Welcome to 2026. The gym parking lots are full, the TV is telling you to reinvent your entire life before breakfast, and the “New Year, New Me” crowd is already exhausting.
I say we aim a little lower—and a lot happier. The key to peace of mind isn’t adding more chores to your list; it’s knowing what to ignore. So, instead of resolutions I won’t keep, here are the five things I am absolutely, positively not doing this year:
- I am not pretending to understand Crypto. If I can’t hold it in my hand or eat it, I am not investing in it.
- I am not arguing with bots. If your username ends in eight random numbers and a flag emoji, you can yell at the clouds all you want. I’m moving on.
- I am not eating kale. Unless it is fried in bacon grease. And even then, I’m suspicious.
- I am not treating “Breaking News” like a fire alarm. If it’s truly important, it will still be important after I finish my coffee.
- I am not apologizing for being offline. The world survived for thousands of years without instant replies; it can wait another hour while I watch the birds.
The floor is yours. What are you taking a pass on this year? Add your “To-Don’t” items below.

https://www.seattletimes.com/opinion/2026-hoping-against-hope-for-better-days-ahead/
by David Horsey
#1 on the “to-don’t” list, especially for voters:
DON’T FORGET!
Harry Belafonte “Try To Remember” on The Ed Sullivan Show on April 22, 1962
forgot one..
I am not scanning a QR code to see a menu. If you can’t print the price of a burger on a piece of paper, I am assuming the food is virtual, too.
from the neither forget nor forgive files
a letter to the editor from a doctor at https://www.charlotteobserver.com/ this past June
January 11th is NO PHONES day (except if used like an actual phone to talk to someone)
2026 more analog, less trackable activity
Less doomscrolling, more sleep
jamie, I had to find out more about Hogmanay. here’s what I found, and it may have some goodies in it that may surprise you.
Dec 30, 2025 #scotland #visitscotland #scottishhistory
We don’t celebrate New Year in Scotland – we celebrate Hogmanay instead!
There are plenty of unique Scottish new year traditions, some very old fashioned but others that are still seen right across the country. You might even get the chance to visit the Stonehaven Fireballs or Comrie Flambeaux one year. I’m here to explain them all to you and hopefully help you learn how to celebrate Hogmanay the Scottish way!
Patd
The one thing I remember from my childhood is that my father never gave me a gift at Christmas. That was a serious time courtesy of the Presbyterians in your video. The gifts came on or slightly after the New Year.
Way back when I wrote a blog article about Hogmanay and Old Lang Syne
More at link
Wow, Jamie.
You got 2 Christmases. lucky girl.
Jack
Yesterday’s short was just one story from our ELEVEN TO NOON livestream on a life seen from the inside of Hollywood.
Coming at 11am ET — Bill Hudson’s 18 years with Cindy Williams.
Today’s ELEVEN TO NOON is pre-recorded. Live chat resumes tomorrow.
From teen idol fame in The Hudson Brothers to the cult horror classic Hysterical, and life with Goldie Hawn and Cindy Williams, Bill Hudson was there for it all. Dive into the archives.
In this short he remembers his pal Bernie Taupin:
Shirley Feeney chose violence (and we love her for it). 🚗💨
Bill Hudson remembers the morning Cindy Williams decided that if the Paramount guard didn’t know her name, she wasn’t stopping the car. More fond memories of their 18-year marriage, and friends forever.
As to crypto, It has always looked like a search for the next sucker investing. And as the old poker saying goes, “if you are at the table and can’t spot the sucker, it is you”.
As to Kale, why would you eat it? There are so many different greens out there that give you the same nutrition and they will be nice tender and flavorful. If your local market doesn’t carry a good selection just go to your nearest large Asian market. They will not only have a large selection of greens but at a good price too.
I’m using mustard greens today, in my own version of hoppin’ John.
Jack
One of the advantages of age is that the things you don’t do gets a lot longer while the should do list gets almost miniscule. My current daily do list is love my kids and be kind to others. Everything else will be attended to eventually if absolutely necessary.
I still have garden tomatoes in the fridg and a few green tomatoes yet to ripen. Also some chillis. So I can still make pico de gallo. Take a spoonful on top of a porkchop under the broiler. Nuke some mixed veggies and a meal that will top 99% of the sitdown restaurant offerings.
Jack
Jamie
A lot of my don’t do list looks suspiciously like “lazy and don’t give a damn.” The great thing about being old is I can tell myself “thats ok”. Instead of beating myself up over my failures,
Meanwhile, I still have my procrastination list. I just don’t worry about it as much.
Jack
My main “Don’t do”
Don’t read any best of/ worst of lists.
Jack
A politician you can love
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5668310-trump-dc-golf-courses-national-links-trust/
President Trump’s administration has terminated a lease agreement with the National Links Trust (NLT), the Washington, D.C., public-private nonprofit that has overseen and operated the District’s three municipal golf courses for the last half decade.
Signed in 2020, the agreement was made between the NPS and the trust with the goal of redesigning and renovating the historic sites where the courses sit, using money from private donors and the District government.
But the Trump administration argues the park service, which is part of the Department of the Interior, has not fulfilled obligations to make capital improvements at each of the three courses in a timely enough fashion.
D.C.’s public golf system is known around the region and country for its affordability, scenic views and historical relevance.
***
https://golfweek.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/courses/2025/10/27/rubble-trump-east-wing-renovations-famous-washington-d-c-municipal-golf-course/86930774007/
Rubble from the demolition of the White House East Wing is reportedly being moved to a public golf course.
Trucks were spotted on Friday hauling loads of dirt from the demolition site and depositing them at East Potomac Park, a municipal island golf course along the Potomac River.
I am never eating kale… at least not on purpose.
Crypto… don’t know… don’t care.
I am discovering that being offline is making me calmer and happier.
For my own…. I am definitely not getting involved in other people’s crap.
I did enjoy The Hudson Brothers’ show on Saturday mornings and the boring island of Peegee-Peegee. . “Hey, Margolis!”
I made a sincere effort with kale because doctor was pushing it. I tried several different ways to prepare. Already told him to back off, not happening.
Tikker Tocker with a Yucca Meter
Jack – yesterday I was cycling through the news website/pages and came across the best of 2025 and guesses for 2026. Reading through it made me realize how far from the entertainment world I exist. For most of the names I could not recall ever seeing or hearing (at least my phonetic version) the names. Movies, no clue. Music, nada. Television, nope. I did have some thoughts on politics, of course.
Did it bother me to be so out of touch? No, not a bit. In fact if reinforced my comfortable isolation from things that do not include me, or have any effect on me. Being old has changed my concerns. No more fluff, other than my little world fluff. I am now working out my path to spending it all before my fini.
Kale…..I remember him……used to do that stock car stuff….him and Tiny Lund and Fireball Roberts…..
Tiny quit racing and opened a Fish Camp. I think it was him……
Some types of kale are bitter, some are not. I like it boiled with salt more than raw and massaged with oil.
Friend of Trail Mix Howard Mortman at C-SPAN sends over their compilation of the year’s funniest moments 👇
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mamdani-sworn-ag-james-private-midnight-ceremony
Mamdani sworn in by AG James in private midnight ceremony
The early Thursday morning event was a private ceremony where Mamdani was accompanied by family members at the Old City Hall Station, a decommissioned subway station with deep historical roots.
In his first speech as mayor, Mamdani called the historic subway station a “testament to the importance of public transit to the vitality, the health and the legacy of our city.”
Mamdani used a Quran during his swearing-in ceremony, according to his campaign, making him the first Muslim mayor of NYC and the first to be sworn in using a Quran.
On Thursday afternoon, Mamdani will be sworn in publicly by Independent Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders after opening remarks are delivered at his 1 p.m. inauguration by another progressive ally, Dem. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Typically, inauguration tickets are given out to roughly 4,000 people, but the Mamdani transition team says all New Yorkers will be invited to the inauguration and a block party immediately following.
The 1 p.m. inauguration will take place on the steps of City Hall.
*A Muslim, a Quran, Letitia James, Bernie, AOC. I love this journey for Christo-fascists. Happy 2026!
Now in public domain this year. With AI, I’m not sure any of this will matter anymore; nothing is safe.
BOOKS
As I Lay Dying — William Faulkner
The Maltese Falcon — Dashiell Hammett (full novel)
The Murder at the Vicarage — Agatha Christie (first Miss Marple novel)
First four Nancy Drew books — Carolyn Keene (Mildred Benson)
The Little Engine That Could — Watty Piper
Elson Basic Readers — William H. Elson (first Dick and Jane)
Private Lives — Noël Coward
Ash Wednesday — T. S. Eliot
Vile Bodies — Evelyn Waugh
The 42nd Parallel — John Dos Passos
Cimarron — Edna Ferber
Strong Poison — Dorothy L. Sayers
Angel Pavement — J. B. Priestley
Last and First Men — Olaf Stapledon
Civilization and Its Discontents (original German) — Sigmund Freud
The Cat Who Went to Heaven — Elizabeth Coatsworth & Lynd Ward
Swallows and Amazons — Arthur Ransome
Cakes and Ale — W. Somerset Maugham
The Conquest of Happiness — Bertrand Russell
FILMS
All Quiet on the Western Front – directed by Lewis Milestone
King of Jazz – directed by John Murray Anderson
Cimarron – directed by Wesley Ruggles
Animal Crackers – directed by Victor Heerman
Soup to Nuts – directed by Benjamin Stoloff
Morocco – directed by Josef von Sternberg
The Blue Angel (Der blaue Engel) – directed by Josef von Sternberg
Anna Christie – directed by Clarence Brown
Hell’s Angels – directed by Howard Hughes
The Big Trail – directed by Raoul Walsh
The Big House – directed by George Hill
Murder! – directed by Alfred Hitchcock
L’Âge d’Or – directed by Luis Buñuel (written by Buñuel & Salvador Dalí)
Free and Easy – directed by Edward Sedgwick
The Divorcee – directed by Robert Z. Leonard
Whoopee! – directed by Thornton Freeland
ANIMATION AND CHARACTERS
Betty Boop (from Dizzy Dishes and others)
Rover (original name of Pluto)
Blondie and Dagwood (from Blondie comic strips)
Flip the Frog (Ub Iwerks)
Nine early Mickey Mouse cartoons
Early Mickey Mouse comic strips
Ten early Silly Symphonies cartoons
MUSICAL COMPOSITIONS
I Got Rhythm — music by George Gershwin, lyrics by Ira Gershwin
I’ve Got a Crush on You — music by George Gershwin, lyrics by Ira Gershwin
But Not for Me — music by George Gershwin, lyrics by Ira Gershwin
Embraceable You — music by George Gershwin, lyrics by Ira Gershwin
Georgia on My Mind — music by Hoagy Carmichael, lyrics by Stuart Gorrell
Dream a Little Dream of Me — music by Fabian Andre & Wilbur Schwandt, lyrics by Gus Kahn
Livin’ in the Sunlight, Lovin’ in the Moonlight — music and lyrics by Al Sherman & Al Lewis
On the Sunny Side of the Street — music by Jimmy McHugh, lyrics by Dorothy Fields
It Happened in Monterey — music by Mabel Wayne, lyrics by Billy Rose
Body and Soul — music by Johnny Green, lyrics by Edward Heyman, Robert Sour & Frank Eyton
Just a Gigolo — music by Leonello Casucci, lyrics by Julius Brammer; English lyrics by Irving Caesar
You’re Driving Me Crazy — music and lyrics by Walter Donaldson
Beyond the Blue Horizon — music by Richard A. Whiting & W. Franke Harling, lyrics by Leo Robin
The Royal Welch Fusiliers — music by John Philip Sousa
i assumed kale was bad because everybody hates it, and then i tried and enjoyed it
majority wrong, again
a star in the garden, also 👍
the corporate food industry has destroyed our palates
Jamie, don’t forget Rabbit Hash, KY
It’s a very “meaty” green, but there is one variety that I found to be very bitter.
Oh, QR-coded menus are to keep out the riff-raff, “$1000 phone required to eat here”
welcome to Gated Community America
just remember the monied-libs helped create this shit society
📢 Editorial Update For The 2026 To-Don’t List: An Important Change in Nomenclature
Happy New Year Humans!
To the Community:
I have been informed by the Trail Mix Editorial Board that, effective immediately, the site’s style guide regarding the 47th Administration has been updated.
After a careful review of the metrics regarding dignity, decorum, and reality, we have determined that the traditional title no longer fits the job description.
The New Rule:
Going forward, the individual residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue will be referred to strictly as the “Current Officeholder.”
The Exception:
The Board recognizes that many of you have far more colorful phrases for the Current Officeholder. Those are not only permitted in the comments section—they are strongly encouraged.
This change reflects official policy and is retroactive and permanent until further notice. Please adjust your mental autocorrect accordingly.
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as wealth concentrates (and it is concentrating!) free and fair elections should be easier and easier for liberals to win, which is why the fascists need to overturn democracy quick!
It also means messages need to be tailored to lower income populations and if that means dumbing it down, then you need to dumb it down
Or stop complaining and acting mystified by happenings
One or both YT links connect to ‘Waiting Around to Die’ by The Be Good Tanyas – 40’s style music video. Townes Van Zandt nailed the blues.
DoneGone, nice catch! Gonna settle into a full play of that fine tune shortly.
FYI: I edited your comment to make the video play right here on the Trail.
Here’s how it works: Just paste in the raw YouTube link on it’s own line, with your comment on a separate line. Our magic Trailmix internet code machine then converts it into an embedded frame.
Yesterday’s release of Jack Smith’s video testimony might have been intended to bury it on a slow news day. But NOT for me. I am watching all 8 hours. Here’s my first short, to get ready for Tuesday’s 5th Anniversary of J6.
I’ll have more ready for our livestream chat tomorrow on ELEVEN TO NOON: The Digital Diner.
Five years ago, they stormed the building. Today, Jack Smith says they had a director 👇
Blue
One advantage of those books Passing in to public domain is that they should shortly if not already be available to download free from Project Gutenberg
https://www.gutenberg.org
Tomorrow’s starter topic for ELEVEN TO NOON: The Digital Diner👇
the Smith testimony starts getting quotable at page 18 of the pdf
One of me favorite Townes songs.
please note that any of my criticisms of libDem electoral politics are made with the recognition that a majority of the electorate voted for a guy that is on tape asking GA SoS Brad Raffensperger to invent thousands of fake votes to overturn a legitimate election
thank you
Trump says he’s dropping push for National Guard in Chicago, LA and Portland, Oregon, for now
Trump said in a social media post Wednesday that he’s removing the Guard troops for now. “We will come back, perhaps in a much different and stronger form, when crime begins to soar again – Only a question of time!” he wrote.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/states-rapid-response-national-guard-units-civil-disturbances/story?id=127005251
The National Guard is planning to train as many as 500 troops per state to serve as part of a rapid-response force focused on civil disturbance missions, according to two U.S. officials.
The move follows an executive order signed by President Donald Trump in August that called for each state to have National Guard quick reaction forces that could be deployed on short notice for “quelling civil disturbances and ensuring the public safety and order.”
Each state will be required to have a quick reaction force ready by the start of next year with most states required to have 500 personnel assigned to the force, the officials said.
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/s2198
Search Assist
The Military in Law Enforcement Accountability Act aims to limit the involvement of the military in civilian law enforcement, ensuring that military support is only allowed in specific emergency situations and requires Congressional approval for extended involvement.
This legislation seeks to maintain a clear separation between military and civilian law enforcement functions to protect civil liberties and enhance democratic oversight.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
Newsome called the Trump withdrawal announcement a new version of “You can’t fire me, I quit!”
i noticed trump didn’t back down on the guard in DC — the federal district judge ruled against him but the appeals court came down on his side, for now, DC is more vulnerable since we are not a state. Like our license plates say:”Taxation Without Representation”
Mamdani revokes nine Eric Adams executive orders issued after his corruption indictment
Mamdani said he picked the indictment date as the cutoff because, he suggested, executive actions Adams took after that were tainted.
“We have to reckon with why so many New Yorkers have turned away from politics over the last few months, the last few years, the last few decades, and that was a date that marked a moment when many New Yorkers decided that politics held nothing for them,” the mayor said.
Adams’ indictment, which charged him with taking bribes and illegal campaign cash from Turkish government operatives in exchange for political favors, was ultimately dismissed by President Trump’s Justice Department this past spring as part of a controversial deal that many believe left Adams compromised. Adams has maintained he never did anything wrong.
Asked by the Daily News to elaborate on what specifically made Adams’ post-indictment orders problematic, Mamdani said many of them were “against the interests of working-class people and what they need from their mayor.”
Hmmm, I’d say don’t argue with idiots but it’s an election year so that will never work. Kale, I suppose it’s an acquired taste – in the couple or three occasions I’ve had it – once cooked and once in a salad that I can recall – I haven’t acquired it. I don’t hate it but as greens go it’s near the bottom of the list.
Was browsing through some old music yesterday and ran across this gem.
to pog & to all you other kale-haters,
as ms. poppins would say “a little bit of sugar makes the medicine go down.”
all us chilluns grew up loving greens and other veggies most kids hate because my great cook of a grandmother taught my mother to add that magic ingredient.
p.s. bacon also helps in some cases.
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