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patd
4 years ago

jack, nice.  just the thing for what the day brings.

patd
4 years ago

Chris Wallace (Beck Bennett) moderates the first presidential debate between Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) and Joe Biden (Jim Carrey).

patd
4 years ago

and how they handled the biggest news of the week

patd
4 years ago

Blue Bronc
4 years ago

AP looked at the meta data of the publicity shots of SFB in the hospital, “reading” and ten minutes later “signing”.  Meme was he was getting better and the pics were supposed to be during the day, turns out not hours apart, only minutes. Funny joker that clown is.  No need to link the lies.

Jamie
4 years ago

Jack

Thank you.  A perfect choice in hopes Sunday stays quiet and not too eventful.

 

patd
4 years ago

BB, so what that means is they filmed the latest video of him at the WH (not the hospital) just before the video of him walking to the helicopter on way to walter reid?

other than the questionable videos, is his latest tweet about the stimulus bill actually from him at the hospital?

Blue Bronc
4 years ago

patd – that is one of the thoughts that was circulating on the tubes.  One of the media types took the pic of him “signing” stuff, zoomed in to see the paper was blank except for some scribbles made by a three year old child.
 
Here is a thought:  what if word is sent out from the WH that SFB died.  Then a couple days later he walks out having arisen from the “dead”.  I am sure that much of his cult would fall for it.

blueINdallas
4 years ago

Just saw a dirty ad from team tRUMPsky. No spoken words, just cue cards held by a woman who appears to be of Indian decent (I guess as a counter-point to Kamala?) and it was nothing but nonsense on those cards.   No facts, just inaccurate generalizations.  I hope SFB has a hard go if it, now.  No sympathy.
As they said on SNL, if their places were reversed, tRUMPsky would’ve been at a rally making fun of Joe.
Joe and Kamala can go high, but their surrogates need to go low and clip the mothers. 
 

blueINdallas
4 years ago

Well, he may appear later and yes, the evangelicals will kiss his feet.  Remember when folks wondered if Lil Kim had croaked?  
Jason Sudeikis was missed as Joe.  I wasn’t sure what  Carrey was doing, but it wasn’t an impression of Joe.   Maya, on the other hand, she’s gonna have a full time job for the next four to twelve years.

Blue Bronc
4 years ago

N0w a little something about living in Colorado (or a few other states).  Bear eats pizza.

patd
4 years ago

the ease the bear opened the pizza box means he/she’s well-experienced. didn’t even rip up the box or tear apart the inner paper to get last morsels like  a dog would do.   very tidy.

Bink
4 years ago

Rudy’s still out making the rounds, spreading bile about Dems, and fawning over trump like he’s Kim Jong Il.
 
i’ll party when the vampire gang gets run out of town.

…guy’s like a toothy Nosferatu

tony
4 years ago

JUST IN: Debate Commission WILL Enforce Mask Rules Moving Forward — Wear One Or Get Kicked Out

Bink
4 years ago

“trump’s doing great!”

*pumps him full of experimental drug cocktails*

tony
4 years ago

A Utah boy was bullied by his teacher for having two dads. Here's his message for her.

Daniel has lived with Louis and Josh for six months. But when he mentioned his pending adoption at his elementary school outside Salt Lake City, the teacher “insulted” his family, Daniel said. 
“She first said, ‘Why would you BE happy to be adopted by them?’ And that’s when one of the three kids, ones in my class, they stuck up for me and said let’s stop. But she kept going. And she said, ‘Are you going to be gay?'” Daniel said.
“What was it like to hear the teacher say that there’s something wrong with them?” Dokoupil asked.
“Honestly, I went red. I didn’t like what she said,” Daniel said.
“What does that mean, you went red?” Dokoupil asked.
“I was very mad,” Daniel explained. “Because it isn’t — it’s not right — nice to insult other families, even if you don’t like them. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it.”
Asked what he would say to the teacher now, Daniel said, “I would tell her, ‘You should have made better choices in life.'”

Bink
4 years ago

OMG, the fundraiser in Jersey that trump went to while infected had a BUFFET!!!
 
These republicans are unfathomably stupid.

“The most protected person on the planet” hanging out at buffets🙄

https://theweek.com/speedreads/941613/trump-critics-cant-believe-went-buffet-fundraiser-hours-before-covid19-announcement

blueINdallas
4 years ago

He’s probably on his belly to help him breathe.  Did he have any compassion for others struggling with the virus, or, with BLM?  Nope.  He has time to think about now.  I’d like to see a much-changed heart  walk out of WR in a couple of weeks, but I don’t know if he has the capacity or the will to change.
Rudy & the Repugz will do whatever they need to do to stay in power, because many pardons will need to be handed out.  
If SFB/Barr/DeJoy and Repug governors hadn’t been so blatantly gleeful about shutting down/slowing down votes in as many ways as possible, the early voter turnout would be lower.  If not for SFB and Yertle pushing to replace RBG’s seat with Amy Culty, Dems wouldn’t feel as panicked about voting ASAP…and tRUMPsky and others might not be sick now, 

blueINdallas
4 years ago

The $250,000 donors or the $50,000 got the all-the-virus-you-can-handle buffet?
 

RebelliousRenee
4 years ago

Jack…  nice piece… thanks.
 
Tony…  your 11:16 did it for me.  I was feeling a big guilty about not caring about trump, et all.
But that tweet says it all…..  fuck ’em!

RebelliousRenee
4 years ago

Can’t believe it’s already been 5 years since our last visit to Florida.
 
Today… Rick and I are celebrating our 45th Wedding Anniversary…

Bink
4 years ago

Congrats RR

Bink
4 years ago

btw i honestly think licking a toilet seat is less risky than eating at a buffet

Bink
4 years ago

Damn i wanna play on that.  Great work, Jack👍❤️🇺🇸

tony
4 years ago

Renee
Congrats on 45 years! Amazing. I read Christie’s advice to Trump yesterday, these fucking people are cutthroat! I have no sympathy for any of the Republicans.  5 years it’s been since you were here, wow, so much has happened in that time. 

Jack, the playground is so nice. That beautiful kid is so happy. It’s the simple things in life that are most rewarding. 

Bink, yes, buffets dangerous. I’ve never been a fan of them and now, NEVER.

blueINdallas
4 years ago

If the discharge SFB from WR to finish treatment/convalesce at the WH, it sends the message to his base that the virus isn’t that bad.   He’ll never change.  
Chris Christie is asthmatic.  If you interrupt the free flow of air from an asthmatic, they have a harder time recovering to normal breathing than non-asthmatics.  What a fat, evil bastard. 
No mercy!   Flip the Senate and take back the WH!

blueINdallas
4 years ago

$250,000 to get exposed to COVID. Wow. I hope it was all-inclusive.  

blueINdallas
4 years ago

The COVID buffet.  It’s a meal in itself.

Blue Bronc
4 years ago

Here is a pattern of symptoms for COVID-19.  It is not guaranteed but could be a basic road map.

blueINdallas
4 years ago

Gawd! Team tRUMPsky is now saying that Biden is wearing a mask as a “prop.”
These effing, evil Repugz gotta go!  Gotta go down big!

Bink
4 years ago

They can spin all they want, can tell you after reading countless obits and profiles of infected long-haulers the progression usually goes: infection, fever, bad shit, unexpectedly feeling better, bad shit again, death.

Best case i can imagine for President Patient Zero is like 6 months or more of rehabilitative care, and without the capacity to execute the duties of the office.

Blue Bronc
4 years ago

Bink – that is what I was thinking too.  I just keep hoping for a finale a few days after November 3.

Bink
4 years ago

i want him alive, on the ballot, and thoroughly repudiated (as Jack said a few days back)
 
ok blah blah blah, pardon me✌️

blueINdallas
4 years ago

Musical instruments?!?!

xrepublican
4 years ago

Great Mozart, happy playground, and 45 years of marriage. Damn, it’s good to be alive today.
 

xrepublican
4 years ago

I’m guessing that things will “take a turn for the worse,” that trump will die. Three days later, trump will “miraculously rise from the dead” while flying through the clouds to his funeral, and will proclaim himself to be “Jesus, returned to judge the quick and the dead.”
 
You read it here first.
 
What Jesus really wants of you is a “YUUUJ beyooty full WALL !”

And, your vote. And, your money.

xrepublican
4 years ago

pat toomey (r-PA) will not run again in ’22 for either re-election or governor. 

Pogo
4 years ago

Well,  first things first. 🎉🎊Happy Anniversary Renee & Rick. You’ve got 21 years on me & Mrs. P. Congratulations, and yes, party on. Give Rick my congratulations for not fucking up for such a long time. 

Now, to D’umbass. I don’t care if he lives or dies. My preference leans toward the latter. He’s the number one lying mouthuhfuggrr in the republicon criminal enterprise so screw him. Whether he lives or dies I hope it’s a lengthy, painful process. (Was that too harsh and heartless? I don’t give a shit. Fuck him)

craigcrawford
4 years ago

Happy Anniversary RR and Rick! 

craigcrawford
4 years ago

Headlines from new NBC/WSJ poll (conducted after the debate, 9/30-10/1)

Biden’s national lead among registered voters expands from 8pts to 14pts

Biden 53%

Trump 39%

Was Biden 51%, Trump 43% in Sept poll before debate

blueINdallas
4 years ago

If he’d gotten COVID before his ludicrous debate performance, he might have gotten a bit of sympathy from someone other than those in his base.  

craigcrawford
4 years ago

Trump’s personal assistant tests positive for coronavirus https://t.co/DeNY3ezyfV

tiptoe21
4 years ago

Oh God, he’s escaped Walter Reed! Hopefully he’ll go back for a long time. Two people told me they hope he dies. My son, the doc, and I are just happy to have him NOT talking!

craigcrawford
4 years ago

Today’s Trump fog machine suggests probable pneumonia. Lung scan questions dodged, steroids prescribed, oxygen levels unstable, oxygen supplements administered. My years of  intimate experience with Dad’s several pneumonia bouts eerily similar. Difference is Dad’s could be cured with antibiotics. No cure for Covid induced pneumonia. 

tiptoe21
4 years ago

I’m happy to say that I sent a few bucks to Jaime Harrison.
I hope he beats Lindsay back to the Dark Ages where he belongs!

tiptoe21
4 years ago

trumpity costs us a fortune ALL the time! He was in a caravan lapping Walter Reed! Always has to be the center of any show. Disgusting!

craigcrawford
4 years ago

Now reports are he’s returning to hospital 

tiptoe21
4 years ago

Thank the gods, again,  that he’ll be locked in the hospital.  I hope for a long time!

Pogo
4 years ago

Well, tip, he really went to school and understands it now. So we all should be safe now, right?

craigcrawford
4 years ago

Trump turns his virus into another super spreader MAGA rally. Everyone in that car will now have to quarantine. 

tiptoe21
4 years ago

Pogo, yep of course!

craigcrawford
4 years ago

Walter Reed attending physician Dr. James Phillips:

https://twitter.com/DrPhillipsMD/status/1312867868028141568?s=19

tiptoe21
4 years ago

Good for Dr. James Phillips! He will no longer be the attending. He’ll be fired.
 

Oregon Democrat OD
Oregon Democrat OD
4 years ago

I feel for other patients at Walter Reed who have to hear his moron supporters making noise outside! Every year I drop off my mail ballot at the Salem Courthouse drive-by on Election Day. This year I am turning it in early!🇺🇸

craigcrawford
4 years ago

He’s on steroids that are known to affect judgment, cause delirium. What’s next, nuking Venezuela? 25th AMENDMENT!!!

Sturgeone
4 years ago

Set the Negative Ads free. 

Sturgeone
4 years ago

By the way old dude, now that you’ve done beat up on the covids, what about those white supremacists?

Sturgeone
4 years ago

Old dude just had to have a rest. He was in dire straits.

Sturgeone
4 years ago

Sounds like a Elvis/Dr Nick kind of deal.

craigcrawford
4 years ago

White House identifies 206 people possibly exposed to COVID at Trump fundraiser

https://t.co/AHXwbtVcqm

Sturgeone
4 years ago

When they started marketing amphetamines as “Diet Pills”  they really hit pay dirt.  That was one kinda pill that actually did what they said it would, cause you could damn sure lose some weight mighty quick with a pocket full of black beauties, speckled birds, or green amps.   

Bink
4 years ago

Sweet Lord, he’s a rabid dog, spreading deadly disease for his own vanity.
 
Any genuine rumblings about invocation of the 25th, Mr. C?  in full agreement with you.

Bink
4 years ago

Our President voluntarily turned HIMSELF into a biological weapon he is using against his own people!

Bink
4 years ago

They took away the Raiders from one of the most passionate fan bases in the league?  lol

Sturgeone
4 years ago

Only Raider I know is Lyle Alzado.

Sturgeone
4 years ago

And they ceased to be the Dodgers when they left Brooklyn.    It’s what it is.

Bink
4 years ago

i felt guilty about the whole schadenfreude situation but not now.
 
We need Moth-Ra to come save us

Bink
4 years ago

cool sound👍

Bink
4 years ago

deja vu

https://youtu.be/qNb8whJsn0M

lol that’s a joke clip, they got me

Here’s the actual, and bizarrely similar to the current situation, clip:

Blue Bronc
4 years ago

So SFB is doing his last bit.  I suppose the typical office pool would be put up for day, hour and minute with second for the tie breaker.  Not making it November 3 would be the ultimate poke in the eye to everyone.
 
Funny thing going on over on Twitter.  ProudBoys is being taken over by Gay guys.  Not much the far right terrorist guys can do about it.

Pogo
4 years ago

Sturg, don’t forget Kenny Stabler – the snake. 

Pogo
4 years ago

Proud Boys v Log Cabin Republicans?  Sounds like great political theater. 

Bink
4 years ago

Hey people, we have literal homicidal maniacs running the federal government that are willfully endangering innocent American lives, so that’s neat!
 
They’re all right down the street from Mr. Crawford!

i think they were willfully trying to infect Biden at the debate.

…and if trump tested positive before the Bedminster fundraiser and just one of those attendees dies of COVID, is that not negligent homicide?

At least one of those Bedminster donors has to be pissed that the President exposed them in exchange for a donation.

Ok, pardon me, once again. It’s just so bizarre.

Jamie
4 years ago

Sturgeone

The Dodgers were my favorite team when they were in Brooklyn and I was in Los Angeles.  I thought the move was my birthday present.  They are still my Dodgers.

 

Bink
4 years ago

Axios reporting that Biden tested negative today (Sunday)

Bink
4 years ago

Don the Gone

xrepublican
4 years ago

I want to see the State of New York haul his ass into court next Spring.  – Mr Man
 
Why the long wait ? How about issuing the warrant for his arrest on Wednesday, Nov 4th, just late enough that it doesn’t affect the election ? If he doesn’t heave to and present himself in 90 days, freeze his properties and banking privileges, and begin extradition proceedings in FL, NJ, MD, or wherever he might be holed up. 

xrepublican
4 years ago

I see that trump’s double has been cruising around Walter Reed Hospital, showing the colors. 
 
This is the perfect time for trump to flee to russia, saudi Arabia, Dubai, Israel, India, Philippines or anywhere else that might still host a gold ‘t’ or welcome a badly tarnished messiah. Maybe he’d still have enough money/credit to golf in Dubai in the winter, Israel in the spring and summer and russia in the winter.

xrepublican
4 years ago

The Actual War On Christmas
The first lady has been caught on tape asking: “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?”
 
The first stripper also complained about being criticized for her husband’s child separation policies. I thought she didn’t really care, didn’t u?
– The Guardian

xrepublican
4 years ago

Captain Crawford, I put a topic in the hopper for your approval.

patd
4 years ago

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