A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
What do we expect from the rnc family reunion of trumps this week? I expect that the grifters will continue the tradition started by SFB and his family of scamming the cult members. Selling commercial time, or for a fee, doing live promos themselves. No matter what these will be the highlight of any convention night.
What can we expect? More beans for sale? Of course. Sleepy time bags filled with lumps? Why not? Landscaping services? Best done by the lady of the house for an extra donation. Need a purse, that might be a copy of a copy? Sure ‘nuf. Need some speeches? Get them by the dozen (professionally performed). Want to set up a “charity” for yourself? Experts are on hand. NDA’s are available in case you have someone who overheard your phone call.
Learn ways to avoid having your taxes seen by attorneys, real or surreal versions. Need a mob connection, special connections can be made. Need an attorney, a few can be on hand. Learn a new language, Russian is like a second language around the condo and fake island. Like to schedule a vacation away from it all? Learn to write special love letters to dictators. How about getting a few Chinese patents? These can be had.
There are so many other ways they can get in your wallet, just sit back and enjoy.