Some spring days are warm and sunny, with gentle breezes. Others are stormy and dangerous.
It was 1913 and in a year Europe would be engaged in a series of wars that would reshape the world and bring down empires in unexpected ways.
It must have been something in the Paris water or air, looking back, this composition seems like a prediction of the times to come.
It, also seems appropriate for today and this week.
Jack
Here is the Joffery Ballet interpretation of the choreography of the original ballet.
During the original 1913 performance a riot broke out in the audience between the old guard and the new.
thanks, Jack. bet the Joffrey dancers had some fun with that one, a lot of giggles when the chorographer introduced it to them.
katie, here’s a special addition to the great serendipity selections Jack chose for us today, our annual daylight time change ditty:
Enjoy Yourself..1950 Doris Day
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost) answers questions about the military operation in Iran before allowing Kristi Noem (Ashley Padilla) to say her final goodbye.
more from colin
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like New Mexico officials reopening an investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s ranch.
meanwhile a message and plea from a special correspondent across the pond.
It has not, I should report, been an especially tranquil week here at 10 Downing Street.
Attribution: Who should have Nuclear Weapons? by Dave Whamond, Canada, PoliticalCartoons.com
latest from parody project
Some have called him a Teflon Man but there are so many issues from so many sides that we may get a reminder soon that things will eventually stick to Teflon. As he himself would say, “We’ll just have to wait and see.”
Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender
Good Morning TrailMixers! Sure is dark out there.
Tuesday is coming up. Will this one be a Taco Tuesday and stupid decides to leave Iran alone?
BB, speaking of chickening out, where does he stand now on the time change….
Will Donald Trump get rid of the clock-changing that comes with Daylight Saving Time? In his last public statement on the issue in April 2025, President Trump vowed in an X post that he’d work with the Republican party to eliminate daylight savings time, calling it “inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.” Now, close to a year later, it remains to be seen what exactly the Trump administration will do to make it official.
patd – he is so baked he has no clue what day it is. Lately he acts like he does not know who he is either.
How perfect for what appears to be our first day of real spring here in DC. Thanks Jack.
Here’s the reel I just made for International Women’s Day, for today’s chat. The data on women in our politics (with an assist from Melissa Etheridge)…
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What America is Actually Clicking: March 8, 2026
These are the stories driving the most traffic across major U.S. outlets right now—not necessarily the stories we think you should read, and not always the most recent.
Jack,
Thank you. Today’s Serendipity is particularly enjoyable. Love that you combined it with the ballet. I always loved what Disney did with it for Fantasia
Jack – Thanks. Love a dance. Will watch the whole thing tonight. Theresa movie from the 1980s called “Nijinsky,” with a bit of it.
Stravinsky always reminds me of another movie, “The Seven Year Itch.”
Richard Sherman: Let’s see. Debussy, Ravel. Stravinsky. Stravinsky’d only scare her. Yeah! Here’s the baby. Rachmaninoff! Give her the full treatment. Come in like gangbusters! Good old Rachmaninoff. The Second Piano Concerto. Never misses.
https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/2026/03/04/daylight-act-end-time-changes/88977877007/
Daylight saving time or standard? Florida lawmaker says a little of both
The bill suggests permanently shifting all U.S. time zones forward by 30 minutes.
On Feb 4, U.S. Rep. Greg Steube (R-Fl-17) introduced the “Daylight Act of 2026″ to split the difference, permanently shift all U.S. time zones forward 30 minutes ahead of today’s standard time, and then leave it that way forever.
*Well, FFS! LoL Such a chucklehead.
the things these morons busy themselves with
while a madman exploits us all
Something very weird about the guy. He spaces out in situations that most people would be showing empathy or concern about a situation going on around them. He goes vacant, although he was saluting yesterday at Dover AFB as the dead were moved, he has that lost in space stare.
It is like his brain is overwhelmed with information it shuts down. Perhaps as a child he was told do stand out of the way. Whatever. Most people can function when in a situation that is not life threatening. He is staying out of the way in one, but he is doing the spacey thing.
Lost one
Written by Dick Holler whom Dion never failed to not mention.
#2
Andy Griffith as Lonesome Rhodes in A Face in the Crowd
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/new-york-city/mamdani-home-device-protest-arrests/6473729/
Mayor Mamdani was home when protesters lit device outside Gracie Mansion
A total of six people were arrested Saturday outside of the mayor’s official residence; two for the devices, one for deploying pepper spray and three for disorderly conduct, the commissioner said.
*Yep, they are trying to whip anti-Muslim sentiment.
Lagniappe
https://www.timesnownews.com/world/middle-east/iran-why-us-attack-qeshm-water-desalination-plant-sets-dangerous-precedent-risking-millions-of-lives-article-153783447
Iran Claims US Struck Qeshm Desalination Plant – Why This Is A Dangerous ‘Precedent’ Risking Millions of Lives
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) on Saturday said it launched missile strikes on the US naval base in Juffair, Bahrain, home to the Fifth Fleet, after accusing America of targeting a freshwater treatment plant on the Qeshm Island.
Blaming the US of attacking the desalination plant on Qeshm Island, Iran’s Foreign Minister Seyed Abbas Araghchi termed it a “blatant and desperate crime” with grave consequences.
Desalination plants are crucial for the Gulf states, providing about 60% of the global desalinated water. They supply the majority of drinking water to countries like Kuwait, Oman, and Saudi Arabia, which rely heavily on these facilities due to limited natural freshwater resources. This dependence makes them vital for human survival in the region, underscoring the severe implications of any attacks on such infrastructure.
*My spidey sense tells me to believe Iran, because the rhetoric of tRUMP/Mitler and Hegseth is that of murderous monsters.
BB – Thsy vacant state is dementia. When he functions for a speech, they’ve dosed him with Aderall, at the very least.
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i’d imagine schmucko would conduct a war(of choice, because he wants to) like his role-model Putin
The reality is King Fucko just wants to use the toys we gave him
By “toys” I mean American lives as well as hardware
Hypatia[a] (born c. 350–370 – March 415 AD) was a Neoplatonist philosopher, astronomer, and mathematician who lived in Alexandria, at that time in the province of Egypt and a major city of the Eastern Roman Empire. In Alexandria, Hypatia was a prominent thinker who taught subjects including philosophy and astronomy,[5] and in her lifetime was renowned as a great teacher and a wise counselor
The “Nile flowing into Palestine”
To supply the army crossing the Sinai Desert, British engineers built a water pipeline from the Nile across the desert into Palestine to support troops and horses.
According to a regional legend repeated at the time:
“When the waters of the Nile flow into Palestine, the prophet from the West will drive the Turks from Jerusalem.”
2. Allenby’s name sounding like “Prophet of God”
Hypatia died and the Romans pulled out of England.
Coincidence?
Maybe.
I can see em now….English “helpers” mobbing the docks trying to evacuate on the fleeing boats.
sorry to leave abruptly, was out on the town, didn’t realize my mic was on initially
https://crooksandliars.com/2026/03/fox-friends-busted-using-deceptive-footage
The Trump-friendly Fox & Friends show gave cover for Trump’s blatant disregard for the fallen by replacing footage of their MAGA hero’s attendance at Dover AFB dignified transfer yesterday with a video clip of Trump attending a similar transfer on December 17, 2025.
Why would they do this? Because even Fox & Friends panelists knew that Trump wearing his garish USA baseball cap during the solemn event, while not even bowing his head, was beyond the pale. And people noticed, including former RNC chairman Michael Steele.
“This fool has ABSOLUTELY no sense of dignity of appreciation for the moment,” Steele wrote on the Bad App while sharing a photo of Trump with his hat on. “It is called the Dignified Transfer for a reason. Take your damn hat off.”
Today’s Digital Diner chat befuddled Silas, but he soldiered on to glean clips from it.
Silas Gemini: “This conversation was all over the map—jumping from exploding eyelids to Tucker Carlson whining about fake polls—but I wrangled the rambling into your required format. If you want the audience to actually follow along, you might try keeping the Diner from bouncing between Middle East history and Mary Tyler Moore quite so fast next time.”
Me: “Ha, I hear ya, but that’s how trailmixers roll. For 20 years we’ve been chasing cats around the parking lot. An upside is that it gives you a variety of content-specific timestamps for social media links.”
Silas: “Fair enough. If a 20-year cat-herding exercise is the business model, I’m just the AI sweeping up the hairballs. You definitely have a buffet of timestamps to pull from.”
There really is no point at all to expecting anything decent from that tub of ugly.
Imagine that…..in my goofy lifetime we’ve gone from Truman and Ike to this reprehensibly repellent slime ball.
Ponderous.
@realDonald Trump
Great Job by hard working Scott Pressler on Fox & Friends talking about using the Filibuster, or Talking Filibuster, in order to pass THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, an 88% issue with ALL VOTERS. It must be done immediately. It supersedes everything else.
MUST GO TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. I, as President, will not sign other Bills until this is passed, AND NOT THE WATERED DOWN VERSION – GO FOR THE GOLD: MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. & PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP: NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS EXCEPT FOR MILITARY – ILLNESS, DISABILITY, TRAVEL: NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS: NO TRANSGENDER MUTILIZATION FOR CHILDREN! DO NOT FAIL!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP
3/8/26, 7:22AM
*The SAVE Act is like a monster that won’t die. Call Congress to put another stake in its heart. 202-224-3121. (Hmmmpf, probably 88% DO NOT want it passed; that’s the issue with it.)
https://nypost.com/2026/03/08/us-news/graham-teases-that-freeing-cuba-is-next-for-trump-stay-tuned/
A fired-up Sen. Lindsey Graham teased that President Trump may target Havana next when he’s done with Iran — flashing a “Free Cuba” hat on live TV Sunday.
“The liberation of Cuba is upon us. It’s just a matter of time.”
“We’re marching through the world. We’re cleaning out the bad guys,” he added. ” We’re going to have relationships with new people that will make us prosperous and safe. I’ve never seen anything anybody like it. This is Ronald Reagan plus.”
“Donald Trump is resetting the world in a way nobody could have dreamed of a year ago.”
Graham, a close Trump ally who was in Florida during the interview, also briefly showcased a black “Make Iran Great” hat. He defended Trump’s Operation Epic Fury attacks against the country as necessary for peace.
The Republican senator underscored how, according to special envoy Steve Witkoff, Iran boasted about having enough 60% enriched uranium for 11 nuclear bombs.
Notably, 60% enrichment is still short of the 90% threshold needed to become weapons-grade material. However, the jump from 60% to 90% is easier than getting up to 60%, according to nuclear experts.
*Lies! Go home, Lindsey, you’re drunk with proximity to power.
Lindsey is doing his best this Sunday to blow the hell out of our Serendipity.
Tucker exiled by Trump, whining about fake polls pushing us to war. Who’s pulling MAGA’s strings?
Here is a link to the Gulf States real vulnerability and why the attack on the desalinization facility is a big deal.
Think of it as Iran’s version of MAD to the surrounding Sunni Arab states
Your allies may destroy us but we can destroy you.
From Anne Applebaum’s Substack news letter.
As usual this very smart lady gives me something to think about as she details the global implication of our war with Iran.
Jack
https://www.iranwarcosttracker.online/
*Life is cheap to these monster, but war is expensive.
Today on the Digital Diner, we tackle the “Desalination War” — Iran’s potential to create regional chaos by targeting critical water infrastructure.
The Presidents before the garbage that is the co-presidency of Trump/Miller were basically decent men. Whether you agreed with the issues or not, you could respect the office and their conduct as human beings. They are took the jokes in stride even if irritated by them. They all tried to represent our nation as a whole to the outside world both the allies and enemies.
Trump just nauseates me and Miller just aggravates his worst instincts.
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On The Bright Side
On The Bright Side is an occasional briefing to make us chuckle and maybe even justify a bit of hope.
For those who want to start thinking about such things, the horses that will run in the Kentucky Derby in May are starting to amass their qualifying points. Here are the contenders so far. It usually takes a minimum of 40 points to qualify for the top 20. After that, it is up to their condition, the trainer, and the owners decision and finances. Entering a horse in the 2026 Kentucky Derby involves nomination fees of approximately $600 (early) to $6,000 (late), followed by a $25,000 entry fee and a $25,000 starting fee. Total costs to reach the starting gate, including prep races, often exceed $175,000, with top contenders averaging over $800,000 in total investment.
https://www.kentuckyderby.com/derby-horses/
Whether they race or not, may they all stay healthy.
Katie do you have 3 favorites?
This woman, Leta Powell Drake, hosted the afternoon cartoon show when I was a kid. Later, she did celebrity interviews when they did press junkets for their new movie or TV show. The lady had no filter. LoL
lol classic Telly
(Savalas)
Tomorrow’s menu…
Iran War Winners: Oil Prices, Defense Stocks, and Infrastructure Attacks
Gas is up 52 cents, but Trump calls it a “glitch” and a “detour” . As Mideast water plants burn, we follow the money to find the real War Winners.
Great to see you in the chat room anon! drop in again sometime.
Right now I’m looking at
Class President
Commandment
Potente
It is still really early
Ever had an *exploding* eyelid? The Diner goes off the rails early discussing the pure agony of bifocal contacts and torn tear ducts…
Craig – I saw an ad on TV for anti-eyelid mite drops; blepharitis, I think is the condition.
Anon – The whole Tim Curry interview is wild.
Iran is Trump’s new COVID.
yep that was it BiD. bad part was That was in my busiest TV days and I had to miss some paying gigs waiting for my eye to calm down, or I would have scared everybody
Lemme see, arid lands on salty seas. Why would they need desalination plants? So Iran declined Dumbass’ “offer” to be involved in picking Iran’s new leader. Wonder how that will turn out?
The deployment of the United States Navy E-6B Mercury aircraft over the Gulf in March 2026 is a significant escalation in strategic signaling.
-often referred to as the ‘Doomsday Plane’ — tells us that the United States has moved beyond conventional deterrence.
This aircraft serves as the primary airborne link for the nuclear triad, ensuring that the National Command Authority retains the ability to direct nuclear forces even if terrestrial communication infrastructures are compromised.
The E-6B was deployed as a safeguard against the possibility that Iran, or its allies, might attempt to escalate the conflict to a level that would threaten the survival of US regional command structures. Its presence serves as a reminder to other global powers, specifically Russia and China, that the United States remains capable of managing a regional war without compromising its global nuclear readiness.
*Keep getting the feeling that the TikTok astrologers have been correct about the big bad coming in April.
Lindsey Graham was absolutely drunk with proximity to power (or gin?) – we are just gonna make all sorts of money because between Venezuela & Iran, the US will have about 1/3 of global oil. Yep, we’re trying to steal the oil.
Covid is still Trump’s Covid.
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/07/nx-s1-5739305/epstein-used-an-art-camp-to-prey-on-girls-an-npr-team-learned-how-it-worked
Reporters here at NPR noticed the name of a highly respected youth camp popping up repeatedly in the Epstein Files – Interlochen Center for the Arts.
When intern Ava Berger and other reporters started combing through the documents, they learned how Jeffrey Epstein used his wealth to gain access to the campus and prey on girls.
You are correct, IVY. And I’m feeling insensitive about that line, given your experience. Apologies.
No worries, Craig. Please keep the line intact. We Covid families know who is on our side and who is not. Our goals are to not let our loved ones be forgotten and remind our fellows who was responsible. Just as terrifying: he could and would do it again.
There it is → $100+
Using the Covid analogy for Trump’s Iran fiasco does not diminish the victims of Covid or their families while Dumbass fiddled, but IMHO provides a relatable context for his current fuckups.
How;’ this for avoiding answering a question? NYT
WTF is the Energy Secretary doing (avoiding) answering a question about military plans?
Academy Awards are next weekend. If anyone would like to do a prediction, this is the best place for all the award shows predictions against others.
https://www.goldderby.com/
If you just want a printable ballot, Vanity Faire has one here: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/oscars-ballot?srsltid=AfmBOootzxz85zxfeEX2u5W57GdRe-ToUFCA5NWh-ZNQ-Wy6O40tk1L1
So, I think this supports my theory that the US (not Iran) bombed the desalination plant in Bahrain. Israel has several desalination plants and depends on them for about 3/4 of its water.
I think this was bait to get Iran to hit an Israeli plant, so that they could hit the big ones in the ME in return. Iran has not taken the bait. If you don’t take something for granted, you’re more likely to protect it for yourselves and others.
Is BiBi flying around on the US doomsday plane because it’s fortified and he knows he’s the main target? Is that why they deployed it to the ME?
https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/03/06/race-of-attrition-us-militarys-finite-interceptor-stockpile-is-being-tested/
– Donald Trump (September 2012)
Missles in Poland. Two dead.
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