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/black-women-started-target-boycott-161500113.html
Two Minnesota-based Black women activists who claim to have started the ongoing National Target Boycott more than a year ago are accusing megachurch pastor Jamal Bryant, former Ohio State Sen. Nina Turner, and Until Freedom activist Tamika Mallory of deliberately co-opting their economic protest and creating confusion over whether it has ended.
To be clear, the Target boycott isn’t over.
Two of Bryant’s biggest critics have been Racial Justice Network leader Nekima Levy Armstrong and Black Lives Matter Minnesota chapter leader Monique Cullars-Doty, who partnered with CAIR Minnesota executive director Jaylani Hussein to co-found the National Target Boycott in early February 2025 in the Minneapolis hometown of the bullseye brand’s world headquarters.
The boycott came in response to Target’s January 2025 walk back of its diversity, equity, and inclusion programs following the second inauguration of President Donald Trump, who opposes DEI initiatives. Levy Armstrong issued her call for a Target boycott during a Jan. 30 press conference outside the retailer’s headquarters.
Bryant, who officially started the Target Fast more than a month later on March 5, has faced widespread criticism from Black folks on social media for declaring an end to the protest last week, confusion for which he apologized on Friday.
Levy Armstrong, Cullars-Doty and Turner all stressed that they will continue not shopping at Target.
The two Minneapolis-based activists encouraged boycott supporters to hold the line.
https://www.newsweek.com/snap-benefits-update-trumps-cuts-could-lead-to-70000-deaths-11711692
The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) previously estimated that broadening work requirements and related changes in the law would result in 2.4 million fewer people receiving food assistance each month, affecting parents, older recipients, and other groups.
Of the estimated 2.4 million people who could lose benefits, CAP estimates this could lead to 69,600 more deaths by 2040 as people fail to meet the 80-hour work rule.
“As more families have their food assistance cut or eliminated, they are likely to experience worsening health outcomes and increased mortality,” the report reads.
Under the updated rules taking effect in more states, many adults ages 18 to 64 without dependent children must work, participate in training, or volunteer at least 80 hours per month or face a three-month limit on benefits within a three-year period if they do not meet the requirement.
The mandate now extends to additional groups that were previously exempt in many places, including adults ages 55 to 64 and parents of children ages 14 and older, and it ends prior exemptions for veterans, people experiencing homelessness, and certain former foster youth, according to federal guidance summarized by news outlets.
The law also makes it harder for states to receive waivers from work requirements during economic downturns, though areas with very high joblessness retain some flexibility under set thresholds.
Fetterman Fettermaned, again. Mar’Kwayne now goes before the full Senate for confirmation.
Why does Schumer leave him on committees? He just falls in line with Republicans every time?
Search Assist-
“John Fetterman serves on the following committees in the U.S. Senate: Agriculture, Nutrition and Forestry; Commerce, Science, and Transportation; Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs; and the Special Committee on Aging.”
i meant to bring up Fetterman today BiD, this is a stunning poll — never saw a swing like this, over 100 pts!!
Maybe Shapiro should primary Fetterman in 2028, instead of running for prez
https://nationaltoday.com/us/il/chicago/news/2026/03/17/professor-mearsheimer-israel-is-a-stone-around-americas-neck/
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https://www.presstv.co.uk/Detail/2026/03/19/765573/iran-calls-shots-mearsheimer-says-us-navy-powerless-control-strait-hormuz
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Trump secretly allowed Iran to sell its oil to keep global prices under 100 dollars. Israel bombed Iranian gas fields to ruin the plan, sending prices skyrocketing and destroying the US economy. -Mearsheim
https://www.primaryfetterman.com/refund
Did you donate to John Fetterman’s campaign? Are you disappointed in what he’s become? You can request a full refund of your past contributions!
*LoL! Eh, I only bought Fetterman t-shirt.
He seems to have changed since the stroke, but that’s also around the time the tRUMPsky regime was installed…and his wife is from Brazil. Whether by a change in health or by the mob threatening to deport his wife, he is compromised. He’s gotta go. In the meantime, Chuck needs to politically hogtie him so he can do less harm.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/father-servicemember-killed-iran-war-never-told-hegseth-finish-the-job-rcna264297
Father of service member killed in Iran war said he never told Pete Hegseth to ‘finish’ the job
Hegseth said “family after family” of service members killed urged the administration to “not stop until the job is done.” The father said he appreciated the compassion that Hegseth and Trump showed him during their visit.
Simmons recalled his exchange differently.
“I can’t speak for the other families. When he spoke to me, that was not something we talked about,” he told NBC News in an interview Thursday.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth met privately Wednesday with the families of six service members who died in the Iran war and, in a press briefing the next morning, said the message he got was consistent and supportive.
“What I heard through tears, through hugs, through strength and through unbreakable resolve was the same from family after family. They said, ‘Finish this. Honor their sacrifice. Do not waver. Do not stop until the job is done,’” Hegseth said.
*Only difference is if tRUMPsky had told that story, it would’ve began with “Sir…”
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https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-03-20-2026
A U.S. official confirmed that three more warships and roughly 2,500 more Marines are bound for the Middle East, where the U.S. military says it has about 50,000 troops. The Pentagon’s request for another $200 billion to fund the war would need congressional approval as the U.S. national debt hits a record $39 trillion.
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https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-03-20-2026#0000019d-0d20-d6b0-a1ff-9ded918f0000
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATES
JUST IN: Trump says he is considering ‘winding down’ Middle East military operation even as US sends more troops to region
BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Diner regular “EggoryPeck” asked the ultimate existential question today: what the hell is the purpose of Trail Mix?
Fair question. After having some fun with singing elephants for an answer, we deliver the real mission statement.
Watch the breakdown here…
With the immediate costs of the sfb war real, and requests for more money building, it is time to remember another war that should not have happened. The village idiot and his handlers (cheney) did a job on the U.S. and the world.
But, it is this statement that hurts today:
“Pete Hegseth would rather the US bomb Iranian families than feed American families,” wrote NPP’s Lindsay Koshgarian, referring to the Pentagon secretary. “We should remember the lies that led us into war in Iraq a generation ago.
This is very cool. Congratulations Katie! The people of twin cities win JFK Profile In Courage award
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/05/ai-elon-musk-grok-taxes.html
Elon Musk says Grok can help with your taxes. What experts say about using AI for tax prep
It’s important that your return is accurate, whether you use AI or not.
“You’re ultimately responsible for all of the entries on that return, and you sign a statement at the bottom” saying it’s correct to the best of your knowledge, he said.
Some tax professionals also have data privacy concerns.
O’Saben, with the National Association of Tax Professionals, uses AI to boost efficiency in his own tax practice. But he said he only recommends using the software for generic queries, without inputting personal data, such as your Social Security number and other sensitive information.
*Why does MuskRat need to steal personal data a second time?
-CC
good idea
well, I just planted some stuff out and yes, it is too early, but I either lose some stuff to frost now or lose it to 90° days in April, which is the new reality due to climate change
i guess i’ll make cloches 😮💨
this gardening stuff is a lot of work
(looks really cool already, a bit weedy 🤫)
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