‘Helluva Campaign Message’: Stephen Colbert Torches Trump’s ‘Bizarre’ New Video (msn.com)
“I will bring darkness upon the Earth, blocking out all the life-giving warmth, driving the animals to stark madness.”
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‘Helluva Campaign Message’: Stephen Colbert Torches Trump’s ‘Bizarre’ New Video (msn.com)
“I will bring darkness upon the Earth, blocking out all the life-giving warmth, driving the animals to stark madness.”
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Pets, zoo animals, political candidates and cable news anchors all exhibited odd behavior related to the solar eclipse, Stephen shares the details of his earthquake experience, an Italian volcano is blowing smoke rings, and the former president claims he raised $50 million in one night.
kimmel’s take
We had a Total Solar Eclipse today, people were lining up all across the country to buy viewing glasses, Biden put out an official White House message warning us not to look up, Team Trump used the Eclipse to make a point on Truth Social, Marjorie Taylor Greene posted about the earthquake in New York and eclipse, Trump accepted an award on behalf of his wife Melania who was too busy to attend, he is working hard to reimagine his official stance on abortion, there is a new app that uses A.I. to determine if you have an STI, and we headed out to Hollywood Blvd to ask people “What is an Eclipse?”
campaign messages from 1840 to 2024 proclaimed by the various political parties and candidates at the time from
List of U.S. presidential campaign slogans – Wikipedia
[for example looking back 20+ years how things have changed]
2000
“Leadership for the New Millennium” – Al Gore presidential campaign
“Prosperity and Progress” – alternative slogan of the Al Gore presidential campaign
“Compassionate Conservatism” – George W. Bush presidential campaign
“Reformer with Results” – George W. Bush presidential campaign
2004
Republican Party candidates
“A Safer World and a More Hopeful America” – George W. Bush presidential campaign
Democratic Party candidates
“A Stronger America” – John Kerry campaign
“Let America Be America Again” – John Kerry presidential campaign alternative slogan
“Dean for America” – Howard Dean campaign slogan
Libertarian Party candidates
“Lighting the fires of Liberty, one heart at a time” – used by Michael Badnarik’s campaign
2008
Democratic Party candidates
“Yes We Can” – Barack Obama campaign chant, 2008
“We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.” – 2008 U.S. presidential campaign rallying cry of Barack Obama during the Democratic convention in Denver.
“Change We Can Believe In.” – 2008 US presidential campaign slogan of Barack Obama
“Change We Need.” and “Change.” – 2008 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Barack Obama during the general election.
“Fired up! Ready to go!” – Barack Obama campaign chant, 2008
“Hope” – 2008 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Barack Obama during the general election.
“Ready for change, ready to lead” – Hillary Clinton campaign slogan, also “Big Challenges, Real Solutions: Time to Pick a President,” “In to Win,” “Working for Change, Working for You,” and “The strength and experience to make change happen.”[22]
Republican Party candidates
“Country First” – 2008 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of John McCain
“Reform, prosperity and peace” – 2008 U.S. presidential motto of John McCain.[23][24][failed verification]
Independent candidates
“People Fighting Back”, and “We’ll fight back” – Ralph Nader campaign slogan
Libertarian Party candidates
“Liberty for America” – used by Bob Barr’s campaign
Everyone on the right and the left wanted it overturned. I call BS. His Pilate impression will be roundly panned by the critics. Charlie Sikes is doing a good job of discussing it.
Now I gotta go see the Dumbass as the moon blotting out the light of the sun. Is it some kind of Tim Burton Sleepy Hollow campaign ad?
good pun, yesterday, patd 🤯
My first read this morning is on a topic that I’ve always thought should matter — Trump’s chaotic Cabinet turnovers.
Washington Post: “Former president Donald Trump saw more turnover in his Cabinet than any other recent president, and it’s not close. About three-quarters of Trump’s initial Cabinet picks were gone by the end of his four years in office, while only a handful have left Biden’s almost 3½ years in. Only five officials have left Biden’s so far, whereas more than 20 departed Trump’s.”
Turnover creates enormous amounts of disruption, said Max Stier, CEO of the Partnership for Public Service. “It’s not just a single person turning over, but a large number of other people as dominoes fall from the boss leaving,” Stier said. “That means that the people inside the organization don’t have clarity around what the priorities are to achieve because leadership is setting the strategic direction.”
The Independent did a nice little piece on the Pumpkin head eclipse ad. I particularly like this part:
Most important moment in human history? Please. Apparently he was the Dumbest son of a bitch in his history classes, too.
Craig – that is a whole lot of people seeing Loony Toons up close and personal.
So Dumbass lost another attempt to delay the NY hush money election interference case yesterday in a one sentence order. Bwahahahahahah.
Poor Hunter is table scraps compared to this guy…
NYTimes: As Kushner’s Investment Firm Steps Out, the Potential Conflicts Are Growing
“Jared’s success with foreign funds leads to the question of what dealings he was having with them while he was still in the administration,” former Trump National Security Adviser John Bolton said.
free link..
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/09/us/politics/jared-kushner-affinity-partners.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jE0.kPXe.P5VRhdKSVXzn&smid=em-share
CNN
13 position shifts on abortion in 25 years. Impressive.
Pumpkin Head has had many awful makeup jobs, but yesterday’s among the worst
It is like he was trying to do blackface. Another racist dog whistle? The campaign pays $14,000 a month for Melania’s wardrobe and makeup, you’d think he could do pumpkinhead on the side
Darn…..I was thinking Sherwin-Williams Turkey Turd Tan #1703
From Politico: Trump’s abortion moving target:
In 1999, on NBC’s Meet the Press: “I am very pro-choice. I hate the concept of abortion,” he said. “I just believe in choice.”
In 2011, while considering a White House run, he told CPAC that he was pro-life.
In 2016, while running for president, he told MSNBC’s Chris Matthews that there should be “some form of punishment” for the women who get abortions.
In 2018, he vowed to overturn Roe v. Wade and advocated for a 20-week national abortion ban.
Bink, Sudan Brown is spot on, for a lot of reasons
Bink… Sturg…. LMAO!
The eclipse was fun. It was 94% here. What surprised me was how much sunlight there was.
I have twin nieces… one lives in northern NH… the other on Lake Champlain just north of Burlington Vt. A bunch of relatives made the trek to the Vt house. They all posted some fantastic pics on FB.
Yeah… I thought trump looked more orange than usual yesterday… his face looked like baby shit.
MT Greene lays out list of grievances against Speaker Johnson amid ouster threat.
I wonder if she thinks she can replace Johnson? If Trump gets on board it could happen.
https://thehill.com/homenews/4581878-marjorie-taylor-greene-mike-johnson-letter/
Trump-endorsed senate candidate says nursing home residents should not be able to vote.
Yet another reason why Republicans will never retake the Senate with Trump picking the candidates.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/senate-candidate-trump-nursing-home-vote-b2525637.html
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/08/politics/rfk-jr-new-york-biden-trump/index.html
“A New York-based campaign official for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is pitching Republican voters to support his independent presidential bid by arguing that Kennedy will help Donald Trump defeat Joe Biden if he’s on the ballot in New York.”
And…RFKJ wants to help plunge the world into tRUMPsky’s dark hellscape.
“The only way that Trump [has even a] remote possibility of taking New York is if Bobby is on the ballot. If it’s Trump vs. Biden, Biden wins. Biden wins six days, seven days a week. With Bobby in the mix, anything can happen,” Palma said in a video of the meeting with Republicans in New York viewed by CNN.”
“Rita Palma, who has identified herself as the Kennedy campaign’s state director in New York, has repeatedly made the case, including in a meeting with Empire State Republicans, that efforts to put Kennedy on the ballot in New York will help “get rid of Biden,” which she called her “No. 1 priority,” and make it easier for Trump to win the historically Democratic state.”
“Palma confirmed to CNN the legitimacy of the video.”
“In a statement to CNN, Kennedy campaign spokesperson Stefanie Spear downplayed Palma’s role in the campaign and said her comments do not reflect the campaign’s strategy.” <— Fried baloney!
Bobby-the-baby is ticked off because he couldn’t be on the Dem ballot. His ‘roid rage is showing.
It’s polls, but from last October Biden has had a 9 point advantage over Dumbass with Bobby’s votes considered and a 10-12 point between Joe and Dumbass, without Bobby in. New Yorkers aren’t as stupid as Rita Palma.
https://www.270towin.com/2024-presidential-election-polls/new-york
Turkey Turd Tan Adolf (thanks Sturg) must be too cheap to hire a decent graphic artist.
That was the cheesiest-looking ad, despite the nasty threat behind it.
Who was responsible for creating it? Does dil-Laura have another sideline in addition to siphoning money from the RNC, and calling the hogs in for slop with her singing?
Glad everyone had a good time yesterday. We’ll be ready for the next one in Iceland.
I once had a kitten that shat that color. All liquid.
hemorrhoids
https://www.axios.com/2024/04/09/america-politics-divided-polarization-data
Yes, deep divisions exist on some topics. But on almost every topic of monthly outrage, it’s a fringe view — or example — amplified by the loudest voices on social media and politicians driving it.
No, most Christians aren’t white Christian nationalistswho see Donald Trump as a God-like figure. Most are ignoring politics and wrestling with their faith.
No, most college professors aren’t trying to silence conservatives or turn kids into liberal activists. Most are teaching math, or physics, or biology.
No, most kids don’t hate Israel and run around chanting, “From the river to the sea.” On most campuses, most of the time, students are doing what students have always done.
No, most Republicans don’t want to ban all abortionsstarting at conception. No, most Democrats don’t want to allow them until birth.
No, immigrants who are here illegally aren’t rushing to vote and commit crimes. Actual data show both rarely happen — even amid a genuine crisis at the border.
No, most people aren’t fighting on X. Turns out, the vast majority of Americans never tweet at all.
No, most people aren’t cheering insults on Fox News and MSNBC in the evening. Turns out, less than 2 percent of Americans are even watching.
Reality check: But our politics are hopelessly divided, Jim and Mike! You’re naive!
Yes, current politics, and particularly the House, seem hopelessly dysfunctional. But this flows in part from majorities so narrow that fringe figures can hijack institutions, again particularly the House, and render them dysfunctional.
The actual dysfunction runs much deeper for structural reasons, such as redistricting, low voter turnout in off-year elections and geographic sorting (Democrats in cities, Republicans in rural areas).
What has changed is political activism invading everything, from football to beer to Target. Here, too, most normal people just drink, watch football, and shop —without giving a damn about the politics of it all.
This fringe nonsense plays out in the social media bubble before oozing into our lives.
Ivy, I vote Iceland, too!
Maybe some northern lights action and possibly some lava flow in addition to the August 2026 total solar eclipse.
Ivy… thank you for that Axios article!
I too am tired of how everything has turned political… and I’m a political junkie.
I can only imagine what the average person feels about it all at this point.
Add Arizona For Biden.
Arizona Supreme Court Revives 160-year-old abortion ban.
Voters will have a chance to weigh in on the issue, as abortion rights groups place a constitutional amendment on the November ballot.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/arizona-supreme-court-ruling-abortion-ban-rcna146915?s=03
UVA Prof. Larry Sabato: “Back to 1864! Arizona just became a bit less of a swing state this fall. Maybe a lot more than “a bit”. Big plus for Biden and Dem Senate candidate Ruben Gallego.”
Biden pounces. I like pointing out this is a law that was passed before women could vote!
Make that trip to Iceland if you can. I’ve chased natural phenomena before and can tell you that it is worth the effort. I led a group of Outward Bound students up to a high meadow on Mt. Cadillac (Mount Desert Island, ME) to watch the Perseids meteor shower when I lived in NH/ME in the late 80s and went up Northern NH when I lived there to see the Aurora Borealis on one of those rare occasions when they were visible that far south. I never got to see the Northern Lights anymore but do go out during the more dramatic meteor shower peak nights in August and December and look up to see “stars” fall. Shit like that stays in my memory and makes me happy I got off my otherwise lazy ass and went to see that stuff.
Can’t wait to see how Kari Lake tries to spin that shit positively. She’s really going to endear herself to women in AZ or to the Dumbass nuts there, but certainly not to both.
in case you missed jon stewart last night here’s a critique of it and other late night shows last night:
Jon Stewart on US support of Israel: ‘America knows this is wrong’ | Late-night TV roundup | The Guardian
and here’s the show
Jon Stewart checks in on the war in Gaza and interrogates how America’s purported values stack up against its support of Israel. Plus, Ronny Chieng and Grace Kuhlenschmidt report from the eclipse’s path of totality with startling different reports
Biden ad running in 7 battleground states. Luv the tag line: “Trump Did This”..
Trump’s “state’s rights” abortion policy now includes Arizona’s 5-year prison sentence for doctors.
Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ): “This is going to criminalize doctors for doing their jobs. It’s going to have a devastating effect on the health and freedom of women in Arizona. It’s going to put lives at risk.”
both, madam speaker emerita
Saw that ad this morning. “Trump Did This” – it’s a great ad. Direct, pithy, powerful.
Whatever Trump does or fails to do, it causes someone, somewhere, to lose their life.
Kari Lake disavows Arizona abortion ban ruling
Too late baby, you’re on tape for banning abortion nearly as much as Trump — and you’re on record saying the 160-year-old near-total ban this ruling upholds is a “good law” and an “example for other states”
https://www.axios.com/2024/04/09/kari-lake-arizona-abortion-ban
@JoeBiden: Trump did this.
Looks like they have an all-purpose slogan
Biden ad: “Fox News puts Trump’s face next to headline of Arizona Supreme Court upholding near-total abortion ban from 1864”
This was the Speaker of the House for AZ when their abortion law was passed, which is now in effect. 3 days after the legislative session ended, Jones married a 15 year old girl. He was 49. From the grave, he has decided reproductive rights for women in Arizona, thanks to Trump.
Wow this was quick…
Craig, can you rush $10 to help us pass a Constitutional Amendment to protect and expand abortion access in Arizona?
The Arizona Supreme court just upheld a near TOTAL abortion ban dating back to 1864.
𝐖𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 $𝟏𝟎𝟎,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐧𝐚.
Please, rush anything you can spare right now: https://accessaz.org/3mdtBv
– Arizona for Abortion Access
https://www.texastribune.org/2024/04/09/ted-cruz-campaign-finance-complaint-podcast/
“U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz is facing a formal campaign finance complaint over money sent from the company that syndicates his podcast to a political action committee supporting his reelection bid.”
“The complaint, filed Tuesday with the Federal Election Commission, alleges Cruz may have improperly directed radio distribution and marketing firm iHeartMedia to send over $630,000 to the Truth and Courage PAC, a group dedicated to Cruz’ reelection effort. The amount would exceed the $5,000 limit an officeholder is permitted to solicit for a super PAC.”
“End Citizens United and the Campaign Legal Center filed the complaint and are seeking a formal FEC investigation into the payments.”
“The complaint also asserts the payments were improperly reported as “other receipts” rather than campaign contributions. “Other receipts” is generally reserved for interest or income on assets already owned by a PAC.”
“By soliciting or directing $630,850.08 of iHeartMedia’s corporate funds to or on behalf of TCP in connection with his 2024 election, Cruz appears to have brazenly violated these federal campaign finance laws,” the complaint reads.
“The Campaign Legal Center filed another complaint against Cruz in 2022 when iHeartMedia picked up his podcast, asserting it violated rules barring lobbyists from giving gifts to senators. The company, headquartered in San Antonio, spent over $4 million in lobbying that year.”
“Cruz is also the highest-ranking Republican on the Senate Commerce Committee, which oversees communications, media and broadcasting.”
“Cruz contends that he makes no money from the thrice-weekly podcast and that he volunteers his time as would any guest speaker on network news. The Senate Ethics Committee informed the Campaign Legal Center last February that it had found Cruz had not acted improperly.”
“But Cruz’s claim appeared to be contradicted earlier this year when Forbes and The Houston Chronicle reported on the company’s payments to the Truth and Courage PAC.”
“Truth and Courage PAC states on its website that its “focus is ensuring that Ted Cruz is re-elected to the United States Senate in 2024.” The group has raised and spent over $7 million since its creation, including over $2 million raised in this election cycle. The group works independently from Cruz’ campaign and is legally barred from coordinating strategy with him.”
“Cruz is facing a competitive race against U.S. Rep. Colin Allred, D-Dallas, who has raised over $21 million in his bid to unseat Cruz.”
omg, it looks like Plumpty’s punim.
Losing Arizona…
When asked specifically about a response to the AZ Supreme Court abortion ruling, Trump Campaign National Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt said:
“President Trump could not have been more clear. These are decisions for people of each state to make.”
Now if Mikey Johnson was speaker of AZ way back when his choice of “son” would be interesting. He might not want to marry a fifteen year old girl. He does want a “son” though. Father and son do not need to remember age, does not matter.
New York Magazine: Florida Clinics and Funds Prepare for ‘Catastrophic’ Abortion Ban
https://www.thecut.com/article/florida-abortion-clinics-funds-prepare-six-week-ban.html?utm_source=tw&utm_campaign=nym&utm_medium=s1&s=03
David Axelrod: “This could not be more of a disaster for the Republican Party. At a minimum this takes AZ out of the battleground column and into Lean Democratic because there is going to be a massive turnout for the abortion-rights amendment” (CNN)
More Axe: “This is an earthquake. Those electoral votes in Arizona could be the ones that tip the election” (CNN)
Republican family values 🤮
Author of the Day;
Another of “The Usual Suspects
F. Scott Fitzgerald
THE PAT HOBBY STORIES,
THE CRACK-UP,
and then The Collected Short Stories, such as “Diamond as Big as the Ritz” and “The Birthday Party”.
For a story of the last few years of his life writing for the movies for peanuts in Hollywood from the lady who shared that time with him there is
BELOVED INFIDEL,
by Sheila Graham and Gerold Frank, which was also made into a movie in ‘59.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/09/politics/witnesses-secret-trump-classified-documents/index.html
“A federal judge decided Tuesday that the names of potential witnesses in the classified documents case against Donald Trump will remain secret…”
“After months of arguing over what pieces of information in court filings should stay redacted, Judge Aileen Cannon agreed with special counsel Jack Smith’s office that releasing names and other identifying information could put them at risk.”
I mighta coulda did dat.
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2024/04/eclipse-panic-eyes-hurt/678002/?utm_campaign=atlantic-daily-newsletter&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20240409&utm_term=The+Atlantic+Daily
Greenland might be fun. Or Spain. Russia, nyet.
https://www.cnn.com/world/next-total-solar-eclipse-2044-scn/index.html
Also to include with F. Scott
TENDER IS THE NIGHT.
A lot of Zelda in there.
https://www.thefitzgeraldmuseum.org/
Montgomery 🙄. F. Scott and Zelda lasted over a year there? Impressive. Been there ….
NEW THREAD
Arizona officials say no doctor, no patient, will be prosecuted under the Arizona draconian law just resurrected.
What is going to happen to both Netanyahu and Trump, both desperately trying to avoid prison. Netanyahu is more likely headed to prison eventually, as when he is thrown out of office he will face fraud and bribery charges which will be hard to dismiss. Trump will be headed off to the stripey hole if he loses the election, which he SHALL!
Joe Biden has been a great President but for still promoting the IDF’s civilian targeted bombings. Soon this must end. I am for Joe Biden for President all the way. Trump really has no chance. Trump belongs in prison.
Good to see you here, Dexter.