62 thoughts on “April”

  1. April is the cruellest month, breeding
    Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
    Memory and desire, stirring
    Dull roots with spring rain.

    t.s. eliot – the waste land

  2. for sturge

    The fastest growing religious group in the United States are “Nones” – as in no religion at all – and it’s time they get a holiday of their own.

  3. Judge undercuts key Fox News defense as he sends Dominion suit to trial – The Washington Post

    A judge undercut key arguments in Fox News’s defense against a $1.6 billion defamation suit Friday, ruling the network cannot dispute that it aired false, harmful statements about an election-technology company when the case goes to trial next month.
    The decision by Delaware Superior Court Judge Eric M. Davis to reject requests from Fox News and parent company Fox Corporation to dismiss the case had been widely anticipated.
    But legal experts said the specific ruling was a blow for Fox — and an encouraging sign going into trial for Dominion Voting Systems, which argues that Fox unfairly smeared it with wild allegations about its role in the 2020 election.
    […]
    The trial is scheduled to begin on April 17 in Wilmington, Del.

  4. Whan that April with his showres soote The droughte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veine in swich licour, Of which vertu engendred is the flowr; Whan Zephyrus eek with his sweete breethe Inspired hath in every holt and heethe The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne Hath in the Ram his halve cours …

  5. Is it an April Fools’ prank, or just a weird product? (msn.com)

    Be on high alert for April Fools’ Day jokes and pranks today, including fake product announcements.

    The big picture: April 1 is a good day to have some trust issues.

    • In 2021, Volkswagen announced a few days before April Fools’ that it was changing its name to Voltswagen, only to admit that it was a prank.

    Yes, but: Some products that sound like pranks turn out to be real.

    • When we heard Nissin Foods launched “Cup Noodles Breakfast” at Walmart this week, we immediately were suspicious of the limited-edition product that “blends ramen with your favorite breakfast flavors, including pancakes, maple syrup, sausage and eggs.”
    • But Nissin Foods confirmed to Axios that the product is indeed for sale at 3,000 select Walmart stores and online.

    Also not a joke: The Van Leeuwen limited-run Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream, which Axios NW Arkansas co-author Worth Sparkman recently taste-tested.

    Be smart: Trust nobody Saturday, especially not the pranksters in your family or sneaky coworkers.

  6. I’m not an atheist.    I don’t know enough for that either.   So I guess I’m a Don’tKnowist.  
     

    But whatever it is I am, it’s got nothing to do with a church, any church. Except maybe the First Church of the Wholly Sturgeone which meets very infrequently. Mostly at tax time and like traffic stops and such.

  7. What April Fools’ Day looks like around the world | CNN

    Much divides us, but one thing that knows no cultural bounds is the human desire to pull some silly, goofy little tricks.

    April Fools’ Day has a shockingly global history, for a holiday devoted fully to mild deception. For some cultures, it’s not even relegated to one day in April, cracking the calendar wide open for multi-seasonal chaos.

    Of course, whether such prankery even crosses your path has more to do with the company you keep than the places you live, but it’s fun to see what other countries are up to when they’re feeling a little Fools-ish. What you do with this information is beyond our control. Take it as inspiration, or as a simple warning that you are never truly safe from April Fools’ thrall.

    In Iran, they’re old pros

    Iran could boast the oldest April Fools’ traditions with its observance of Sizdah Bedar, which also has a prank-playing element. It’s celebrated on the thirteenth day of the Persian New Year (are you sensing a pattern here?), on April 1 or 2. Sizdah Bedar, which is said to have been celebrated as far back as the 5th century BC, is translated as “getting rid of 13,” so it has an appropriately superstitious air. It’s also considered a spring festival, which ties in to some other April Fool’s predecessors, like the ancient Roman celebration of Hilaria.

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  8. sturge, didn’t mean to label you as one.  just remembered some of your past comments on the trail and figured you might agree with bill on some of his. 

    yeah, i waiver between being an agnostic to being a pantheist. 

  9. Yeah i agree with Mr Bill on a number of things and i guess he’s just being silly about having a day for the non-religious but he does have a point there.    I can see the number of church-goers dwindling.
    I blame that on Nietzsche,
    or maybe the internets.  
    Or something…..hell, I I don’t know.

  10. Ivy I believe you’re right.   I know i never seek to know what someone believes, spirit-wise.  Decent peoples is decent peoples.   The others can, um…. well, you know…..
     

  11. And Pat, you can label me anything you want to–just don’t label me late for supper     😎

  12. “Religion is for those who are afraid of hell. Spirituality is for those who’ve been there.”

  13. Somebody on the internets:

    2) Hell is other people
    No, this does not mean other people are the worst and you should hide yourself in a dark, lonely room so that you don’t have to put up with them. The line comes from a 1944 existentialist play by French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre called Huis Clos, or No Exit. In the play, three people are trapped in Hell — which is a single room — and ultimately, while confessing their sins to one another, end up falling into a bizarre love triangle.
    The confinement of the characters extends beyond their physical holding room: they are trapped by the judgments of their cellmates. That’s why one of the characters says, “Hell is other people” — because of how we are unable to escape the watchful gaze of everyone around us. “By there mere appearance of the Other,” says Sartre in Being and Nothingness, “I am put in the position of passing judgment on myself as on an object, for it is as an object that I appear to the Other.”
    Sartre offered a clarification about his much misunderstood phrase:

    “Hell is other people” has always been misunderstood. It has been thought that what I meant by that was that our relations with other people are always poisoned, that they are invariably hellish relations. But what I really mean is something totally different. I mean that if relations with someone else are twisted, vitiated, then that other person can only be hell. Why? Because … when we think about ourselves, when we try to know ourselves … we use the knowledge of us which other people already have. We judge ourselves with the means other people have and have given us for judging ourselves.

    As Rugnetta explains: “Hell is other people because you are, in some sense, forever trapped within them, subject to their apprehension of you.”
     
     

  14. Your Honor, he said, “Blah-Blah-Blah!”
    –Lenny Bruce

    “If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”
    – Lenny Bruce

    Yah, it’s one o’ them mawnin’s

  15. To hold the fifties in remembrance today I’m wearing my white socks and penny-loafers.   
    And I may wear a white shirt with the cuffs rolled twice and the collar turned up. I’d take some Vitalis and grease back the hair, but there’s neither grease nor hair around here.

  16. I think dwindling religiosity is probably due to a simple realization.

    If you view the Earth as a single entity watched over and judged by a God/s who needs to be worshipped and placated, then a religion of some sort.

    As science proves the earth is one tiny speck on an outer arm of a galaxy among galaxies, it is difficult to conceive of a God/s watching over every single second of your life and actions.  Spirituality has room for believing in a creative force or rejecting that some form of atheism.  

    Of course, that places the burden of behavior on the individual not threatened by Hell.  Good people are good people.  Bad people are bad people and the only law is the Golden rule.  All else is commentary.

     

  17. Also, some people are going back to acknowledging nature  in lieu of patriarchal, organized religion.  

    ps – Science

  18. Hell I might even look to see if i can find The Lawrence Welk show on tv some where. 

  19. think I’ve already posted this… but it’s most appropriate this morning…
     
     

  20. https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/01/politics/medicaid-termination-states/index.html

    “Millions of Americans are at risk of losing their Medicaid coverage in coming months, but residents in Arizona, Arkansas, Idaho, New Hampshire and South Dakota will be the first to bear the brunt of the terminations.”

    “States have been barred by Congress from winnowing their Medicaid rolls since the Covid-19 pandemic began. That prohibition ends on Saturday, and some states are moving much more swiftly than others to kick off those deemed ineligible for the public health insurance program for low-income Americans.”

    “The five states will start cutting off coverage in April, followed by 14 more states in May and 20 additional states plus the District of Columbia in June. All states must complete their redeterminations over the next 14 months.”

    No joke

  21. A few years back a scientist claimed he found the God gene and for me it best explained religion as I observed it. For me I have never understood how anybody can believe in God, for some years in my youth I tried to fake it, you know fit in. Then I did the rebellion thing and went full arguing atheist. Then as I grew older I’ve just stood around with a puzzled look on my face mumbling “I don’t understand”
    I dislike the term Atheist because of the loaded baggage it carries. So I tend to say I’m a nonbeliever. So I guess, I did not inherit the God gene. If the God gene exists and I’m doubtful.
    Jack

  22. So this day we celebrate the antic of the mythological trickster, be it Loki, Reynard the fox or for our world Mr Coyote.
    From wiki

    Tricksters, as archetypal characters, appear in the myths of many different cultures. Lewis Hyde describes the trickster as a “boundary-crosser”. The trickster crosses and often breaks both physical and societal rules: Tricksters “violate principles of social and natural order, playfully disrupting normal life and then re-establishing it on a new basis.”
    Often, this bending or breaking of rules takes the form of tricks or thievery. Tricksters can be cunning or foolish or both. The trickster openly questions, disrupts or mocks authority.

    Jack

  23. the internet has made new-age hokum very popular, i have to smile and nod at so much nonsense, these days

  24. “Sometimes it’s better not knowing what people believe.”

    Ivy,  yep since a lot of folks as far as beliefs go only talk but don’t do which makes one wonder if they really believe what they say they believe or are saying it just to please, to get attention, to one-up with self-righteousness, be goodier than thou competitive, to conform or whatever.    in addition to that puzzle, personal labels tend to skew or limit communications. 

  25. the hill on some of stormy quotes in times of london interview:

     “A person in power is not exempt from the law. And no matter what your job is, or what your bank account says, you’re held accountable for the things you’ve said and done, and justice is served.”

    […]

    “It’s vindication,” Daniels said. “But it’s bittersweet. He’s done so much worse that he should have been taken down [for] before. I am fully aware of the insanity of it being a porn star. But it’s also poetic; this pussy grabbed back.”

    […]

    “Whatever the outcome is, it’s going to cause violence, and there’s going to be injuries and death,” Daniels said. “There’s the potential for a lot of good to come from this. But either way, a lot of bad is going to come from it, too.”

  26. got an email this morning from the Nuts people:

    Nuts.com; Introducing The Walmond; A hybrid nut creation from our flavor scientists; Learn More; 50% almond; 50% Walnut

    “learn more” click says april fool and offers a discount on the real nuts

  27. True, Pat. Makes little sense. Some apocalypse in the mix, the reward waits on the other side for belief, devotion (and donations) in the here and now. TFG resonates of “preacher types” they love but whose message he’s superseded. The new gospel is from hell.

  28. Wow! Joe Tapioca (mob name, Joey Pudding) looks and sounds like a mafioso lawyer straight out of Central Casting.  I would expect nothing less than a caricature serving as Orange Adolf’s legal mouthpiece.

    Does anyone remember their mob name from 2006?   I think Craig was 20 Eyes.  I was The Abalone.

  29. So he takes it on the lam, flies to Moscow where he’s set up with his very own Army of Liberation and with a strong 5th column on the ground in america…….see that’s all very Greek.    

  30. BB – I like your name!  There was a mob name generator we used.  I didn’t want to be The Abalone; I wanted to be Clams Casino. Ha!
    However, I named tRUMPsky’s new lawyer Joey Pudding.   I mean, every clip of the guy just screams mob, IMO.
     
    ps – The TV is currently airing a Bible story starring an ex-NRA president, whose hands are now actually cold and dead.  Sorry, not sorry. 

  31. Sturg – I figured he and the fam (them that he’ll allow to board, which based on the his death tax speech might exclude some or all of the kids)  would head the plane to that lucrative sand trap known as Saudi Arabia.  

  32. I just don’t want taxpayers to have to ever, ever pay for his State funeral, so hope he runs far, far away.  

  33. https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2023/03/business/french-bakeries-cnnphotos/

    “But, despite their cherished status, many bakeries are struggling — and some are on the brink of closure — as energy prices and the costs of their ingredients have spiked.”

    “The bill skyrocketed from €900 ($978) in December to €7,500 ($8,146) in January as Chavret renewed her contract. With a government subsidy, her bill would drop to €4,500 ($4,888) per month. That’s still an “unmanageable” increase, she said.”

    They won’t be eating bread or cake. That sounds like price gouging on the part of energy companies to get government money. Macron is not doing a great job.

  34. There is so much going on with sfb finally be indicted and to be arrested.  The other cases weigh on each other.  Judges have egos and you do not want to go the wrong way on one when stroking for relief.  Will there be a request for a gag order?  Will there be a request for passport surrender, probably not considering it is state level.  But, with the felony charge the judge could have restrictions in place, in particular the gag order.  I would expect nothing less considering how the idiot is naming names and requesting viloence.  The best would be some order that if he violates it he gets to enjoy solitude in a concrete condo.

  35. “…solitude in a concrete condo.”
     
    Blue Bronco, you get my vote. 🤣
     

  36. I mean, isn’t there already jury tampering, since there’s been a call to ID and make known the addresses of any future jurors?   This is pure mafioso crap.

  37. https://www.texastribune.org/2023/03/31/nate-paul-ken-paxton/

    “Nate Paul, the Austin real estate developer central to allegations of illegal conduct by Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, has been ordered to jail again after losing an appeal in a fraud case with a nonprofit.”

    “The order found him in contempt of court for lying in district court about money transfers he made that exceeded a court-imposed spending limit.”

    “Paul is central to allegations of corruption made against Paxton by eight of his former top deputies. Those deputies told authorities that Paxton had misused his office to benefit Paul, a friend and donor who had given $25,000 to Paxton in 2018.”

    “The eight top deputies who accused Paxton of corruption were fired or resigned, but their reports spurred an FBI investigation into Paxton that is now being led by the U.S. Department of Justice.”

    “Among the allegations was Paxton’s push to get the attorney general’s office involved in the Mitte Foundation’s lawsuit despite never previously showing interest in cases involving charities. In return, the employees said Paul donated to Paxton’s campaigns, helped him remodel his multimillion dollar home and hired Paxton’s alleged mistress. Paxton is married to state Sen. Angela Paxton, R-McKinney.”

  38. https://www.texastribune.org/2023/03/30/ted-cruz-colin-allred-beto-orourke-senate-2024/

    “U.S. Rep. Colin Allred, D-Dallas, is seriously considering taking on the challenge, The Texas Tribune confirmed. His interest in the race was first reported by The Dallas Morning News.”

    “The NFL linebacker-turned-attorney beat Rep. Pete Sessions, R-Waco, in a highly competitive U.S. House race as part of the blue wave that swept Congress in 2018 in response to Trump. He’s a popular figure among his fellow lawmakers, being elected co-president of his freshman class and chosen again in 2020 to represent newer members to House leadership.”

    “He’s not serious about being a United States senator,” Allred said of Cruz during a podcast interview with political commentators James Carville and Al Hunt, where he suggested the senator was more interested in running for president. “He’s doing three podcasts a week over there. You know, I’m a member of Congress representing Dallas, and I’m pretty busy during the week. I can’t imagine representing 30 million Texans and still having time to do three podcasts a week.”

  39. https://reasonstobecheerful.world/in-nigeria-children-overcome-witchcraft-branding/

    “Two groups take in children ostracized for practicing witchcraft and help them find a path forward.”

    “While there is no official database for children branded as witches in Nigeria, more than 15,000 are estimated to have suffered from the allegation in the country’s Cross River and Akwa Ibom states. (Such allegations have been documented across West Africa.) Orphans, children living with disabilities and sometimes even gifted children are particularly vulnerable. Most end up in the streets. While national law criminalizes child witch branding, the practice continues to swell, with sometimes fatal consequences.”

    “In seeking answers to why they are poor and why things are tough for them, many turn to religion,” Igwe explains, adding that religious leaders have made customers out of these desperate parents. Pastors typically solicit a church donation for “deliverance sessions” like the one Etim experienced. And by claiming that they possess the power to identify witches, they attract more members — which brings in more tithes.”

    “The nonprofit Street Priests, which deploys an army of young volunteers to help street children, says about two out of every three have been labeled a witch. The organization focuses on hunger, education and skills-building…”

  40. “Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.”           – George W. Bush
     

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