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“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.” ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland View all posts by patd
lest we forget when counting the odds this profound observation:
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.
Milton Berle
and even if on the upteenth vote kev wins, he loses
Kevin McCarthy continued his quest to become Speaker of the House despite losing vote after vote, and residents of Oregon can now legally trip on mushrooms in a clinical setting.
Speaking of Scarrimucci’s, he put out a tweet yesterday mocking McCarthy. It was something like he is lasting no Scarrimucci’s. If I come across it again I will copy it over.
Interesting way to remember Jan. 6 riot anniversary. House Republicans removing metal detectors.
craig, with no rules they’ll now be able to carry on (so to speak) anything on the floor.
speaking of rules & regs, here’s matt’s letter about the speakers ofc that colbert referred to
anarchists like bannon must be loving this. it’s what they’ve all been lusting for: chaos and complete breakdown of u.s. gov’t. folks on the intel committees (or what once were committees) are fearful of what’s lurking out there taking advantage of the situation. also is anyone (like staff, security, etc) being paid and how long can they last in expensive d.c. if they aren’t?
perchance next we’ll be witnessing a gunfight at the not-so-okay corral aka house of reps?
Watched some of Pope funeral on BBC. Sorry to say Francis not looking or sounding healthy at all.
Alexandra.
A national treasure.
Olbermann has the solution for Hakeem:
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-countdown-with-keith-olbe-99705496/
OK, you guys. I got it. I got the solution to the Republican debacle over the endless Sisyphean votes for Speaker of the House. BEFORE Congress convenes at Noon, Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries walks into Kevin McCarthy’s office and says “Kevin! Do you WANT to be Speaker? Do you REALLY want to be Speaker? I can MAKE you Speaker. Right now.” And he hands him a small index card which reads “212 DEMOCRATIC VOTES” and then he says…
BiD, your instincts and opinion from last night is not “made up BS”. Economic Policy Institute.
But you knew that.
Trying to put a timeline on when a hurt on America begins if the House is not in order. Beginning of January, no problem, not much is happening. End of January, committees meet each other. Mid-February, a lot of breaks happening for Valentine’s Day. March, just too nasty and cold to be in D.C. April, kite flying weather and maybe Easter break. May and there are breaks for breaks. All this time, during the weeks the House is in session they only “work” Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. June, the budget committees should meet and disagree about budgets. July and August nobody is in town. September, time to stamp a continuing budget together and send to the Senate. Off year elections so October and early November are obviously not a good time to be at the Capitol. The end of year holidays are happening so sometime in early December sign off on another CR and go away.
Yup. The House is in order.
Growing income-inequality is one of the most ominous trends of this age, but to assert that the profit-motive is THE singular and primary driver of inflation is nonsense. ‘A’ possible factor contributing to inflation among many other factors is a valid argument to have, but Jack’s designation of it as a “perfect storm” of many simultaneously occurring factors is much more accurate. Not that accuracy is a popular contemporary concern
if y’all are trying to start a movement to encourage the federal government to aggressively pursue enforcement of anti-trust statutes, you have my support %100, but if you hadn’t noticed, government is rather toothless in that regard, these days
Your elected clay-foots called for oversight of crypto AFTER it collapsed, lol
“Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.”
–Robert Louis Stevenson
The only way these issues can even BEGIN to be addressed is not just campaign finance reform, but a complete campaign finance OVERHAUL- no soft money, no dark money, highly-regulated PACs, etc., but that’s never going to happen with the type of dysfunctional government that’s funded by the industries it’s supposed to regulate
ok🤷♂️🇺🇸
(Buenos dias, Señor Crab de Azul, btw 🎩)
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
George Carlin
The House of Representatives, the Peoples House, they like to say. They like to think they are a bit above the average American but in reality they are very representative of all of us.
That they should behave like the local neighborhood HOA should not be surprising.
For better or worse they are us.
Jack
HA! I know that some pundits say all this chaos is actually a dangerous thing… but I can’t help but laugh at it all!
Gotta zoom meeting in a few minutes that’ll probably last until noontime… can’t wait to see what happens in congress then!
Phrase of the Day:
This is from one of my newsletters, Charlie Sykes, at the Bulwark.
“Kevin McCarthy continues to self-geld, ”
LOL
Jack
My own thoughts,
As the Republicans try to organize themselves, until they decide who will lead them. With Kevin McCarthy they have the perfect placeholder. The man seems to be able to stand there and take all kinds of shit-throwing abuse. He is rather amazing in that ability.
Jack
shoot out at high noon
GOP Rep. Ken Buck: “At Some Point Today,” Kevin McCarthy Needs To Step Aside If He Can’t Win | Video | RealClearPolitics
This is fun. The ACA policy I chose because the government website (and the doctor’s office) said they would accept it, now the doctor’s office says they won’t accept it. Single payer/fix this mess!
Hola hola hola, he said with a crablike zen-ish grin.
Let’s hear it for President Biden. Hold a presser just as the elects in the House are getting together to do it to McCarthy again. I like it.
McCarthy loses again
Gaetz just voted for Trump
Seen on the internet tubes
So last night McCarthy generally surrendered to the gang of 20 and what did it get him? Nothing.
Dead man walking
Jack
Sturg, your new semi-autobiographical novel – MY RETURN TO THE SHACK.
McCarthy loses 8th vote
WaPo:
Numbers don’t lie – progress in negotiations is not being reflected in votes for McCarthy. That progress times (insert number here) yields the same result over and over and over and…
Anything different in McCarthy’s 8th circle of hell?
Oh, and is there a tailor in DC who can repair worn out knees in a pair of men’s suit pants? Asking for a friend.
on the first day of voting our true gov gave to him
a party shrug in a melee.
on the second day of voting our true gov gave to him
too curdled speeches and a party shrug in a melee.
on the third day of voting our true gov gave to him
three middle fingers, too curdled speeches and a party shrug in a melee.
And it starts again – 8th tally – 433 votes – Jeffries 212, McCarthy 201, Donalds 17, Hearn 2, Dumbass 1. Kilgore Trout would be proud. process for the ninth circle of hell begins. Texas Repub introducing and nominating McCarthy – rolling out a long stream of BS (about what they don’t believe and won’t be able to accomplish. And now Ted Liew for Hakeem, and now Montana for Donalds, and now Boebert for Hearn, and now … back down the rabbit hole.
So will this be a 3 or 4 vote day? That may be the only thing worth betting on.
pogo, so far each day it’s been 3 strikes and they’re out
McCarthy loses ninth round
Just arrived home a few minutes ago from a long delayed lunch with a friend. Just over three years ago was the last time we met, dinner that evening. She is my dog’s Dogmother. It was fun catching up on life’s events; realizing both of us are more deaf than we were back then. Restaurants are terrible noisy. We needed to see and share desert with old friends. Unless something nasty comes back to disrupt lives I think we will be able to say “Hi” even more.
If Hakeem gets the most votes why isn’t he the speaker?
Sturg, gotta be 50%+1 of votes cast. He’s getting just a scoche below 49% – 6 shy of 50+1 (a scoche above 49 in round 10 – apparently a couple of critters had to go to the potty and missed the vote)
So Poobah, since the House will have to surpass the 9 votes it took to elect a speaker in 1923, what’s the next record to shoot for?
And the tenth round begins. I’m waiting for the hot food, warm bed motion to come up for a vote.
McCarthy now a ten time loser for Speaker, first in a century
Ans CBS News answers the question posed:
[Compiled and arranged in ascending number of ballots by yours truly]
John W. Bell, 10 ballots, 22nd Congress (1831)
Robert M.T. Hunter, 11 ballots, 29th Congress (1845)
Philip Pendleton Barbour, 12 ballots, 17th Congress (1821)
John W. Taylor, 22 ballots, 16th Congress (1820)
William Pennington, 44 ballots, 36th Congress (1859)
Howell Cobb, 63 ballots, 31st Congress (1849)
Nathaniel Banks, 133 ballots, 34th Congress (1855)
So they’ll be tied with the 1831 race at the end of this ballot, but to get back beyond 1855 will be a very heavy lift – but they’re off to a good start.
Maybe a contingent of Kev’s supporters should tell the GQP hardliners that they’re going to vote for Hakeem in the next round, if they don’t vote for Kevin.
Give the wingnuts the choice of a Dem or a Rep SOTH.
If there are any real Republican moderates out there, they could put an end to this mess by voting for Hakeem.
BiD – that’s too big an IF.
Actually, I think something like that is Kev’s only chance. It would be hilarious to see Bobblehead’s reaction.
We’re now at the most House Speaker votes in 180 years
Gaetz nominating Trump
…and just like that, it stopped being funny
McCarthy loses 11th round
Seriously, it would be better to have Hakeem as SOTH than a weak one like Kev. I do not want the “Taliban 20,” as they’re being called in the media, to be on a committee making rules.
They are dangerous and any Republican with a conscience should consider voting for Hakeem.
Nuance – Courage – Critical Thinking
(I think I may have found someone else’s first three.)
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/05/politics/kevin-mccarthy-speaker-bid/index.html
“Patience is wearing thin among lawmakers and moderates have also grown increasingly frustrated over the concessions, which many believe may make it harder for the new GOP majority to effectively govern…”
So…vote for Hakeem.
This reminds me of the first time I saw an amateur production of Waiting for Godot.
Adding to the fun is watching SFB literally being ignored, and in one case flipped off by the idiot from Colorado. It must be a joy to watch the ketchup flying around.
But BB, SFB got a vote. But it was Gaetz, right? Talk about being damned with faint praise. That beats “You’re likable enough, Hillary” which, as much as it pissed me off at the time, was a classic damning with faint praise comment IMHO.
https://www.nbcdfw.com/investigations/against-all-enemies-how-to-watch-nbc-5-investigates-new-streaming-series/3162233/
“Former Oath Keeper Has Trained Texas Law Enforcement From More Than 80 Departments”
“New NBC 5 streaming series “Against All Enemies” reveals how a law enforcement movement claiming sheriffs are more powerful than the FBI and the president has mushroomed in Texas.”
“An NBC 5 investigation reveals a former leader of the far-right Oath Keepers has been able to attract Texas sheriffs and police officers from more than 80 law enforcement agencies to training sessions held across the state.”
“Mack, who founded the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association (CSPOA), maintains that the U.S. Constitution gives local law enforcement officers powers to block federal officials, and even powers to personally determine whether laws are constitutional.”
If you want to have nightmares, this might do it. ps- I’m still available for adoption.
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