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Looks like it is going up the west side of Florida
Well I tried to help, clicked on save draft and my post disappeared, If I have time I will try to recreate it tomorrow. Ā or if it did save let me know.
Jack
Ahoy Captain Jamie, a fine launch. All I did was cut out a couple extra spaces at the bottom for a more tidy look.
Okay. Ā I’ll celebrate with a Van Gogh “Landscape Under Stormy Sky”
I’m simply giddy! It’s been years, no–decades since I’ve had the opportunity to help foment a coup!
must say it is gorgeous weather here right now. 78 degrees. Partly cloudy. Gentle breeze.
Flatus, you gonna rat me out to Mueller f0r immunity?
Let’s not even go there
Our firstĀ Irma casualty. Gentle breeze just turned into 15 mph gusts and dropped this dead limb with a thud. It is oneĀ our local woodpecker has been working on for quite awhile. He will be pissed.
Tell the woodpecker that it was some overblown peckerwood that did it
and we have lift off!Ā the u.s.s. Jamie going where no man has gone before!Ā well done, ke-mo sah-bee.
jack, unless craig changed the page setup, to the right on the dashboard page your saved draft (the title that is)Ā shows up in a list just under the box now blank (because your saved draft is somewhere in space) that says “what’s on your mind” in which you wrote your masterpiece in the first place.
scroll to the list and click your draft title.Ā it will appear in a form that allows you to edit and preview it.
when finished prettying it up click the “submit for review” button to the right of it.Ā the CiC will then do his/her thing and voila! you are a thread!!
knee deep in the water yet?
Toby says “Wake me up when it’s over.”
carl Hiaasen: Hurricanes bring certain certainties — despite uncertainties
Meteorologists call it the ācone of uncertainty,ā but we civilians refer to it variously as the cone of doom, the cone of disorder, the cone of prayer, or the cone of heavy pharmaceuticals.
It is here in that critical path ā anxiously studying our location on each new forecast map ā we await a monster hurricane.
Irma is poised to kick Floridaās ass.
This is the deal when you choose to live basically on a sand bar in the tropics. Sooner or later, you’ll get your ass kicked by the weather.
[…he continues in his usual funny fashion…]
Five more outs and Cleveland will have won 17 in a row
Indians won
Jamie: Congrats on your new exalted status and Bravo or is it Brava?! š
This is a fun little thread. I’d just like to add a useless silly rant: I HATE hurricanes! Why can’t they just make up their mind where they’re going day 1 and be done with it! Yes #1 son reminds me that they don’t actually have minds š But those wibbles and wobbles can mean the difference between mild to serious destruction…wind damage, flooding etc! I remember last year the last minute wobble meant that my son’s house missed a direct hit. But it was really at the last minute so the lesson there is that no matter how much I watch the weather channel, unless it’s actually hurricane day, anything can happen. I suppose if Sat night they show it actually out in the gulf, I’ll breath a sigh of relief, but that doesn’t guarantee that it won’t take a right turn again. Also, it now makes those on the east side think they’re in the clear, but Irma is very wide so they will still be getting hurricane force winds and storm surges, just to a lessor degree. (per weather channel) I wonder it there’s a 12 step program for weather channel addiction LOL!
I feel bad for the folks on the west side. Apparently the Tampa, Fort Myers area hasn’t faced a dangerous storm like Irma since before most of them were alive. I wonder which is worse, complacent/resigned (east side) or clueless/confusion (west side)?
Flatus: I love Tito but he better watch out. Red Sox had a big run of wins last year just before post season and got to the playoffs all tuckered out! Anyway, tell Tito we’re coming for a rematch!
Speaking of Red Sox, gotta go, my game just started!
edit: Oops! My actual 4 PM bookmark was for a tennis match…the game is at 7 PM. Bye again.
Marlette one of my favorite cartoonists
I am finding the fools who are staying in place, sheltering in place is way beyond what they are doing, are idiots.Ā Beyond the ones who have houses are the ones in trailer parks.Ā You have to harden yourself to the great possibility they will die in a few hours.
Of good news is that a replacement banana plant is in the ground.Ā Pictures soon.Ā Irma should provide a good dose of water come Tuesday or Wednesday.
Life is good.
bbronc, and what are your thoughts about the ones who are riding out the storm in their boats in the keys?Ā what’s likely to happen to them other than maybe waking up atop sloppy joes roof or aground upside down on some far away Mexican beach or maybe hanging from an oil rig off Galveston in the gulf?
usatoday:Ā Why boozing at your Hurricane Irma party is not a good idea
As people this week have scrambled for essentials like water, fuel and lumber, they’ve alsoĀ been stockpiling cases of beer and bottles of liquor. It’s as much about relieving stress as anything else, they say.
And there’s a lot of stress, naturally, with Hurricane Irma.
“We ran out of Captain Morgan’s yesterday,” Tracey Ferguson, co-owner of Michael’s Liquor and Tracey’s Lounge in Suntree, said Friday.
“We got another 12 cases this morning.”
Michael’s and other liquor stores say it’s hard to pinpoint a favorite libationĀ but ice is usually also in the shopping cart. Many people are coming in after they’ve purchased hurricane supplies and have secured their homes.
As much as a tradition that hurricane parties are, emergency management officials caution against over-indulging during the storm.
There are many stupid things people do during storms. Think starting a charcoal grill in your kitchen to cook or taking a swim in the ocean just so you can have bragging rights. Excess amounts of Wild TurkeyĀ and Grey Goose only worsens that type of behavior.
“We want everyone to be alert,” said Titusville Police Department Deputy Chief Todd Hutchinson. “And that would involve restraint when it comes to alcohol.”
One South Florida website even fashioned a drinking game about Hurricane Irma. “20 Excuses To Raise a Glass Before and During the Hurricane This Weekend.”
People are encouraged to watch TV news and take a drink every time a newscaster says certain phrases like “hunker down,” or “storm surge” or “feeder bands.”Ā While it’s a somewhat tongue-in-cheek suggestion to play the “20 Excuses” game, too much alcohol could easily lead to clownish, and then dangerous situations ā dangerous not only for individuals but also first responders who may have to rescue them.
“We do not encourage hurricane partying,” saidĀ Don Walker, public information officer for Brevard County Emergency Management. “During times of emergencies, it’s important that people remain aware and alert at all times.”
Granny, I hear you. I have always paid more attention to the entire cone of a hurricane projection. Not just the predicted path of the eye. The Hurricane Center has always been so careful to explain that the cone means it could go anywhere in that space and anyone in it should make preparations.
IMO the local weather news people make too much of the precise path projection, which can be so misleading about what could ultimately happen.Ā But the Hurricane Center gets the blame if it goes somewhere else in the cone. Maybe they should just stop making exact path predictions and stick with the cone until there is more certainty.
Jack
I looked among the posts and didn’t see a draft, so not sure where it went. Ā Craig might know if putting something in review means he gets it somewhere other than the listed posts.
a little prep getting us in the mood for jace’s sunday serendipity
Beethovan’s storm from the 6th Symphony
No drafts in the post bin.
Patd – hmm reply did not persist.
Anyone who rides out any severe storm on the open seas in a small boat is risking life.Ā With this storm they are committing suicide.Ā Storms like Irma have sunk vessels of all sizes.
I have ridden out several hurricanes, tropical storms, bad T-storms and a tornado on my boats.Ā All except one was ridden out in a real hurricane hole.Ā Even in the hole it could get a bit iffy because the top of the mast is above the tree tops and you get to experience all three axis at once, many hundreds of times.Ā My trusty mate, Boo, helped get through those times. She loves ’em.
Hurricane
Part two…..well, you get the picture…..
Steinbeck wrote about the 1935 key west hurricane….I think TRAVELS WITH CHARLIE.
Great hurricane writing at the end of Clavell’s TAI-PAN, also…
Pat Conroy’s last novel took place in Charleston, during Hugo.
And seems like Steinbeck was involved in and wrote about another……maybe 38 but on Long Island……
Hugo was a Moncstah
So was Hazel
We were south of Hazel…..though I remember her passing by……
She went through the Eastern states like a lawn mower–middle 50s.
We caught a taste of Gracie…..and while thy were still naming them Able, Baker and Charlie may have caught one of them too
We always used to fill the bathtub and hunker down……..
With gas stove, hurricane lamps, and no A/C or TV, power wasnt all that big a deal……..
Hand pump didnt hurt…….
I don’t recall Gracie; overseas? You were in the best/worst possible place (still are) for migrating Atlantic storms. As I’ve said, the door’s always open.
Just watched a very sad segment, live on MSNBC, regarding people trying to ride out Irma on the Keys. In whatever they live in. Not hardened for anything. Just wood and glass. The talking heads realized they had been talking to people who would be dead in a few hours.Ā The talking heads did not take it well.Ā Those staying behind after days of warnings are committing suicide.Ā The surge and the size of the hurricane will clean those rocks off.
Something I find interesting coming from the West, is how the responders do not go out on the roads when the winds are over 40-45 mph.Ā Out West that is normal breeze. Wind does not start until it is around 50mph and serious around 75mph. When it drops from that people and animals fall over from the lack of a support.
Check and see if that’s my sleeping bag rolled up and stashed behind your couch…….
When I lived in the flood zone — even though my house was lifted I always left…there used to be a motel in Santa Rosa that would take pets. Ā Ā We also lived in a tsunami zone and actually got an evacuation order after the earthquake in Japan..that was odd. Ā We did not leave for that
Everything triggers a song these days
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NnwfIdnYxZI
Decide for yourself if this might have had an effect on the election. Ā These are just some of the ads the Russians paid to run on Facebook
Jamie,
The Sunday Serendipity is in the hopper.?
We already know that “Irma” will be retired as a hurricane name. Ā That happens to any that cause loss of life. Ā If your name is on the list of already gone, you won’t get to see one with your name
List of Retired Atlantic Hurricane Names
Info from a friend riding out Irmageddon
Dear family and friends,
We know this storm is scary, believe me. We are scared too. But most of us “crazy Floridians riding out this storm” are simply doing what we are told is best and most realistic for our families.
The following is a list of things the news isn’t showing or telling people outside of Florida.
1. Only areas right on or next to the water are being evacuated.
2. They are NOT suggesting that evacuations are out of the county or state but to local shelters.
3. The roads are crazy and it’s taking 15 hours to get out of the state which normally takes 5! There have been tons of accidents and there are no hotels or places to stay for during the ride out. The closest one we had was Atlanta.
4. There is a serious gas shortage. Gas lines are averaging an hour and you can only fill up your car, no gas cans.
5. While they are doing everything they can to get more gas, it isn’t even realistic to get 7 MILLION people out of the state when the storm is the size of the state! We only have a few main highways to even try to get out.
6. Thankfully we have had days to prepare. We have food, water, batteries, lanterns, and other needed items to get through the power outages. We are boarding or shuttering our houses and preparing for the absolute worst.
7. The storm is going to hit Saturday night through Monday. No need to be worried until then. We are all just playing the waiting game until then.
8. Calling and stressing your family and friends out doesn’t help. It makes us more scared and stressed.
9. The best thing to do right now is send love and kind words and pray for a serious turn in this beast of a storm.
Hope this helps.
Love you all!
Nice little country feast
Irma Gadda da Vida, baby.
Good show
Irma use up all your energy on smashing Mara-ego to smithereens and only slightly damage Little Marco’s house
KGC
She already hit his property at St. Martin. Ā We don’t have a full report but I think Irma gave him a woman’s opinion:
Haha…..Mar-a-Logo
Look for the silver lining…
Mara- Lardo
Jamie: Interesting list about the retired hurricane names. In 1998 my son was living in Pascagula, Miss. during Georges. He was living in a houseboat on a bayou then but he had an uncle in a better location so he rode it out with him. When I went to visit for an already scheduled vacation a couple months later his houseboat was still sitting up on land about 40 feet in from its former home on the bayou. He apparently had some sense back then, when he was young. Now he’s in Titusville and probably playing one of those Irma drinking games.
Pat Conroy is one of my favorite writers and certainly appropriate reading material for a hurricane block party. A sad loss last year. I always admired him and felt he was writing about my life, most specifically Great Santini and Prince of Tides. He is certainly a master in semi-autobiographical novels. I think it must have been very cathartic for him. He reconciled with his father in his later years, but I never did with either of my parents. He wrote about it in one of his later books. The Water Is Wide was one of my favorite books when it came out. Imagine my surprise when I next read The Great Santini. I’ve also seen all the movies based on his books. Santini & Tides definitely drew a few tears of memory.
So far Irma seems destined to impact the west side of the state most directly after turning back into a cat 4! It seems like it’s moving a bit slower and main effects won’t be in the Orlando area till the wee hour Sun night/Mon morning. I hope people on the east continue take precautions at least somewhat…even those playing drinking games.
Onliest drinking game we got round yuh is Im drinking and that’s the rules of the game.
I’ve read The Prince of Tides and The Water is Wide and Beach Music. Ā Prince of Tides both book and film are favorites.
Pat wrote what we were up against out here on the islands and the Santinis of varying degrees, and the beach music, and the marsh and tides, and the Citadel…….he was a wonderful writer.
Speaking of blowhard destructive forces..that Betsy DeVos is a total loser
Fart-a-Logo
He went from the water is wide to Hugo.
Not bad.
A hurricane so powerful it can suck up an ocean.
Rare phenomenon in the Bahamas
All the car lovers out there will understand this man facing Irma. Ā The wife thought she was just teasing him with a silly challenge.
āI have a car in my f—— living room!ā Man accepts wifeās challenge to protect car from Irma
RebelliousRenee,
In answer to your question from the last thread, my stinker cats are named Patches (she’s the Momma) Spot (her daughter) & Baby (her son.) I also had Bruiser, who was a beautiful golden kitty with a sparkling personality & tons of fun.Ā When he died, my heart broke. I understand how Blonde Wino feels about her special pet.
Eric Larsen, Isaac’s Storm. The storm that remains the deadliest natural disaster in US history took out Galveston, TX on September 8, 1900. Isaac Cline, the head of the nascent NWS Galveston office, was born here on Monroe County, TN. Terribly sad story.
We got three Tstorms, apparently a kind of last hurrah from Harvey, in as many hours this past Tuesday afternoon. Now hosting quite a few Irma evacuees, many of whom own summer homes in East TN. We’re battening down the local hatches on the possibility that Irma drives North and West and across Georgia to nail Knobite Corner and environs. A lot of school systems already closed Monday and Tuesday, and GSMNP and Cherokee National Forest will be closed beginning Monday.