Puppy Love

By PatD, a Trail Mix Contributor

Toby

Thursday was National Puppy Day and the Trail was remiss. However, those cute but not so cuddly Congress critters, in their scampering about and messes made, left us enough today to ponder puppy love and its ephemeral infatuation with the untrained and unrestrained. The first few stanzas of Linda Harnett’s poem so well describes the silliness:

I had a little puppy,
It piddled on the floor,
And every time I mopped it up,
It piddled even more.

He didn’t get the message,
I tried to teach in vain,
He didn’t give much notice,
Oops, there he goes again.

Another little puddle,
To mop up once again,
The place is in a guddle,
When will he ever learn.

I chase him round with papers,
To lead him to the door,
I have to watch his every move,
In case he leaves me more.

And just when I had given up,
On such a hopeless case,
He scampered to the door then,
Panic etched upon his face.

At last we turned the corner,
With help from God above,
And looking back I realise why,
They call this Puppy Love.

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“I’m gonna send Trumpy the selfie my microwave just took of me while I was popping this corn.” (Corey)

 

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sjwny

Today is the 106th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire.

 

sjwny

So many Presidents had dogs, and there is the oft’ told tale of Lincoln playing with kittens as a “break” from all the Civil War news. Apparently #45 has no pet (well, four-legged.) Should pet ownership & the ability to show compassion/responsibility it entails be a campaign issue? This plays into mental health.

I grew up with cats & had an albino parakeet who was smarter than most humans. He could talk, whistle, & as God-is-my-witness, count. I would have voted for him anyday.

 

sjwny

patd,

Andrew Frickin’ Johnson! Explains so much. Polk was an odd duck.

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#45 doesn’t care about anything except himself. He will say whatever he has to depending on the audience in front of him. If a certain line succeeds, well, that’s policy.  When it fails, next stop on the tour, please. The Republicans chose a bizarro-world Barrymore.

Pogo

Congrats to Corey. The caption was brilliant.

My “puppy” is 11 – will be 12 on her unofficial birthday of Independence Day (actual date of birth is not known). She had a beautiful, although brisk, day in the back yard.

I like the idea of calling any legislation the Cheeto Jesus backs called the trumpDONTcare [insert name of act here – e.g. Yule Tax Cut For My 1% Buds] Act.

Jamie44

Good article from the WSJ.  The far right gained office by ginning up resentment.  Not so good at the governing part
The ObamaCare Republicans
The GOP right blows up its best chance to reform government.

Pogo

Ok, can’t get edit to work, so…the name should have been “trumpDONTcare YUUUGGGE Tax Cut For My 1%Buds Act.”

Blue Bronc

notes from a long morning – up very early  Happy Maryland Day #45* may have learned a lesson this week, but I doubt it.  He knows everything there is to know and it was everybody else who failed #45* cannot own a pet, human or otherwise.  He lacks the ability to care about anyone or anything besides himself Speaker Ryan has a serious problem.  The Republicans and republicans are no longer following him.  His act of writing the kill American health care and give the 1% a tax cut in secret lost his leadership role. The Dems have an opportunity… Read more »

Blonde Wino

Ms. Bologna, a now retired working dog, approves of any day devoted to dogs.  She turns 13 this year.

Internet outage here and big winds, so I have some catching-up. But, I found this huffpo piece about the pecker at the nat’l enquirer helping throw yet another trump fired supporter under the (access hollywood) bus for trump. The original fake news provider outs the sperm donor of fake news.

Blonde Wino

this pains the wino, but nunes and putin plonk.  Dumping unfine wine on russian citizens.   their politics nationalistic, their crappy wine global.

Blonde Wino

I checked my Obamacare silver plan this morning…no explosion, smoke or fire…just a bit tarnished.

craigcrawford

added rest of poem above Pat, somehow I had chopped it off, sorry about that. always dangerous when posting with my phone

craigcrawford

Pet rock definitely the best. Trouble with this one is the dog is better looking.

I’m with BB no living pets for Pussy Grabber

Sturgeone

Hell, even Hitler loved his doggie……

Pogo

My knucklehead.

Typical pose

Sturgeone

National puppy day

Sturgeone

This puppy knows nothing!

Jamie44

Part of what I would love investigated is the original sources for a whole lot of the Hillary negative crap circulated, retweeted, and bounced around thousands of times came from Russia, Macedonia, and all other manipulators of Assange material that then got echoed and reechoed by the Bernie Bros.  There was no way a Clinton supporter could correct all the crap and many of them are still at it.  I’ve gotten to the point that it is an automatic channel switch whenever Sanders fame grubbing, money raking face appears on TV telling the Democratic party, that he doesn’t belong to, what to… Read more »

awwwwSturg you and your pup are so cute

There is nothing for Dems to cooperate with Pussy Grabber

TravisC

Yes! Gonzaga goes to its first ever Final Four!

Go Zags!

Sturgeone

Flynn might be a flipper…..this could be fun……

craigcrawford

Wildcats all the way!

sjwny

Mr. Sturgeone is a fine looking fella.

 

TravisC

Oregon takes down Kansas to win the Midwest Regional. So now we have Gonzaga and Oregon on their way to Phoenix.

Groovy!