
Attribution: U.S. Congress full of chickens by Jonathan Brown, PoliticalCartoons.com
[Jonathan Brown was the editorial cartoonist for the Deseret News in Salt Lake City, for many years, winning many awards. He became a freelance cartoonist, drawing for scores of clients and he created the comic strip “Analog,” which follows roommates Bradley, a human, and Nigel, a dog who identifies as a cat, as they navigate life in the digital era.]
FYI about the phrase “Nobody here but us chickens” according to Wikipedia:
Its first known appearance was as the punch line of a reader-submitted anecdote in Everybody’s Magazine in 1908, in which a chicken thief tries to evade detection by tremulously telling the investigating owner, “‘Deed, sah, dey ain’t nobody hyah ‘ceptin’ us chickens.” From there, it was picked up by newspapers and reprinted far and wide.
the muppets version is a better representation of our duly (or should that be “dully”) elected representatives
impeach the unhinged madman before he gets us all killed
thanks in advance
while congress squawks, cluck-clucks and lays an egg or two that fox/weasel in the hen house keeps at it:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/jan/20/europe-greenland-donald-trump-davos-europe-live-latest-updates
i hope trump doesn’t destroy the world before my bulbs come up
Stupid bastards have shut down East Bumfuck’s most popular Mexican Restaurant. And last night it looked like the only NY style pizza (excellent) and Mexican restaurant and delivery service in our end of town is closed, but that’s still being confirmed. Assholes.
shut them down why
And I’m so relieved that ATF is going to relax restrictions on gun sales and force trans gun purchasers to list their birth gender on their applications. Dumbest shit …
ICE raids on the former have apparently directly reduced their workforce and sent others who weren’t yet arrested scurrying, leaving them without a workforce sufficient to be able to continue to operate. Not certain about the latter place but the local chuckle on the pizza/Mexican place for years has been that the Mexicans who cook there make great pizza.
yeah, the collapse is coming soon
Fuck all Trump voters forever
(of the economy, then everything else)
I’ve watched all these Trumpers use illegal labor for decades
Their inhumanity is disgraceful
Their feigned ignorance is insulting
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wow what a visionary
was looking for a post where that sage predicted everything else
think they said trump would “collapse the economy, start a war, and impose martial law”
but ya know, the guardrails worked the first time/term
Congress is a guardrail but it doesn’t work by choice of Republicans
Angry lady puts asshole in his place.
INSANE, she calls it.
Tallking about getting “knickers in a twist” when talking about a pedo network is an unfortunate choice of an expression dontcha think?
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What America is Clicking January 20, 2026
-Silas
Great one, Pat!
There is no way tRUMPsky concocted all of that, used big-people words, and knew how to create and post AI because Adolf’s an Idiot.
Anything racist and/or cruel is coming from Stephen Mitler’s demented brain.
Some of this is coming from JD (Heritage and Thiel want Adolf gone), and Adolf’s assistant is posting it.
The tariffs are all him.
My granny would say Knickers in a Knot.
Or the newest blonde in the typing pool.
Could we stand to dance with Vance?
ICYMI, this guy thinks the special troops in Alaska will be deployed to Greenland, not Minnesota.
“Malcolm Nance is a +36 military & Intelligence Community veteran. A Ret. Navy Senior Chief Cryptologist he is the host of the Black Man Spy Podcast.
As a Middle East scholar, Arabic linguist and counterterrorism expert, Malcolm has authored over ten books including five NY Times best sellers on Islamic extremist terrorism, Russian cyber-espionage & intelligence operations, as well as domestic terrorism motivated by right wing nationalism.
He was MSNBC terrorism snd intelligence contributor for seven years. He served in the Ukrainian Army International Legion on the Eastern Front.”
*Time will tell if he’s correct, but it all tracks. Elbows up, Greenland, or whatever you say over there.
Glad to see Malcolm back.
Maybe the ICC can issue warrant for Adolf’s arrest for war crimes today and they can nab him in Davos. Can they get someone on Swiss soil?
https://dpa-international.com/politics/urn:newsml:dpa.com:20090101:260120-99-227764/
President Volodymyr Zelensky has made his attendance at the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos dependent on sealing contracts or securing pledges of aid for Ukraine.
“If the documents are ready, then there will be a meeting (with US President Donald Trump) and a trip,” Zelensky told journalists, according to Ukrainian media reports on Tuesday.
He would also make the journey to the Swiss alpine resort if there were pledges of further support for Ukraine’s power sector or of additional air defence systems, Zelensky said.
“But thus far, I have a task here in Ukraine, and for me it is essential to coordinate all services here,” he added.
Marie Curie
One of our two Mexican restaurants (the oldest one that is an area chain in a couple of states) has a “help wanted – all positions” sign up.
They own a horse farm and a goat farm and a few other properties nearby. There was always a lot of activity, but now nothing at the horse farm. Horses have been moved to the goat farm. Goats come and go, like maybe they are being moved at night.
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At 2pm, everyone’s local time, I guess we’re all supposed to walk outside and look around and see the other dissenters?
Just think, at this time last year, we were only filled with thoughts of impending doom, but Biden was still President and the world didn’t hate the US.
Congress and the media have been huge disappointments. I thought there would be more with vision and moral courage in both camps.
It’s the little ones, independent journalists and civilians filming and posting the atrocities everywhere that have done more to maintain focus and tell the world the truth than those trying to do journalism under a corporate umbrella; they’re afraid to get wet.
News flash: The deluge is coming for everyone.
I used to see Malcolm on MSNBC with some regularity but haven’t seen him in ages. He’s one smart sumbitch. His assessment is worth listening to.
And in effects of the Dumbass’ attempts to become a strongman, NYT
Fucking idiot.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stocks-sell-off-globally-traders-113003144.html
Stock markets went into a global selloff this morning as world leaders at Davos woke up to the news that U.S. President Trump had written to the prime minister of Norway to say that his repeated threats to take over Greenland were based on the fact that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Traders, dismayed by the prospect of a renewed trade war between the U.S. and Europe, reacted by driving down equities all over the world.
*He will ruin the entire world if not stopped. Rules don’t apply (at least he’s ignoring them), so maybe others need to stop trying to play the game the old way.
Forgot to post this yesterday! I used white chocolate and another bag of peanut butter chips, but it still tastes so good!
Crock Pot Candy
Ingredients
16 oz salted dry roasted peanuts
16 oz unsalted dry roasted peanuts
12 oz semi-sweet chocolate chips
12 oz milk chocolate chips
12 oz white chocolate chips
1 pkg of White Chocolate Almond Bark
Instructions
Add peanuts to the bottom of the crock pot. Layer all chocolate chips on top, then the almond bark cubed up.
Cover and cook on LOW for about 2 hours, stirring once halfway through, until smooth and glossy.
Drop spoonfuls onto parchment or wax paper. Let set until firm.
Tip
Sprinkle a tiny pinch of flaky salt on top before setting if you like a sweet-salty wink.
I don’t know what’s happening, but Macron wearing Joe Biden, mirrored aviators while he gives a speech is chef’s kiss! (I hope it was intentional and not because he has eye problems.)
Trump is the old man wandering the halls at the nursing home. Years ago, when my parents were taking care of their parents. they would drag us kids along to “go visit grandma” so early on I became acquainted with his type of behavior. He may be physically fit but the mind is gone and it should be obvious to anybody after this weekend. There are no excuses.
Jack
That’s why the free world went to war against Hitler and his allies. That’s the threat it took. We’re at the brink again.
Stakes are higher this time around.
My MiL believed she was in “a nice hotel where they do everything for you.”
We told the kids to just go along with it. They can’t come to our world, so sometimes we have to go to theirs.
They could decorate his room like it’s the Oval Office.
Well, it’s not just tRUMP. Thiel and his techbros, plus the Heritage Foundation are drive the crazy train. All are white supremacists.
https://fortune.com/2026/01/18/europe-retaliation-8-trillion-sell-america-us-debt-bonds-stocks-trade-war-greenland-trump/
Europe can wield this $8 trillion ‘sell America’ weapon as Trump reignites a trade war over his Greenland conquest ambitions
France is already urging the EU to deploy its “anti-coercion instrument,” which can target foreign direct investment and finance as well as trade. That’s after Trump announced new U.S. tariffs on NATO countries that sent troops to Greenland amid his plans to take over the semi-autonomous Danish territory.
But the U.S. has a key vulnerability the EU can exploit, according to George Saravelos, head of FX research at Deutsche Bank.
“Europe owns Greenland, it also owns a lot of Treasuries,” he wrote in a note on Sunday.
*China can dogpile on and, poof!
In case you run out of insults for the MAGA, Shakespeare has quite a few you could use including what may be the oldest “Yo Mama” –
https://wordsmarts.com/shakespearean-insults/?lctg=250808d2-e356-4338-8a03-384d26aba11f
today’s meme….
Huddie Ledbetter
Leadbelly
He wants a Nobel Prize, or he wants Greenland, or he wants to start a war. One of those things is happening.
We dig into the “Greenland Letter,” Dr. Jonathan Reiner’s call for a 25th Amendment inquiry, disturbing reports from Minneapolis about ICE dropping injured detainees in parks, and the Don Lemon vs. Nicki Minaj feud.
TODAY’S ELEVEN TO NOON RUNDOWN
00:00 Intro
00:21 Trump’s Letter: Greenland or War
01:32 Dr. Reiner & The Fitness Inquiry
04:36 The 25th Amendment Mechanics
06:40 Minneapolis Report: ICE Dumping Detainees
09:30 Don Lemon vs. Nicki Minaj
16:20 Blues Quotes & Banter
18:15 Intel Sharing & Davos Speculation
29:20 Antifa Fact Check & Andy Ngo
34:00 Captain Kirk’s Constitution
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Hey USA – Canada speaking! We need Alaska for our security against Russia. We will pay you $7.2 million dollars, which is what you paid Russia in 1867. We’ll look after your Innuits for you. Otherwise no more maple syrup.
Your Country Or War: Is he crazy?
Seems history repeating!
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1AM1xtstWp/
Good one, Jamie❗️
The Robber:
Your money or your life!
The Robber, after long silent pause:
Well???
Jack Benny:
I’m thinking!
I’m thinking!!
French President Emmanuel Macron
The market thinks he’s crazy
The US is NOT in a strong position. Amounts via Search Assist:
“As of late 2025, European investors hold approximately $8 trillion in U.S. Treasury bonds and equities. This amount makes Europe the largest foreign holder of U.S. financial assets.”
*Get that. The EU holds the most & can do a selloff that will crash the US dollar, send prices here soaring and, well, tRUMP destroys everything he touches.
“As of November 2025, the United Kingdom holds approximately $888.5 billion in U.S. Treasury securities. This amount reflects both government and private holdings within the UK.”
*If China wants to yank our chain…
“As of November 2025, China holds approximately $682.6 billion in U.S. Treasury securities.”
he’s in full meltdown in WH briefing room right now.
Doing a little research, in October ICE arrested 60 people, most from Mexican restaurants in the Harrison County (East bumfuck is the County seat) area. There have been protests for and against the ICE presence, a highway chase of 2 individuals over 100 mph, and they continue their activities but it’s not getting much press coverage.
I do think Adolf’s days are numbered & they will A25 him if Father Time is slow to act.
Then, we’ve got real problems. We’ve got Thiel problems. We’ve got Heritage N&zi problems. We’ve got so many corrupt weasels embedded everywhere…
https://www.theverge.com/news/864474/faa-creates-a-no-fly-zone-that-could-restrict-drones-near-ice-vehicles
FAA creates a no fly zone that could restrict drones near ICE vehicles.The Federal Aviation Administration is barring drones from flying within 3,000 feet of “Department of Homeland Security facilities and mobile assets,” 404 Media reports.
The notice is similar to those restricting drones near military bases, 404 says, but could apply to flying them near Immigration and Customs Enforcement vehicles.
*Militarization of our cities…and coming to a small town (maybe yours) soon.
Trump lying and bragging his way through the press conference.
For the money he sent to the GOP, Muskrat could have sent an $800 gift to every single man, woman and child in the US.
You know, I’ve changed my mind on things in the past. I’ve ordered chicken mole and when it came thought I should have ordered carnitas. Other things as well – paint colors, boats, law degree, stuff like that. So I get it. But Dumbass makes me feel like an absolute amateur when it comes to changing my mind on things. WaPo.
Love to know exactly how that brain of his works … to the extent it does. I’m guessing he doesn’t know that nothing goes unrecorded anymore – or he just doesn’t care. Like his sycophantic cabinet, he’s only performing for an audience of one – himself. And I’m sure that somehow in his tattered synapses, the nonsense he blathers makes sense to him when absolutely no one else would be able to make sense of it.
The Wikipedia article on the Chagos Archipelago should serve as a warning regarding Trump’s Greenland aspirations – and that is the only connection I can see regarding the Chagos and Greenland. The first 5 paragraphs of the article should suffice.
olbermann.bsky.social
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The president of the United States is, at this moment, having a full scale psychological breakdown.
I spared myself the ordeal.
His poll numbers are still too high for some unfathomable reason.
Sounds like sfb gave another stemwinder of a presser this afternoon. Reports are stating his body was in the room, the contents of the cranium were probably somewhere only he knows of.
MSM reports on his meanderings as if he was sane. Those who watched were not so sure.
He should do this everyday.
I watched most of it. The 25th Amendment called, “Where’s my ride?”
Sturg – Like that one. Reminds me of my dad’s guitar style back then.
Trump “Off His Rocker”
This is probably what JD/Thiel/Heritage wanted to happen. Not sure about the timing, but this was the plan.
A25 Adolf, back off everything domestically a bit so folks feel a bit relieved, and then steam roll the Heritage Foundation’s domestic terror campaign on women, and the techbros takeover of Greenland.
Not a single fishing boat had been blown up since tRUMP invaded Venezuela for their oil, and banked hundreds of millions of dollars in Qatar. ~Probably no connection~
https://www.rawstory.com/ice-racial-profiling-2674912991/
Brooklyn Park Police Chief Mark Bruley revealed that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents have been pulling guns on off-duty officers of color while illegally demanding their citizenship papers.
*So, the police put out a statement saying they supported ICE, and then they found out.
Recently, as the last two weeks, we as law enforcement community have been receiving endless complaints about civil rights violations in our streets from US citizens,” he said. “What we’re hearing is they’re being stopped in traffic stops or on the street with no cause and being forced to show paperwork to determine if they are here legally.”
“As this went on over the past two weeks, we started hearing from our police officers the same complaints as they fell victim to this while off duty,” he continued. “Every one of these individuals is a person of color who has had this happen to them.”
Bruley said ICE “boxed in” one officer on a roadway.
*Well, maybe this needs to be a lesson that is broadcast.
Weekend before last I posted a bunch of articles about Thiel & the techbros on an island off of Honduras, and a free-city where they could do all of the creepy and unethical crap they wanted; one of the articles said that is the draw of Greenland for them, in addition to minerals.
Usha Vance is expecting. As a mom, I can’t be mean about that.
I also just learned, belatedly, about the death of a person who once made me their nemesis. I thought I would feel something, joy, relief, divine justice. But no, nothing.
the poor bastard
also, congrats 🏆
Did Usha have IVF, again? She’s 40, so probably.
Methinks Adolf is about to go down.
JD’s wife being pregnant quells the divorce rumors and the Erika Kirk affair rumors, and it will IDK, humanize JD, I guess.
The pregnancy is a part of the window dressing.
Boy, NBC News is really licking Adolf’s boots tonight. JFC! FDT!
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While the billionaire class clutches their pearls, we’re looking at the real menu: Is this “housing affordability” push a real solution for the working class, or just more alpine theater?
so many jokes i’m not making right now
Another protest in my neighborhood I didn’t know about until too late. I
Thought I was on their mailing list.
Sometimes outside cow pies appear on YT. A few moments ago an advertisement for a “movie” showed on my YT ads. Something about a woman that we all know was as young, perhaps too young, working lady. There is a lot of speculation about how and why she ended up in the Epstein teen captives on an island. Especially since what is know of her early years involved Russia and KGB.
Other than that, it was a stupid advertisement, nothing I would consider watching even as a “only thing on”. Yup, you know who it is. Melania, from soft porn to First Lady.
Ummm I cannot say anything but WTF?!?!?!
Is Bessent that stupid or does he think the audience is that stupid? Blackstone, and other private equity companies, are not Mom & Pops. Disingenuous bastard. The PEs holding inventory are what jacks up housing prices, and subsequently, everyone’s property taxes.
Did Bessent’s buddy get that $40bil bailout?
A $20 billion US rescue package is a gift for a hedge fund manager with ties to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.
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https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/15/bessent-says-u-s-considers-doubling-aid-to-argentina-by-tapping-outside-funding-00609011
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent…his department is working on a partnership with the private sector and other entities that would provide an additional $20 billion in financing for Argentina.
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https://apnews.com/article/argentina-us-treasury-scott-bessent-javier-milei-trump-21125705220bd1ca7e84f8b23e6d7037
Argentina has repaid the funds it drew from a $20 billion credit line with the Trump administration, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent announced…
*Do we have receipts?
Perfect.
That’s some of the highest quality sarcasm I’ve seen in a while. Congrats on that.
WTF? indeed. What is BessButt talking about?
Good question, Poobah. Bessent’s been spewing gibberish for months now. Let us know if you figure it out. (I’m not holding my breath)
Danish pension fund AkademikerPension said on Tuesday it would sell off its holding of U.S. Treasuries, worth some US$100 million, by the end of this month, blaming weak U.S. government finances.
AkademikerPension said the decision was not intended as a political statement linked to the rift between Denmark and the United States over Greenland.
*It’s a drop in the bucket of what the EU holds.
https://apnews.com/article/federal-reserve-jerome-powell-lisa-cook-supreme-court-7f135bd222013d4fe61eb8f03c663676
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell will attend the Supreme Court’s oral argument Wednesday in a case involving the attempted firing of Fed governor Lisa Cook, an unusual show of support by the central bank chair.
The high court is considering whether President Donald Trump can fire Cook, as he said he would do in late August, in an unprecedented attempt to remove one of the seven members of the Fed’s governing board. Powell plans to attend the high court’s Wednesday session, according to a person familiar with the matter, who spoke on condition of anonymity.
*Jerome Powell will be a thorn in Adolf’s side at every turn. Good.
Katie Mitler, KKKaroline Leavitt, and Usha Vance are all pregnant. This was orchestrated; it’s part of the midterms show.
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-block-jack-smith-report-testimony-11390592
President Donald Trump has asked a federal judge to block his own Department of Justice (DOJ) from releasing a second volume of a report prepared by former special counsel Jack Smith, arguing that public disclosure would be improper after the underlying criminal case was dismissed.
Smith has already testified behind closed doors before the committee. A transcript of that private deposition, released last month, shows Smith forcefully rejecting claims that his investigations were politically motivated. He told lawmakers that the January 6, 2021, siege on the U.S. Capitol “does not happen” without Trump, while also disputing any suggestion that his work was designed to prevent Trump from reclaiming the presidency.
U.S. Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio, the Republican chairman of the committee, confirmed that Smith will appear at a hearing January 22, saying the panel intends to scrutinize Smith’s conduct and motives.
test-tube factory working overtime
“full power! we need more test-tubes, midterms are coming!”
“amma givin’ ‘er all she’s goht, Cap’n! she canna take anymoor!!”
more jokes i’m not making
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