with emphasis on the “cave”

Attribution: Trump caves again by Dave Whamond, Canada, PoliticalCartoons.com
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Tuesday TACO on the menu never tasted so good.
https://www.seattletimes.com/opinion/the-trump-caveman-doctrine-carry-a-big-club-and-roar/
Georgia House Race
Republican Clayton Fuller won this seat with 68,227 votes—a figure that confirms the base wasn’t just resting; it was practically in a coma. Fuller’s final tally is roughly 40% of MTG’s 2022 midterm turnout and a dismal 28% of her 2024 presidential haul.
ELECTIONS PAST (MTG’S HAUL):
2024 (Presidential Year): 243,446 votes
2022 (Midterm Year): 170,162 votes
2020 (Presidential Year): 229,827 votes
FINAL RESULTS (APRIL 7, 2026):
Clayton Fuller (R): 68,227 (57.2%)
Shawn Harris (D): 51,145 (42.8%)
The “Trump endorsement” carried the day, but the math shows a massive enthusiasm gap for the replacement act. Fuller heads to D.C. to finish a term that apparently most of the district forgot was even up for grabs.
— Silas Gemini
Craig, given the 2-week ceasefire ends on the 27th your post from yesterday still holds:
King Charles’s trip to United States in jeopardy amid Iran war
https://www.gbnews.com/royal/king-charles-state-visit-united-states-jeopardy-iran
King Charles III is currently scheduled to visit the U.S. April 27–29
yours also, SturNoKing:
King Chuck had to “plan” on coming before he could splashily “cancel” said plans. Chuck got on he thinkin’ hat.
Today was Trump’s deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz or get bombed, he posted this morning that if they didn’t agree that “a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again,” luckily it was Taco Tuesday and he decided not to drop the chalupa for at least another two weeks, no one seems to have any idea what his plan is, some prominent members of the nutcase community are calling for him to be removed via the 25th Amendment, Lindsey Graham stopped by Hannity to give the war his full support, Bill Gates and Howard Lutnick have been asked to testify before the House Oversight Committee about Epstein, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche talked about whether or not he would like the job full-time, Trump talked to the crew of Artemis II and Congressman Tim Burchett told TMZ that he has seen proof of alien life, and JD Vance has been sharpening his speaking and comedy skills!
What Now?
Covering the Coverage
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The crew of NASA’s Artemis II mission completed their historic journey around the moon, President Trump threatened to destroy an entire civilization, and a top official at FEMA has a wild story about teleporting to a Waffle House.
The two-week ceasefire between the US and Iran, struck in exchange for Tehran reopening the Strait of Hormuz, contains a clause that has received far less attention than the diplomatic drama surrounding it. A regional official confirmed to the Associated Press on Tuesday that the agreement allows Iran and Oman to impose fees on ships transiting the strait.
Two senior Iranian officials told New York Times: the proposal included a fee of roughly ₹18.5 crore ($2 million) per ship, to be split between Iran and Oman, which sits on the opposite shore of the strait.
Proposed $2 million Hormuz transit fee
At the centre of the ceasefire proposal is a reported charge of approximately $2 million per vessel passing through the strait. Iran’s portion of the proceeds would reportedly be used to fund reconstruction efforts rather than seek direct financial compensation from the US or its allies.
In exchange, Tehran would lift its de facto blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, restoring the flow of oil and natural gas through a route that typically carries around one-fifth of global energy shipments. [continues]
In Hungary just now, JD called this a “fragile truce” — no declaration of victory. And his team is eagerly telling reporters how much he opposed the war in advance. He also just called Trump “impatient”, and not in a good way. Cue the 25th?
In yesterday’s Digital Diner, we took a break from the dumpster fire for Autism Acceptance Month and a recorded message from Katie’s son on how to simply be kind and awesome 🎧
The most telling number in yesterday’s GA House race
Teach Your Children Well
Hegseth sure loves saying the word “Dead”
It ain’t happening only in Georgia. NYT
today’s meme…
Trump folded on Iran so hard that Alex Jones is out here screaming for the 25th Amendment. When the fringe conspiracy guys become the constitutional crisis managers, the simulation is officially broken. Enjoy the collapse in 30 seconds. Join the Digital Diner at 11am ET.
meme #2…
it hasn’t changed…
Craig – that Georgia result is continuing confirmation that the country is doing a shift left, and a serious issue with voter turnout from all parties.
Only Dems call a huge loss a big win
And stump
lol yeah him too i guess
just read an article on Buc-ees and it included photos of the store and patrons and i thought “none of those people are ever voting Dem”
two Americas
Soooo, unconditional surrender, is it? Doesn’t appear that way. NYT Apologies in advance for the length of this.
If Iran sticks to its guns on Nos. 5 & 6, I don’t see how any deal will be reached as Dumbass (and his compliant Congress) won’t likely agree to any damages relief and Iran’s right to uranium enrichment is completely opposite of what Dumbass has been squawking about for the last 6 weeks.
https://www.newsweek.com/russia-responds-trump-iran-war-ceasefire-crushing-defeat-11797709
Russian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Maria Zakharova told Sputnik Radio on Wednesday, quoted by RIA news agency: “All the statements that were made about…being more aggressive, being more offensive, writing more on social media and ‘victory’—it’s just around the corner. Once again, this position has suffered a crushing defeat. So has the approach of such a one-track, aggressive, unprovoked attack.”
Earlier Tuesday, along with China, Russia had vetoed a measure at the United Nations Security Council to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, arguing it would have given the U.S. and Israel “carte blanche for continued aggression.”
The war has seen Russia’s oil profits soar. In the early weeks of the conflict, a report from the Centre for Research on Energy and Clean Air estimated Moscow had raked in nearly $7 billion in fossil fuel revenues since U.S.-Israeli strikes had led to the effective blockade of the Strait of Hormuz.
*Putin thought he’d be in and out of Ukraine in months, too.
Today in the Diner…
Trump 25th Amendment Rumors & MAGA Turnout Drop
Trump blinks on Iran while 25th Amendment palace coup rumors swirl. Plus, MAGA voters ghost a Georgia election and Vance praises Orban’s Hungary.
The billionaires might finally be pulling the plug. With Trump caving on Iran and the Pentagon turning into a circular firing squad courtesy of JD Vance and Pete Hegseth, the 25th Amendment chatter is graduating from whispers to a full-blown strategy. It is less about a principled stand and more about swapping in a puppet who follows orders without live-tweeting international crises. Add in a completely fabricated Easter miracle about a downed pilot, and the propaganda machine is officially sputtering on fumes.
Meanwhile, the actual voters are sending a message by staying home. A MAGA stronghold in Georgia just saw a massive drop in Republican turnout, proving that outrage fatigue is real. We also dissect the slow-moving autocracy in Missouri, dig into Vance’s disturbing fanboy trip to Hungary, and debunk the great myth of William Howard Taft’s bathtub because, frankly, reality is weird enough right now without making things up.
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00:00 Intro
00:15 Trump Caves on Iran & 25th Amendment Rumors
06:01 Pentagon Palace Intrigue & Hegseth Firing Spree
14:08 The Florida SAVE Act & Cindy Lauper
16:16 JD Vance in Hungary Praising Orban Model
20:26 Georgia MAGA Turnout Plummets
23:59 Missouri Politicians Ignore Voter Initiatives
28:15 The Fake Easter Pilot Rescue Narrative
32:16 Supreme Court Reversals & The 9th Amendment
34:00 Debunking Taft’s Bathtub Myth
41:59 Cato Institute Destroys the Orban Autocracy
50:24 Marco Rubio & International Crimes
56:56 Usha Vance & IVF Speculation
01:00:39 Extreme Mortman & King Charles Congress Visit
The billionaires want the 25th Amendment. The palace coup is graduating from whispers to a full-blown strategy. Swapping in a puppet beats dealing with international crisis live-tweets.
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https://www.hindustantimes.com/videos/hegseths-dirty-secret-satellite-firm-planet-labs-agrees-to-hide-extent-of-us-carnage-in-iran-101775386204744.html
Planet Labs has announced an indefinite blackout on satellite imagery of Iran and the wider Middle East conflict zone after what it says was a U.S. government request to imagery providers.
The company told customers it is retroactively withholding imagery from March 9, expanding an earlier 14-day publication delay, and shifting to a managed-access system under which images will only be released case by case for urgent, mission-critical, or public-interest needs.
For Howard Mortman: This is only my “favorite” moment in the Senate because this seems to be indicative of how they view voters; their actual constituents are donors and lobbyists.
Kyrsten Sinema giving a thumbs down and a lil’ curtsy when she voted NO on raising the federal minimum wage to $15.
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It’s more in line with the infamous curtsy she made when voting against raising the federal minimum wage to help working families, which earned her Phoenix New Times’ 2021 Best Dumbass Political Move award. Sinema never recovered politically from the self-inflicted gaffe, cornering herself with “I don’t give a shit” decisions that were met with disdain from Arizona voters.
During her tenure, Sinema was a great ally to the country’s ultrawealthy and has reaped the luxurious rewards that have come with it. While she was a key swing vote during the first two years of Joe Biden’s presidency, she made a deal to keep a key tax loophole alive for private equity firms and hedge funds – the wealthiest of the wealthy. After that, such companies donated at least $526,000 to her campaign. She also was a top recipient of donations from the student loan, airline and credit union industries, according to OpenSecrets, a nonprofit that tracks campaign finances.
Craig – My guess is that the IVF clinic was very busy, because KKKaroline Leavitt & Stephen Mitler’s wife are also pregnant. Gotta put on a show and remind women we are here to be breeders as the midterms draw near.
Put your Sinema moment on Howard’s list, BiD. And Katie’s McCain thumbs down on killing Obamacare. Jack, I assume anytime Harry Truman opened his mouth would be on your list, if only CSPAN was around then.
For an upcoming Extreme Mortman visit to the diner he is compiling a list of favorites for C-SPAN’s upcoming anniversary of televising Senate speeches:
The propaganda machine runs on fumes.
They claim a downed pilot hid in a cave and resurrected on Easter Sunday. We demand proof of life before buying this absurd Hegseth script.
🍽️From today’s Digital Diner menu.
That didn’t take long. Iranians close Hormuz in response to Israel escalating attacks on Lebanon…
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2026/04/08/trump-threatens-50-tariff-weapons-iran/6051775664667/
Trump threatens 50% tariffs on those who supply Iran weapons
Trump announced Wednesday morning that any country supplying weapons to Iran will get a 50% tariff on goods sold to the United States.
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a) Love the headline “threatens”
b) This lets Iran that the US plans to attack them, again. Remember, the US asked for 48 hour ceasefire this weekend and Iran nixed it. So, now Donny has given them two weeks to regroup. Allegedly. I don’t trust the US to uphold the ceasefire for the stated time.
In different forms, but both Truman and Nixon supported some form of universal healthcare.
Harry S. Truman (1945–1953)
Approach: Advocated for a national, single-payer health insurance plan.
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Proposal: In 1945, Truman proposed a universal, federally run health insurance fund to be funded through payroll taxes, which would cover all Americans.
Outcome: His proposal was heavily opposed by the American Medical Association (AMA) and some politicians, who branded it as “socialized medicine.” It failed to pass Congress.
Achievements: While his main proposal failed, he was successful in passing the Hill-Burton Act (1946), which provided federal funds for hospital construction.
Richard Nixon (1969–1974)
Approach: Promoted private-sector solutions, specifically private health insurance mandates and HMOs.
Proposal: In 1971 and 1974, Nixon proposed the “Comprehensive Health Insurance Plan” (CHIP), which required employers to provide private health insurance to employees and their dependents.
Outcome: His broader plan for universal coverage through employer mandates was not adopted, largely due to political distraction from the Watergate scandal.
Achievements: Nixon signed the HMO Act of 1973, which promoted Health Maintenance Organizations, and expanded Medicare to include people under 65 with long-term disabilities and end-stage renal disease.
Summary of Differences
While both sought to address rising health costs and lack of coverage, Truman pushed for a government-run system (single-payer), whereas Nixon aimed for a managed-competition model using private insurance
Yesterday, China & Russia vetoed a measure at the United Nations Security Council to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, arguing it would have given the U.S. and Israel “carte blanche for continued aggression.”
*How would the UN open it? BiBi said he wanted a pipeline so he could control the flow of oil. The obvious solution is to ditch fossil fuels and let all of the old men in either side just choke on their oil.
Today in the diner we learned blueINdallas is related to William Howard Taft.
That prompted a chance to debunk some historical fake news. Taft NEVER got stuck in a bathtub. Contractors dropped it, reporters saw a crack, and decided a fat joke was simply too good to fact-check.
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And then there are the three women in a tub in the capitol. It honors the women’s suffrage movement.
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Tomorrow’s starter topic..
The Middle East is officially stuck on rerun. Israel is hitting Lebanon, Iran is playing tollbooth at Hormuz, and Trump is back to fighting a war nobody voted for. Grab your gear and join the dig 11-Noon ET.
Taft’s 5th great-grandfather is HW Bush’s 8th great-grandfather, W’s 9th great-grandfather, and my 11th great-grand-father. Nothing but Republicans in my family tree.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/epstein-files-email-trump-key-takeaways-b2867656.html
He called him “borderline insane,” which Epstein said is “corroberated [sic] by some that are close.”
Epstein wrote: “you see , i know how dirty donald is. my guess is that non lawyers ny biz people have no idea. what it means to have your fixer flip”
Epstein believed Trump “feels alone. and is nuts!!!”
“I told everyone from day one. evil beyond belief. mad, and most thought i was speaking metaphorically,” he wrote. “its obvious he could crack. stormy daniels. ? lies after lies after lies.”
Epstein said “Donald is f***ing crazy.”
Epstein also suggested Trump may have “early dementia”
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/8/jd-vance-says-iran-would-be-dumb-to-let-talks-collapse-over-lebanon
United States Vice President JD Vance has warned Iran that it would be “dumb” to jeopardise its ceasefire with Washington over Israel’s attacks in Lebanon.
*Dumb? Iran holds the keys to the treasure house, which wasn’t locked until Dumbass attacked Iran. Iran is using the only leverage they have to help civilians from being killed by Israel. Get your head on straight, eyeliner guy.
Interesting. TikTok just deleted this video without explanation, but YouTube didn’t touch it.
https://www.rawstory.com/pam-bondi-2676682476/
“I’m confident Pam Bondi will eventually show up. Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) and I drafted the subpoena, and it was for Pam Bondi as an individual, not Pam Bondi as Attorney General,” Khanna said.
“We still have the votes to get her to be able to testify. And we’ll have another vote,” Khanna said. “Look, I know Jim Comer. I like him on a personal basis, but he was Captain Ahab in chasing Hillary Clinton to testify. And Hillary Clinton has been out of office for 20 years. So certainly he can have Pam Bondi come and testify and answer why they haven’t released the Epstein files.”
TikTok is under new ownership. Ask why they wouldn’t want to leave up something negative about tRUMP, Netanyahu, or anything related. Ellison.
“know Jim Comer. I like him on a personal basis, but he was Captain Ahab in chasing Hillary Clinton to testify. And Hillary Clinton has been out of office for 20 years”
I guess if I were Hillary I might have a problem or two with that particular analogy. Great white whale and all that……
https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/kristi-noem-jet-melania-use-36986255
The Trump administration is moving forward with the purchase of the $70 million Boeing 737 Max 8 that Noem leased for DHS use during her tenure.
According to a Wall Street Journal report, a spokeswoman and officials familiar with the matter said the administration plans to use the luxury jet for travel by select cabinet secretaries, as well as to provide jet access to first lady Melania Trump’s office.
*Waste, fraud and abuse!
check it out blue — the Pope endorses calling Congress. WIl TikTok ban him?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gFn2HB/
lol you got EllisonTok’d
EllisonTok is all like, “How do you do, my fellow kids?”
https://www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/contact-your-congressmen-pope-leo
Pope Leo XIV called on ordinary citizens around the world today to contact their political leaders and demand an end to the war in Iran.
Speaking to reporters at the Vatican, the first American pope turned his moral appeal into a direct political instruction for the people in the pews.
“I would simply say, once again, what I said in the Urbi et Orbi message on Sunday, asking all people of goodwill to search always for peace and not violence, to reject war — especially a war which many people have said is an unjust war, which is continuing to escalate and which is not resolving anything… I would invite the citizens of all the countries involved to contact the authorities, political leaders, congressmen, to ask them — tell them to work for peace and to reject war always.”
*There it is, without being sullied by running it through EllisonTok.
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https://english.nv.ua/nation/trump-says-break-with-nato-began-over-greenland-as-he-renews-paper-tiger-attack-50598273.html
“To be honest, it all started with Greenland. We want Greenland. They don’t want to give it up to us. And I said, ‘Bye, bye,’” he said during a White House news conference.
Trump again called NATO a “paper tiger” and criticized the alliance for refusing to help the United States in the war against Iran.
“NATO is a paper tiger. We obviously don’t need them, because they did nothing to help,” the U.S. president added.
*Well, he was no fan of NATO during his first term, but “it started with Greenland”? No, means no.
Bebe only makes bangers 🤷♂️ (warning, EDM dance pop)
yes replay obv
https://turnto10.com/news/nation-world/iran-says-us-violated-deal-framework-calls-talks-unreasonable-agreement-truce-lebanon-ceasefire-war-conflict-bombing-airstrikes-attacks-operation-epic-fury-president-donald-trump-israeli-prime-minister-benjamin-netanyahu-israel-united-states
Iran on Wednesday accused the U.S. of violating three clauses of its framework for a deal.
Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said the ceasefire agreement included ending the war in Lebanon, a claim disputed by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and U.S. President Donald Trump, who said the truce did not apply to Lebanon.
“The Iran–U.S. Ceasefire terms are clear and explicit: the U.S. must choose — ceasefire or continued war via Israel. It cannot have both,” Araghchi wrote on X.
Different song, same sentiment.
Jamiroquai was running before Bebe walked.
Shakespeare set to music.
Different song, same sentiment. The Bard was running long ago; Bill Withers kept it going.
Seriously, it’s the same.
BiD, low hanging fruit. Dumbass (a) doesn’t understand the difference between defense and offense; and (b) he fucking HATES NATO. He is, what word am I looking for? Stupid? Ignorant? Hard to tell the difference – with him.
https://newrepublic.com/post/208820/pentagon-threatened-pope-criticized-donald-trump
Pentagon Threatened the Pope After He Criticized Trump
Days after Pope Leo XIV delivered his State of the World speech, Undersecretary of Defense for Policy Elbridge Colby summoned Cardinal Christophe Pierre, the Vatican’s U.S. representative, to a closed-door Pentagon meeting for a bitter lecture.
“The United States,” Colby said, according to a blistering new report by The Free Press, “has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side.”
Yes, Pog, but you know how he holds a grudge. He’s still pissed about Greenland, and NATO might need to come to Denmark’s (Greenland) defense. He’s clearly not just walking away. Veruca wants Greenland.
https://www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-pentagon-threatened-pope-leo
The Pentagon Threatened Pope Leo XIV’s Ambassador With the Avignon Papacy
The Free Press has documented a closed-door Pentagon meeting in which a senior Trump official lectured Pope Leo XIV’s ambassador on American military supremacy.
[UPDATE at 4:33 PM EDT: Letters from Leo can now independently confirm The Free Press report that the meeting took place — and that some Vatican officials were so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that they shelved plans for Pope Leo XIV to visit the United States later this year.
Other officials in the Vatican saw the Pentagon’s reference to an Avignon papacy as a threat to use military force against the Holy See.]
In January, behind closed doors at the Pentagon, Under Secretary of War for Policy Elbridge Colby summoned Cardinal Christophe Pierre — Pope Leo XIV’s then-ambassador to the United States — and delivered a lecture.
America, Colby and his colleagues told the cardinal, has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side.
As tempers rose, one U.S. official reached for a fourteenth-century weapon and invoked the Avignon Papacy, the period when the French Crown used military force to bend the bishop of Rome to its will.
*Well, where was “baby Catholic” JD Vance???
Craig – You opened up a new rabbit hole with this Pope thing.
let’s pretend time is non-linear
please
The 9th Amendment is literally the Founders’ “we forgot some stuff” clause. It protects rights like bodily autonomy. Naturally, the Supreme Court ignores it to strip our freedoms.
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i’ve raised my gardening game
one day i’ll be good
(it’s a high bar)
Whelp, here is TikTokEllison who is also OracleEllison, and Oracle now has all Medicare and Medicaid medical records…and they share cloud storage with Peter Thiel’s military surveillance entity Palantir…and the same Ai is running across both platforms. This woman is collecting evidence to file a case against Oracle for violation of the Third Amendment.
Y’all do realize that they want as many humans to die as quickly and cheaply as possible, right?
Anyway, her video starts with a Larry Ellison video from 2013, and wanted to access medical records back then. No government would misuse them, right?
it’d be super cool if my garden didn’t get nuked
25th por favor
yes i do sincerely believe that trump would initiate a mutually-assured-destruction scenario, just as a “fuck you” to the world
ooh a gen z’er sent me that same vid, BiD, you’re tapped in!
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/23/turkish-threat-talked-up-israel-netanyahu-focuses-new-alliances
Israel must not “turn a blind eye” to Turkiye, accusing it of being part of a regional axis “similar to the Iranian one”.
“A new Turkish threat is emerging,” Bennett said. “We must act in different ways, but simultaneously against the threat from Tehran and against the hostility from Ankara.”
Other Israeli politicians have said similar things in the past few months, with Turkiye a strong critic of Israel’s actions towards the Palestinians and its genocidal war on Gaza, and also getting closer to regional powers such as Saudi Arabia and Egypt.
*Well, that would complicate things. Turkey is a member of NATO.
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